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jack grebe
06-12-2006, 07:40 PM
WHATS UP:confused:
Claudia
06-12-2006, 07:44 PM
All kinds of things going on at my house but it would bore you to tears. Not that some of my threads haven't already done that:D
huisjen
06-12-2006, 07:44 PM
I've been painting pictures of naked women and posting the link to the image. You can't blame me for not trying to liven things up around here.

Dan
Claudia
06-12-2006, 07:46 PM
Lmao;)
Mrleft8
06-12-2006, 07:46 PM
I've just been painting naked women. Not pictures.... Just paint on naked women..... I love it when Carter leaves town for a few days! :D
John Bell
06-12-2006, 07:46 PM
All the "good" folks left. Only ones left are the untouchable caste...
Claudia
06-12-2006, 07:47 PM
Mrleft you are sooo baaddd:D But it was funny.
jack grebe
06-12-2006, 07:49 PM
I checked out for about a month.....did dutch finally get the boot?
Mrleft8
06-12-2006, 07:52 PM
Mrleft you are sooo baaddd:D But it was funny.
I really am, aren't I? :D
huisjen
06-12-2006, 07:54 PM
I checked out for about a month.....did dutch finally get the boot?

You'll have to say which month, and we'll be more able to say if he got the boot under any of his aliases in that particular month.

Dan
jack grebe
06-12-2006, 07:55 PM
:D well I've been back about a week and haven't seen any thing that looks like him:cool:
Mrleft8
06-12-2006, 07:58 PM
You haven't looked close enough
Katherine
06-12-2006, 08:29 PM
Dutch is hiding in plain sight.
Peter Malcolm Jardine
06-12-2006, 08:36 PM
Well, I'm naked right now.
Garrison
06-13-2006, 07:10 AM
Fart
Popeye
06-13-2006, 07:58 AM
http://collections.ic.gc.ca/fisheries/images/na1297.jpg

been out earning my crust
Milo Christensen
06-13-2006, 08:00 AM
Last night I dreamed I was Dutch, living on a little farm in Argentina with a woman who thought she was Evita, she kept singing "Don't cry for me Argentina, I never should have married Dutch", which is odd, don't you think, because that's not how the song goes, is it?

Suddenly, my little piece of Argentinian paradise was invaded by a rumbling Harley Davidson, you know that unique patented rumbling sound due to the way the pistons are connected to the crankshaft, ridden by a large furry German woman wearing black leather with a crow on each shoulder.

She was menacing, in a Jungian/Freudian reminding me of my mother kind of way, threatening me as she rolled up to my wheelchair and uncoiled a long, long, black leather braided whip.

She flicked the whip around and across my back, I screamed in abject pain and fell out of my wheelchair, face down on the ground. She smiled wickedly and said, commandingly; "Fhart, you little troll, fhart." But my bowels had liquefied and I had already soiled myself, flatulence was the last thing I was able to do at the time. She stroked the whip across my buttocks, exposing flesh with every slash.

So anyway, I woke up, thanked God I wasn't Dutch, and tried to figure out the significance of the two crows. Any dream analysts out there?
huisjen
06-13-2006, 09:01 AM
I didn't know peyote grew in Lansing.

Dan
Milo Christensen
06-13-2006, 10:23 AM
Gro lamps abound.

Perhaps I shouldn't read the forum just before bedtime.
John B
06-13-2006, 04:35 PM
Could you bring diving into the dream.
and mountain momma, don't forget her, o the trials and tribulations......

but on a less serious note; who is dutch hiding as now?

edit.. because if he's here he's being very good ATM isn't he.
Memphis Mike
06-13-2006, 04:41 PM
I just haven't felt very sensual lately.
botebum
06-13-2006, 04:42 PM
Garrison-
Fart

got it John?:D

Doug
John B
06-13-2006, 05:31 PM
I knew that !.:rolleyes:

thanks.:D
Milo Christensen
06-13-2006, 05:49 PM
My horoscope for today was somewhat apropos, but who believes in their horoscope?

Scorpio:
Feel like you're banging your head against a wall with someone? Give up, move on.
Claudia
06-13-2006, 05:51 PM
Milo, I'm with you on that one:D
John B
06-13-2006, 05:58 PM
Taurus
run into something with your head
Milo Christensen
06-13-2006, 05:58 PM
It's really sound advice, isn't it? Why is it so damned hard to actually implement?
John B
06-13-2006, 06:27 PM
Happens all the time for us taurusses's ss.
Modern vernacular has confused some of the dimmer ones though. If you say "butt that" to a (ahem)"dense" one they'll make an ass of themselves.

NEVER ever say 'butt off' to a Taurus.
Memphis Mike
06-13-2006, 06:47 PM
We need to shake things up around here a bit, John B.



http://www.tomjones.com/fanbase_access/images_store/tomjones/authorised/Site%20Backgrounds/156_23March2006.jpg
huisjen
06-13-2006, 06:51 PM
My horoscope for today was somewhat apropos, but who believes in their horoscope?

Scorpio:
Feel like you're banging your head against a wall with someone? Give up, move on.

Funny, that. I'm a Scorpio too, not that I believe in such things. And have I been banging my head against a wall with someone today?

Dan