TRY THIS: Just a note to all !!

[Rick Clark]

TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally or any othe country. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

Edit:

It seems to me that anyone on this forum can post anything they please, other then the one and only RC (rick clark).

I know that there are those out that have more then one screen name, which is ok as that is there purgative as like someone once told me it is open to all the public.

Now I know that I make a lot of mistakes on this here forum and that all the moderators have googled my name and email to see where I have posted and they have only found it in two places.

That it is in only two places, is that it is only ones that I have posted too.

It seems to me that there are a few of you that take offence to what I post, and it does not matter if I post far left or far right or swing right down the middle, or maybe an little left or a little right, a joke about GWB or other pollutions(politics), I try to post jokes about all ethnic groups as to show I am not prejudice or a racist.

And I say these thing in plain language not the $1.00 or $1.50 cent words as so that you do not need a dictionary to understand what I am saying.

It seems to me that there are a few people on this forum that can say what is on their mind and people fire back at them with all kinds of trash in the form of foul and abusive language, dirty pictures and so on so on so on.

Which this is fine with me as I don't take offence to much that is said on the forum. I do think that there are a few of you that are mediators that get a kick out of jumping my case just for the hell of it, which is OK too.

I might post some things that really pisses of one person and he fires back at me with in a minute or two, as if he is either clairvoyant, or he has the power to watch what I am writing at the moment I make a key stroke, as he post on the subject a few lines on the subject and before I am taken back to the bilge.

So here I am, anyone and all are welcome to vent you frustration and ill feelings, and take them out on me.

I only have one favor to ask of any and all forum members is to have the balls to answer a direct question I have for you.

You people know who I am talking about, including Scott,

I think that there are a lot of members that would like to make a post but they are looking for replies , but I don't care if you reply to my post as I know that you do read them.

Yes I try to offend everyone and no one, if you are able to read between the lines you will understand what this reply is all about.

Now every one please have a good day and hope that the future is bright for you. T^hanks for reading my post.

PS if you think you are offended by what I write and you see the name Rick Clark please just skip over it, do not read it and that way I will not f--k up your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

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[ 02-03-2006, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: Rick Clark ]

[BrianW]

Well it won't happen in Mexico, and the hypocracy of that situation is quite clear.

I disagree it won't happen anywhere else, I suspect Canada is well into that mode already. France, Spain, and England too. Except they're dealing with Muslims.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Rick do you just cut and paste every chain letter email you get ? :rolleyes:

Try using this key :

http://www.ivygreen.ctc.edu/avery/activities/tech/images/delete_key.jpg

Instead of hitting the Add Reply
I say this in all honesty because you have a lot more to offer than this constant drivel.
Thank you

[JimD]

I'm sure the Mexican government will be happy to comply as soon as the illegal Americans agree to take the lowest paying jobs that Mexico has to offer that even the Mexicans aren't willing to work at. tongue.gif

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

ian you missed the six or so false urban legends Rick continues to post with out checking the facts. Its like his aunt sends him these chain letter emails and Rick is compelled to post them on the WBF :rolleyes:

[BrianW]

Okay, so you guys are attacking the messenger, and not the message. That actually makes some sense, as the message rings to close to the truth to dismiss.

Not saying anyone here should care, just that there's a point to be made there.

[Jagermeister]

Joe, I'm not sure you're in a position to criticize Rick's spam. Many of your posts consist of non-sequitur graphics, whose relevance is tenuous to those of us who no longer imbibe mind altering substances.

- Kevin

[L.W. Baxter]

TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

This is very easy to do. Just cross the border and neglect to arrive at the immigration desk at the customs house. As long as you are not driving a vehicle with U.S. plates, you will not be asked for any proof of having entered legally. Unless you are arrested for a crime.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Actually, if you show up at a local hospital with an emergency they will treat you, regardless of your ability to pay, just like in the U.S.A. And many doctors and nurses are bilingual. Certainly, most places will be able to provide an interpreter.

Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, pal."

Better yet, eat until you are too fat to get out of your own doorway. It's a cultural thing, you wouldn't understand.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

I seriously doubt anyone in Mexico would mind. They would expect you to be proud of your heritage, as they are of theirs.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Spanish is an extremely simple and logical language to learn, much easier than English, but if you want to be stubborn....hey, the waiter is gonna ignore you anyway, doesn't matter what language you speak!

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

What do you need classes for? "American culture" is all over the tv and radio, and in the lingo and behavior of the kids. Most larger towns now have a Mcdonald's restaurant, where you can go to enjoy a reasonable facsimile of American Culture anytime you want.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in
Mexico.

Piece of cake. Slip the guy at the desk a little something and voila, you're licensed. Now, what name did you want to go by?

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

You'll fit right in!

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.

Yawn.

Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other
country in the world except right here in the United States, land of the
naive and politically correct politicians.

Yeah, those Mexican politicians are so much better at protecting the best interests of the people!

[Dolly Varden]

Originally posted by Jagermeister:
Joe, I'm not sure you're in a position to criticize Rick's spam. Many of your posts consist of non-sequitur graphics, whose relevance is tenuous to those of us who no longer imbibe mind altering substances.

- Kevini am going to have to put this on my hard drive its just tooooo hhoottttt!!!!!!!! smile.gif

Dutch

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Dutch My HD is not big enough for all the crap said about you :D Im going to have to buy a external and label it Bozo :D

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Jag, Some of my post's may be non-sequitur graphics but they are mine not some junk email inacurate chain letter. Most times they are a clever visual retort, Im a visual guy if you see them as non-sequitur graphics others see them as an art-form.

[uncas]

Thought I would throw this into the mix...Boston Globe 2/2/06

Councilors try branching into Español
(By Lisa Wangsness, Globe Staff)
Saying he and other city councilors need to learn to speak to a changing Boston, the City Council president, Michael F. Flaherty, is arranging to hold weekly Spanish classes at City Hall for council members and their aides.

[Rick Clark]

Hey Joe good to here from you:
Yes I do send them on the way I receive them as I figure that's what they want me to read, and at this time I am spending a lot of time working on the boat so I don't have the time to research everything that comes my way.

I hope you can live with this, your friend Rick have a nice day smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

[Dan McCosh]

LW Baxter appears to have at least some familiarity with Mexico. Might add that most of the above list applies to the typical American executive living in an American-style enclave in Mexico.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by Rick Clark:
Hey Joe good to here from you:
Yes I do send them on the way I receive them as I figure that's what they want me to read, and at this time I am spending a lot of time working on the boat so I don't have the time to research everything that comes my way.

I hope you can live with this, your friend Rick have a nice day smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif I get about 30 of those spam email chain letters a day that are very similar to what you post. From now on instead of deleting them I will be glad to forward the emails to you. Since I'm working on TWO wooden boats and am also very busy myself ;)

I hope you can live with this, your friend Joe have a nice day smile.gif

[Uncle Duke]

Joe, Joe... stop.... my stomach hurts! LOL!!!!
I only get about 5 or 10, so I'll leave it to you to send back.
Thanks for taking up the slack....

[Meerkat]

Originally posted by Dan McCosh:
LW Baxter appears to have at least some familiarity with Mexico. Might add that most of the above list applies to the typical American executive living in an American-style enclave in Mexico.How do you know?

BTW, from what I've heard, the "typical American" in Mexico these days is an old person making their social security and/or other pension stretch.

[Rick Clark]

To be honest with everyone, that was the only one I got that day, I'm sorry I intruded into you time.
I guess I'm not the only one that is busy.
This is an apology in ernest. Thanks Rick

[L.W. Baxter]

Dan, I won't pass as an expert in all things Mexican, but I do know tripe when I see it.

[Uncle Duke]

"Doing the dozens" includes all the "yo momma..." jokes, of which my favorite is:
"Yo momma is so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting around her...."

[Rick Clark]

Don't hate no one if you think for yourself, but you might hate every one if you follow the hater's.
No I don't hate Mexicans a lot of them are my best friends, and a lot of other nationality are my friends, just that if your going to travel, take the time to get the paper work in order first.

When I went south of the border I had to have my passport in order to travel in different country's.
Spent two and half years bumming around down there and had a good time.

People are people no matter where there from and I realy like the ones that like me, and try not to spend time with thoses who don't.

Who knows, but you'all have a good day.

Rick smile.gif

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by Ironmule:
Rick, it looks like you're Joe's current target in his effort's to make the forum a liberal's only club. He'll post, and his clique of schoolyard bullies grown older but no wiser, jump in with their ad hominum attacks on the messenger, without any thoughts to the validity of the message. He spent two solid years stalking Karen mercilessly, till the umpteenth time one of the group went way out of bounds without punishment, finally made her leave.

There's a game played by the nastier children called "Doing the Dozen's", where the object is to find the insult that get's under the skin of your opponent, without losing your cool yourself. When the "Joe Clique" comes trolling, just skip their posts. Leave them talking to thin air. Being ignored frustrates the hell out of them and if you react, he scores a point.

Remember that to be insulted by someone of that sort, is like a complement from a rational person. ;)

Jeff SmithJeff what the hell are you talking about? :rolleyes:

Liberals only club ? :rolleyes:
What are you smoking ? I dont care if Rick is a liberal, conservative or an independant like me ;) I was only commentating on his repetitive posting of silly false urban legends and spam like emails we all receive and delete. I happen to think that Rick has a lot more to offer than these silly urban legend posts. Maybe you should look at the content of Ricks previous threads before you malign the content of my character. You might have missed some of the doozies that a quick check with snopes.com would have quickly verified as false urban legends. Hey but if you want to jump on me for pointing this out fine with me lets just clog the WBF with every urban legend and spam chain letter email circulating out there. :rolleyes:

Now in Ricks defense, he seems to be willing to check his facts and be less inclined to post such threads, which speaks volumes to his character. Thank you again Rick.

[Dan McCosh]

FWIW: Requirement for US citizens to enter Mexico is a proof of US citizenship and a photo ID. No passport is required.

Requirement for Canadian citizens to enter US. is the same.

Requirement for Mexican citizens to enter US is as follows: a passport and nonimmigrant visa or Form DSP-150 (also known as a "Laser Visa"). Form DSP-150 is a biometric, machine readable, B1-B2 Visa/border crossing card that may be used to enter the United States from within the Western Hemisphere.

[paladin]

you could hide out a couple of miles upriver from the Bay of Tehuantapec....lifestyle somewhat degraded from downtown U.S..........but what the heck....