Dilemma

[shamus]

I pointed out to my 17 year old that dilemma does not strictly mean "an awkward situation" as he had thought, but a choice between two equally appealing or unappealing alternatives. He then submitted that a quandary must be a similar choice between four alternatives, and a choice between three must be "tricky". Then his brothers chimed in to say that to be in a quagmire must be to have all four limbs stuck in the sh**, and to look quizzical is to attempt to look five directions at once. I've no doubt they are still thinking them up, but I left the room having been thoroughly upstaged.

[LeeG]

you are a lucky guy, that's funny

[Hwyl]

I'm waiting for the sixth. Seems you have higher thinking down there in Tasyland.

Wouldn't have known it from my Tas' friends, maybe I would have. Go Juggy.

[shamus]

They are straying now: "How would you look after a trip through the badlands? Terrible" Groan.

[John B]

Ha! keepers eh.:D
I was wondering what they'd come up with when they got to six too.
Young fellas with all that pent up energy:rolleyes:

[shamus]

They mustn't have got to six, or else it was too disgusting for old Dad's consumption, though that would have to be pretty bad. Can't think of one myself for six.

[Paul Fitzgerald]

Maybe they are trying to give you a taste of your own medicine. They sound a lot like "Dad Jokes" to me.
If you were in New Zilland you could consider this a suxess