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paladin
10-22-2006, 10:51 AM
Translated, their account of life's beginnings on earth are much

more scientifically plausible:



... and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to succor

her young.



And God spake, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit,

but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?" And

Woman spake, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters;

I only need two breasts."



And God said, "Thou speaketh wisely, as I have created thee

with wisdom." There was a crack and a lingering odor of ozone,

and it was done. Woman stood holding her third breast in her

hand.



"What am I gonna do with this useless boob?", she exclaimed.

And so it was that God created Man.

capt jake
10-22-2006, 10:53 AM
Lol. :) :D :)

Rick Clark
10-22-2006, 11:01 AM
How true..

Sea Frog
10-22-2006, 11:56 AM
Gee, Womens' Lib are there yet?