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paladin
06-19-2006, 11:55 AM
1. Dogs don't cry

2. Dogs love it when your friends come over

3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

4. Dogs think you sing great

5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink

6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late

7. The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you

8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

9. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

10. Dogs understand that passing gas is funny

11. Anyone can get a good looking dog

12. If a dog is gorgeous other dogs don't hate it

13. Dogs don't shop

14. Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor

15. A dogs disposition stays the same all month long

16. Dogs never need to examine the relationship

17. A dogs parents never come to visit

18. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

19. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it

20. Dogs like beer

21. Dogs don't hate their bodies

22. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

23. Dogs never expect gifts

24. It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house

25. Dogs don't worry about germs

26. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had

27. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to your wallet, desk or your pant pockets

28. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

29. Dogs don't borrow your shirts

30. Dogs never want foot rubs

31. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

32. Dogs find you amusing when your drunk

33. Dogs can't talk

34. Dogs aren't catty

35. Dogs seldom outlive you !

cs
06-19-2006, 11:58 AM
36. Dogs make good shop vacs.:rolleyes:

Chad

paladin
06-19-2006, 12:02 PM
I noticed....:D

Phillip Allen
06-19-2006, 12:20 PM
Thanks...gonna send that to some women I know

George.
06-19-2006, 12:32 PM
LOL... :D

...but...

9. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

It's a dog's life, but they do mind it.

15. A dogs disposition stays the same all month long

Not my bitches - although their emotional cycle is six months long, which means they are only "bitchy" twice a year... :D

19. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it

If you have the cold heart for it.

24. It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house

So is torturing small animals. Legal, but immoral.

29. Dogs don't borrow your shirts

Sometimes puppies do. Little is left.

30. Dogs never want foot rubs

Jack's dogs do...

33. Dogs can't talk

Written by someone who never had to go out at 3 AM to get rid of a possum on a tree so that the dogs would stop "talking" their heads off and I could go back to sleep...

34. Dogs aren't catty

Best part about them. ;)

35. Dogs seldom outlive you !

Worst part about them. :(

Claudia
06-19-2006, 04:32 PM
paladin, that was very funny:D

JimD
06-19-2006, 05:39 PM
Dogs understand why you like to pee outdoors.

Memphis Mike
06-19-2006, 06:30 PM
Because dogs like me.

They're the only ones. LOL.:D