My chickens are laughing at me...

[Mrleft8]

I don't know why... Maybe they think I'm funny looking. Maybe I walk funny. I might have a sign pasted to my back that says (in Chicken) "Laugh at me".
They used to respect me because I bring them food and water, but lately they've become very clique-ish, and laugh at me whenever they see me....
Maybe if I rub their feet they'll stop laughing at me....
They're also moulting, so maybe it's some chemical imbalance causing the laughter....Like getting the giggles when yer stoned...

[BrianY]

I'm mad...and that's a fact
I found out...animals don't help
Animal think...they're pretty smart
**** on the ground...see in the dark.
They wander around like a crazy dog
Make a mistake in the parking lot
Always bumping into things
Always let you down down down down.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The never come when you call them down down down down.

I know the animals...are laughing at us
They don't even know...what a joke is
I won't follow...animal's advice
I don't care...if they're laughing at us.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The never come when you call them down down down down.

They say they don't need money
They're lvinign on nuts and berries
They say animals don't worry
You know animals are hairy'
They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad example
They have untroubled lives
They think everything's nice
They like to laugh at people
They're setting a bad example(go ahead) laugh at me.

Animals by the Talking Heads

[Paul Girouard]

Cut off there heads and eatum for supper . That teachum a lesson about the business:D

[paladin]

When I wuz about 10 or so we had a half german shepherd/half chow dawg.....named Bozo, 'cause he wuz a clown......when mom wanted a chikkin for dinner she would walk out to the chicken yard and point out a chikkin....and old Bozo would get it in short order and bring it back unharmed....mom had to wring it's neck, but old Bozo wouldn't hurt a feather......:D

[Phillip Allen]

Bozo was a vegan...prolly a democrat too

[paladin]

Naw...he would eat just about anything that wuzzint nailed down or didn't bite him first.....:D

[Leon m]

Bet the chickens didn't laugh at Bozo.

[Leon m]

penguins won't laugh at you...

I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs
To my needs

[brad9798]

I'd be upset too if something with a pecker on its face was laught at ME!

[P.I. Stazzer-Newt]

What is it that makes you think the chickens are wrong?

[huisjen]

He who laughs last....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/huisjen/IMG_1339.jpg

[Meerkat]

Chickens may laugh, but in the end they'll die frying.

[Mrleft8]

If I kill 'em, I won't get eggs.....

[Phillip Allen]

Huisjen, them's turkeys not chickens

[huisjen]

Not anymore they aren't.

Dan