Pondering multiple personality disorder...

[TomF]

Could a sadomasochistic police officer bring himself up on charges of police brutality?

Could someone be the older brother he'd always wanted?

[Popeye]

could someone with Altzheimers hide their own Easter eggs?

[John of Phoenix]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And I am too.

[P.I. Stazzer-Newt]

It is becoming more common - by 2020 two people in every one will have it.

[geeman]

I talk to myself all the time now,,,And even come up with witty answers?

[TomF]

So long as you're not losing arguments, geeman.

[geeman]

I tend to save the losing arguments for when I'm ""dueling" with the wife,,I aleady KNOW I'm gonna lose that 1 lol

[uncas]

Hey, I argue with myself all of the time. The bright side is, who ever wins, well, it is still my decision so it has to be right.

[geeman]

I've been going at this all wrong!! When ""dueling " with the wife I should use my "other" self " too,,Then it'd be 2 against 1,,why didnt I think of that 30 years ago?

[huisjen]

Maybe Dutch/Dolly/Mountain Mamma will have something to add.

[huisjen]

A man went to his shrink and said "Doc, I'm a Teepee. But I'm a Wigwam. But I'm a Teepee. But I'm still a Wigwam...." The Doctor said, "Relax! You're two tents."

[Meerkat]

5 out of 4 people agree that schizophrenics have more fun. :D

[geeman]

I've always enjoyed my world as opposed to the "real " one,,,,,,,,,

[John of Phoenix]

Guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I need help. I think I'm a moth."
Doc says, "I think you need to see a psychologist. I'm a GP."
Guy says, "Actually, I was on my way to see a shirnk, but I saw your light was on."

[Wild Dingo]

Ive been here all along you know... sometimes Im me sometimes Im him... or him... or her... or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her.. or him... or her... or him... or her

and at others I just pretend to be someone else just to confuse myself!!! :D

Its not that I have many personalities inside me its just I like my different reality is all Im flyin a different plane to everyone else

Are not!!

Bloody well are so!

oh get a friggin grip you lot

you get a grip

no you

stop arguin

whos arguin

you are

am not

are so

am not

And I always argue with meself!! Its the only friggin argument I can win!! ;)

[Meerkat]

"Man, what an imagination I've got" said the Solipist! :D

[Wild Wassa]

My other personality is apathetic ... but I don't give a stuff about that.

I like that I'm never alone.

When I rang the Emergency Services and pleeded with the operator to send someone quickly, "I only have 59 more seconds to live." ... She said to me, "you sound paranoid could you wait a minute please."

I went to the Doctor and he said to me, "I sorry to tell you this but you have Mad Cows Disease." I told him, "I don't really care because I'm a Penguin."

Warren.

[Meerkat]

"Mad Cow Disease" - the pechant on the part of some to repeatedly marry the same sort of female personality. ;)

[rufustr]

Dingo,
You're still in front mate.
I've been losing arguments with myself for years.:):confused::cool:

[Meerkat]

I don't have MPD and neither do I! :D

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

I was beside myself. So I looked over, and there I was.

[Wild Wassa]

I used to think that I was indecisive ... but now I'm not so sure.

Warren.