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Hal Forsen
03-02-2006, 12:07 PM
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to
shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which
issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters,
wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their
hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually.

The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.

Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.

;)

HF

cedar savage
03-02-2006, 12:21 PM
True story: I was being sued, falsely and maliciously, by an avaricious lawyer on his own behalf related to a comercial real estate deal. Two days before we were to appear before a board of arbitration, he dropped dead of apoplexy while screaming at one of his secretaries.

And folks on some of those other threads insist that there's no evidence God loves Republicans.

[ 03-02-2006, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: cedar savage ]