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RichKrough
05-10-2006, 10:45 PM
From CNN:

12-year undergrad postpones the real world -- again

WHITEWATER, Wisconsin (AP) -- Despite his 12 years as an undergraduate student, Johnny Lechner realized something was missing from his academic record: he'd never studied abroad.

And so, the 29-year-old perpetual student who was expected to finally graduate from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater withdrew his application for graduation Monday, five days before commencement.

"I realized that if I went one more year, I could study abroad," Lechner said. "That's one thing I haven't done."

Lechner's extended academic career has made him a celebrity of sorts. His never-ending student life has been featured in newspapers and on network television shows, not to mention campus publications across the nation.

By this spring he had completed 234 college credits, or about 100 more than needed to graduate, and was taking seven more.

That qualified him for the "slacker tax," instituted this school year by the UW Board of Regents to help cover the state subsidy for students who stay long past the usual four or five years to earn an undergraduate degree.

It calls for students who exceed 165 total credit hours or 30 more than their degree programs require -- whichever is higher -- to pay double tuition.

Lechner said he didn't start out to be a long-term student, but it just developed once he realized how much fun he was having at college.

Had he graduated, he would have earned a liberal studies degree in education, communications, theater, health and women's studies.

Michelle Eigenberger, an editor at The Royal Purple, said Lechner may have achieved celebrity status, but most students are tired of it.

"It's getting old," she said. "For the sanity of the rest of the campus, we want him to get out of here."

Meerkat
05-10-2006, 10:48 PM
What's the worst nightmare?

RichKrough
05-10-2006, 10:53 PM
he comes home :D

Mrleft8
05-11-2006, 05:49 AM
Kinda reminds me of Zonker Harris....

Phillip Allen
05-11-2006, 06:33 AM
I wonder how he votes?

Chris Coose
05-11-2006, 06:41 AM
Never studied a broad?
Kid needs more than a trip to Europe to complete an education.

Phillip Allen
05-11-2006, 06:55 AM
Never studied a broad?
Kid needs more than a trip to Europe to complete an education.
I, myself, have studied some of those professional students and studding broads is a great deal of their every day routine. I suspect it is a lot of what keeps them there.

huisjen
05-11-2006, 06:58 AM
Maybe he needs to go to Bhutan and study in a monestary for a couple decades. ;)

Dan

Tealsmith
05-11-2006, 07:07 AM
I studied all kinds of broads when I was in college.

geeman
05-11-2006, 12:13 PM
He sounds like an OK kid,,just stalling coming into the real world is what it sounds like to me.

ahp
05-11-2006, 12:26 PM
The professional student has options. He/She can become a graduate student, then a post-doc, then a reseach assistant, or a teaching asistant, an adjuct professor. You don't make much, but you actually get paid and there are a lot of perks.

Katherine
05-11-2006, 12:35 PM
hmm . . . I can think of my parents worst nightmares for me, and being a professional student isn't high on the list.

TomF
05-11-2006, 12:43 PM
hmm . . . I can think of my parents worst nightmares for me, and being a professional student isn't high on the list.I agree. There's so much choice out there in parental nightmares ...

serial murderer
rapist/child abuser
meth/crack/heroin etc. junkie
abusive spouse, parent etc.
career criminalAnd that's even before we start breaking into the unsavoury "legitimate" careers ...:D

Popeye
05-11-2006, 12:47 PM
McDonalds has a liberal arts inturn program

Paul Pless
05-11-2006, 12:51 PM
hmm . . . I can think of my parents worst nightmares for me, and being a professional student isn't high on the list.


they knew it was not a realistic fear:D

ken mcclure
05-11-2006, 05:20 PM
We REALLY need a pig smilie so that we can do snorts again.

Thanks, Paul, and a coffee snort right back atcha!

Katherine
05-11-2006, 05:25 PM
Mom and Dad can think of much bigger problems for me to find myself. Heck, if I want to go back to school, I don't even have to pay for it.

geeman
05-11-2006, 05:40 PM
One of the worst nitemares, A lawyer possibly? lol

Katherine
05-11-2006, 05:42 PM
Government Official

geeman
05-11-2006, 06:29 PM
One of the things you used to hear a parent say was ""I hope he/she grows up to be president",,ya dont hear that much anymore ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ahp
05-11-2006, 08:25 PM
I was a grad student at the University of Michigan. I can recall one afternoon finishing a several games of tennis and then riding my bicycle to a free concert of the Bach Brandenburg Concerti. I thought, this is a pretty good life.

geeman
05-11-2006, 09:10 PM
Nice life while it lasts,,until you have to go out and deal with ""real" life.

Paul Pless
05-12-2006, 07:50 AM
hey the student wasn't ljb5 was it?

Dan McCosh
05-12-2006, 08:57 AM
One guy I knew made it to 12 years as an undergrad, playing the piano in a local bar winters and summer, and attending classes (in a 4-term system) every other term. His brother made it to 11 years, and then faced the real problem: He was one course away from about 11 different majors. If he took one more course in anything, he would graduate in something. The last course got him a degree in hotel and restaurant management. That cost him his job as a permanent substitute in a Catholic school, since they didn't want to pay him as a degreed teacher. Then he lost his draft deferment, which led to him dating the secretary at the draft board to keep up with his waning status. (Bush had to get the idea somewhere.) Finally he took a job teaching in the South Pacific, surrounded by scantily clad native girls. Adulthood can be tough.

Tealsmith
05-12-2006, 09:02 AM
I agree. There's so much choice out there in parental nightmares ...

serial murderer
rapist/child abuser
meth/crack/heroin etc. junkie
abusive spouse, parent etc.
career criminalAnd that's even before we start breaking into the unsavoury "legitimate" careers ...:D


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