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ishmael
02-26-2006, 10:18 AM
“My aunt once said the world would never find peace until men fell at their women’s feet and asked for forgiveness.”

Jack Keruoac

uncas
02-26-2006, 10:21 AM
I wouldn't think women would like to be possessed by anyone... :rolleyes:
It may bring world peace but not in the house...

[ 02-26-2006, 10:22 AM: Message edited by: uncas ]

ishmael
02-26-2006, 10:24 AM
"I wouldn't think women would like to be possessed by anyone.."

Huh?

uncas
02-26-2006, 10:25 AM
their women’s feet...
It's a tongue.gif Ish!!!!!

Their...as in possessive....Their dog...their cat, their canary...

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Wild Dingo
02-26-2006, 10:41 AM
And women are... if nothing else... possessive! :rolleyes:

Nope not gonna happen! I mean Ive been wrapped around 7 women... mmm okay can that 1 wife and 6 daughters little fingers for some years now... If ANYONE thinks Im gonna bend and kiss their feet and ask for forgiveness... THEY are in serious need of psych help!! Aint gonna happen :mad:

Wassat dear? ooh yep no worries... comin!! see ya fellas gotta...ahem... errr go to the shed and bash some wood around argh argh ar... okay Im comin Im comin!! :eek:

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ken mcclure
02-26-2006, 12:45 PM
Having prostrated myself at quite a few women's feet in my dubious past, I took note of the fact that in all cases women's feet are smaller even than those of a man of the same stature.

I then took it upon myself to observe women's feet in general to see whether this was a statistical anomaly or a universal truth. During this research I was slapped 47 times, received 1,277 dirty looks, was reported to the police once and had to run quite a ways, was kicked in various places on my body 21 times (of which only 14 kicks actually landed and only two did lasting damage), was hit with purses 11 times (all of which did damage), was chased by 8 husbands/boyfriends 4 times but never caught, was chased by one girlfriend and let myself get caught (resulting in one of the kick damages and one of the purse damages - she was bigger than me), was screamed at or berated 76 times and was propositioned once.

What I found proved out my theory that women's feet are just plain smaller. Having gathered my significant statistical summary I then met with a leading podiatrist to review the findings. He quickly agreed with them, and gave me the anthropoligical reason:

Women's feet are smaller so that they'll fit better under the sink.

uncas
02-26-2006, 12:57 PM
Ken...my first suggestion is to duck the iron frying pan....

Leon m
02-26-2006, 01:09 PM
Why should we ask women for forgivness?...What does that really have to do with piece?

As far as I can see,war comes from greed and fear of death.

stumpbumper
02-26-2006, 01:36 PM
Was "piece" intentionally misspelled?

If not it has everything to do with it.

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JimD
02-26-2006, 01:45 PM
I'm going back to the Why Men Are Happier thread :D

stumpbumper
02-26-2006, 01:47 PM
Yeh, this is depressing.

Leon m
02-26-2006, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by stumpbumper:
Was "piece" intentionally misspelled?

.Brain fart. redface.gif

Stiletto
02-26-2006, 05:25 PM
Foot fetishists! ;)

Hwyl
02-26-2006, 07:54 PM
I try to toe the line, keep instep and not be a heel. It's good for the soul.

My feet have balls.

cedar savage
02-27-2006, 09:45 AM
Peace will come when mothers love their sons more than they hate ours.

uncas
02-27-2006, 09:52 AM
Ah...there must be some teenage daughters in that mix somewhere...

Garrett Lowell
02-27-2006, 10:16 AM
Kerouac would have been correct if he had stopped at the word "peace".