Tits a lovely day tit is

[Wild Dingo]

I was wandering the streets of Bunbury today when out of the blue there were boobs to the left of me boobs to the right of me boobs!! BOOBS!!!... So I got to wonderin when I had settled down again some hours later...

What is it about beautiful warm weather that makes a sheilas turn into raging exhibitionists?

[Phillip Allen]

Seeking customers...it’s the way we teach our children..."remember sweetie, you must marry well so you can sit in the house and raise lotsa children"...it's ingrained

[Mrleft8]

"Estrogenetics"

[LeeG]

not that complicated,,warm weather = less clothes = more skin= dilated eyes,,it's you.

[Figment]

The spring time makes me miss working in a college town.

[Ethan]

Seriously...one thing I've learned is that it's not the weather or place or whatever that results in the increased attractive woman ratio - it's your own perception. There are beautiful women EVERYWHERE...it's just a matter of seeing far enough past one's own nose to appreciate what's there. I find that spring weather and water have the desired effect.

"boobs to the left of me and boobs to the right of me...." :D That's classic Dingo!

[geeman]

Ethan,,hasnt been to the East Tenn Mtn's lately lol,,,this area is COW town ! lol.Can you say ""MOOOOO"?

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

I love this time of year, but damn it is starting to make me feel old. :(

[PatCox]

I am waiting for some photos, this thread needs photos.

As for feeling old, Joe, have you reached that point where the girls just don't even see you any more? You don't even register in their consciousness? There's a point where its no longer that you see them glance at you and make the quick judgment "too old" and look away; its that you simply cease to exist for them. Thats when you feel old.

[PatCox]

Dingo, are you saying the sheilas go topless down there?

And is it true all the blokes are named "Bruce?"

[Phillip Allen]

I wonder if any women Down Under are actually named Sheila?

[Bob Adams]

Well well, this thread was about what it seemed to be. And here I thought it might be a booby trap.

[Phillip Allen]

I think the complaint was that women there weren't wearing any booby tarps

[TomF]

I think the complaint was that women there weren't wearing any booby tarpsGood God, man. :D

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

I am waiting for some photos, this thread needs photos.

As for feeling old, Joe, have you reached that point where the girls just don't even see you any more? You don't even register in their consciousness? There's a point where its no longer that you see them glance at you and make the quick judgment "too old" and look away; its that you simply cease to exist for them. Thats when you feel old.

Ayup I'm officialy old then :( ;) :D

[paladin]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid204/p410404482d5907294848ac87388529c1/ef603b8e.jpg

just for Shane....pen and wter/ink sketch, New Guinea

[John B]

The hell with the girls. Its the women you have to worry about.

[paladin]

The Shadow knows........that it's Margo....

[michigangeorge]

Pictures? come-on already- we need visuals. How do you expect to get a rise out of us old guys? Fairy tales don't get it!

[Paul Pless]

I'm rating this thread down until we get pics...

[Meerkat]

What is it about beautiful warm weather that makes a sheilas turn into raging exhibitionists?Same thing that has the blokes taking off their shirts? ;) :D

[cs]

Since everyone seems afraid to post a photo to illustrate, I guess I will.

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2006/pictures/liz36.jpg

Chad

[Mrleft8]

Nice Bougainvillia!

[cs]

Had to look that up. Nice flowers indeed!

Chad

[George Roberts]

Flowers? What flowers?

[High C]

:rolleyes:

http://greyflannelauctions.com/lotimages/19.jpg

[George Roberts]

Now, those are flowers.

[cs]

Well enough with flowers, what about a lovely view of the beach?

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2006/pictures/dani29.jpg

Chad

[LeeG]

bouganvilla dont' have much of a scent

[paladin]

Just for Shane:D :D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid204/pc0d79c8b05bddcd711b4ba8e4db0ab6f/ef586851.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid204/p1ab45d7b4e025d77df04af5bb1b6289a/ef586924.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid204/p82b8c86630a1ad66f4d1c8bd9602df9a/ef5868ee.jpg

[PatCox]

This malibu strings is much better than wickedweasel.

[paladin]

...and this was laying on the beach in the seychelles...and I stopped to talk to her...big mistake...the next thing I know izz I got whacked on the head with a picnic basket....wouldn't have been so bad but there was a thermos innitt.......Sweet Thing had no sense of humor sometimes.....:D
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid204/p49a06b16913770ef36a114d49e70b19c/ef5845a1.jpg

[Robbie]

Ayup I'm officialy old then :( ;) :D
Joe...if you are old I must be possitively ancient....in February my wife and I went for a short walk along a local family beach when she decided to pop into the restroom. A few minutes later 3 very attractive young (18-23yrs)bikini clad ladies walked up the beach from the water to where their towels lay.They then proceeded to remove their tops and dry themselves before rubbing suntan lotion onto each other.They didn't look in my direction or at me even though I was only standing 5 FEET away...I also didn't register in their conciousness....
I'm only 47 for goodness sake!!

[Old Sailor]

What's a Boob? It's been sooooo long.
Old Sailor

[Wild Dingo]

Well... I do worry about you fellas sometimes :rolleyes:

I walk down the street and the sheilas eyes oggle they drool and drop to their knees payin homage to the mighty Dingo :D

At the beach? MAN!!! what an experience that is... forget the bikini tops flingin to the sand they drop the lot at the mere sight of me! yes indeed Ive no fear of the sheilas ignorin me or even as has been suggested "not even on their horizon" I AM THEIR HORIZON!! ;)

Age has been a real boon time for me and bein married has... if I was so inclined which Im not but its there for the offerin... if anything increased the number of winks come hither and wanton offers from young sheilas!! See a young thing sometimes KNOWS us older blokes are better than the young fellas... and hell were not as self obsessed as they are... we are if anything more desirable to them!!

BELEIVE IT!! So why do I say that? Well first theres the fact of our experience our bein a tad gentler a lot less self absorbed and more inclined to take our time with them

SOME know it... some are idiots and dont... but its a great thing when your 49 and noticed :D not so good on the home front of course if she finds out :eek: ... but still look but dont touch ;)

[sawcutmill]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/boobs/index.htm

[Karl A. Hilbert]

Laughing at myself. I thought it was " Mali bust rings" at first.

[Hwyl]

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

[P.I. Stazzer-Newt]

Do not click
http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

[rufustr]

That did a great job.
I was very careful to get every square centimetre of the inside of my screen and it's the cleanest it's ever been.
But I think I'll give it one more go just to make sure.
Yep. Clean as a whistle.:D