Illegal Immigrants

[Dave Thibodeau]

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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[Andrew Craig-Bennett]

Good plan. After all, a lot of them are on farms...:D

Memo to UK readers: do not try this at home.

Unlike the USA, the most incompetent part of the British government is the Department of Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) formerly called the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food (MAFF) but re-named after...

the mad cow disease scandal...

the foot and mouth disease scandal...

unfortunately the re-branding did not stop

the non-payment of EU subsidies to farmers scandal...

and will not stop

the chicken flu scandal...

If you want a good laugh, check their website:http://www.defra.gov.uk/

[RonW]

Well gentlemen, with all due respect I think you are wrong.

I say put the United States Postal Service in charge of this mess.
After all they do seem to know where everyone is at.
And they also seem to be the only goverment organization that seem to work day in day out, rain or shine with out any scandals.
And for only 37cents.

OOps got to buy more stamps....

[Norman Bernstein]

It's 39 cents now.

Been wondering why your mail isn't getting through? :)

[TomF]

Better get through soon, or someone's gonna go postal.