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Chris Coose
01-25-2006, 09:58 AM
You are all invited Saturday night to Lisa's 40th birthday dance party.
Centerboard Yacht Club, South Portland.

7PM

Likely the most important social event of the winter season.

edit: There is likely to be an abundance of single women present and dancing like the wild women they are.

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uncas
01-25-2006, 10:01 AM
Chris...as I obviously can't make that...my best to your bride....
Have a great...bang up party.... :D

psss..just because she still looks 21...behave yourself.... :D

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jack grebe
01-25-2006, 10:02 AM
Happy birthday Lisa :D I'll take a rain check on the festivites though....my a$$ would freeze up there ;)

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TomF
01-25-2006, 10:03 AM
Hope it's a great one. 40's just a number ... celebrate it in style.

Leon m
01-25-2006, 10:03 AM
Happy B-day Mrs. C

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 10:04 AM
There is likely to be an abundance of single women present and dancing like the wild women they are.
checking standby airline seat availability as we speak tongue.gif

uncas
01-25-2006, 10:06 AM
Oh...now that is a different kettle of fish....
I'll bring the bacon......
Gotta be one in the school that likes old men in kilts and old wooden boats... :D

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 10:08 AM
now that is a different kettle of fish....
Have we just been been trolled?

...nah, Happy Birthday! smile.gif

uncas
01-25-2006, 10:14 AM
Have we just been been trolled?

not really but I have my fishing lic. right here... :D
No, it sounds like it's gonna be a great party

Popeye
01-25-2006, 10:19 AM
if i got really hammered and fell asleep , face down, in the parking lot of the Yacht club here, would a sub-atomic party dude , with a positive spin, appear in South Portland?

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Chris Coose
01-25-2006, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by popeye:
if i got really hammered and fell asleep , face down, in the parking lot of the Yacht club here, would a sub-atomic party dude , with a positive spin, appear in South Portland?I bet one of the girls could help by channeling your intention but don't drink booze. My suggestion for that type of transportation would be to do some sort of Yogic chant from the yacht club of your choice.

Popeye
01-25-2006, 12:24 PM
where can i get a copy of 'Yacht Club Girls Gone Wild' on DVD?

Katherine
01-25-2006, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by popeye:
where can i get a copy of 'Yacht Club Girls Gone Wild' on DVD?In the section for stupid white chicks.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
01-25-2006, 12:30 PM
Happy Birthday Lisa!!!

Hmmm wild dancing party girls...

Okay I'm fine now. :D :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 12:32 PM
Pete, now you have a reason to come to the states. :D Happy birthday to your wife Chris. smile.gif

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
01-25-2006, 12:33 PM
What a fine date to have a birthday - Burns night.

Don't let UNCAS in without frisking him - he could be in possession of an illicit haggis.

uncas
01-25-2006, 12:35 PM
Ah...Haggis...a treat! I hear it is imported in cans now...Probably only to Kearney, NJ...
Anything to that Clancy??????

psss...and I'll let a certain gender frisk me all she wants...
req...under forty....blonde....likes old boats...and more importantly, likes men in kilts... :D

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Wild Wassa
01-25-2006, 12:36 PM
Thankyou Chris for the invitation, I'm sorry I won't be able to come as I'm racing on Sunday. Even if I did weaken and come, sex would be out on Saturday night as I'd still be racing on Sunday.

Have a wild woman for me.

Warren.

ps, I'm back, Saturday US time is after racing here on Sunday ... sorry I will not be coming still, as I'll be too weary.

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Popeye
01-25-2006, 12:37 PM
hmmmm ... 'Haggis Eating Lassies Gone Wild'

nah

Katherine
01-25-2006, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by popeye:
hmmmm ... 'Haggis Eating Lassies Gone Wild'

nahhttp://timstvshowcase.com/lassie0.jpg

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:05 PM
Too much HAIR!!!!! :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 01:06 PM
You're one to talk.

Popeye
01-25-2006, 01:07 PM
not even at closing time :D

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uncas
01-25-2006, 01:08 PM
katherine... :D
Courtesy of the Russian half....lots of it....
but none on the knuckles or between the toes...

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Katherine
01-25-2006, 01:11 PM
But those Lassies would probably see you safely home.

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:12 PM
It's a long ways to Melrose Abbey!

Popeye
01-25-2006, 01:12 PM
the one on the right has a nice tail

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
01-25-2006, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by uncas:
It's a long ways to Melrose Abbey!Not from here its not! http://www.prydein.com/pipes/bw4/pigpipes1.jpg

http://gaia.ecs.csus.edu/~reardonf/England&Scotland/Borders/Melrose/MelroseAbbeyFromTrailw.jpg

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:26 PM
Ah yes...a great place to bicycle....
But...it is still a long way from here... :D

Popeye
01-25-2006, 01:51 PM
i'd watch him K , :rolleyes:

he keeps his sgian dhu strapped to his leg :D

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:53 PM
popeye...it's the dirk ya gotta watch out for...but I can't wear that legally.... :D

Popeye
01-25-2006, 01:55 PM
did you say dirk ?

ok

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:57 PM
Yup...a wee tad bigger.....than....the item hiding in the sock...
I mean what value is a 3" blade....?

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 01:58 PM
so uncas, you gotta keep it strapped down eh? :D

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:00 PM
Yup...but it comes with a knife and fork set...so going to dinners unnanounced/uninvited has its benefits....
We Scots are always prepared....

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:04 PM
don't you mean 'wee Scots' tongue.gif

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:07 PM
no...it takes gronicles to wear a skirt... :D
Especially in public....

Popeye
01-25-2006, 02:07 PM
i got a concealed weapon too

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:11 PM
where do ya hide it?

Poor Chris...his thread has hit the bottom.....here..... :(

Popeye
01-25-2006, 02:12 PM
taped to my dirk

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:12 PM
A new use for duct tape I suppose.... :D
Hope ya shave your legs first..... :D

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Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:19 PM
Poor Chris...his thread has hit the bottom.....here..... theres always the chance for a rebound

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:20 PM
How about...just a gentle bump!!!!!

Needless to say...could you see his face if 300 formites showed up? :rolleyes:

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Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:21 PM
On second thought, other than the famed, er... um... infamous Sugarbreeches Thread has a thread once sunk evr been revived to its former legitamacy?

Popeye
01-25-2006, 02:27 PM
:eek:

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Chris Coose
01-25-2006, 03:40 PM
I went away for a couple hours.

Sort of like sheep hearding.

Now that I've mentioned sheep we ought to see it go off for another page. Scots know their sheep better than they know their hagis.

I'd have been better off PMing the likes of Steven, Hugh and Hwyl with invitations but this is always far more entertaining.

uncas
01-25-2006, 04:48 PM
But I have been known to surprise people..
Got an invite to come to a party in New Canaan CT one winter weekend...I was in the UK...I went...round trip cost me 300.00 but boy was the surprise worth it... :D

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 06:06 PM
Confucus say: man who wear kilt on cold night have frozen dirk. ;)

uncas
01-25-2006, 06:07 PM
that would also be illegal..... :D

Wild Dingo
01-25-2006, 09:18 PM
Invite duly recieved Chris response in the mail :cool:

Would truely love to share the festivities with you and Lisa on her coming of age party (40 is soooooo young eh?! tongue.gif ) but sadly there are just a few too many miles of land and too many fathoms of the salty wet stuff between us for this to happen... :(

As your well aware ol mate Ive been searchin for some years now for some spunkilishus sugar mumma to come along and if she had have arrived I would be on the table dancin the jig with any and every female sort thats there single married divorced widowed horney or soon to be horney (dancin with the dingo has been known to increase a sheilas sexual desire you know ;) I have that effect on them creatures :D )

I shall therefore celebrate from a distance... oh I know!!! tell all them sheilas that as Dingos so far away he invites them to a night of frantic fenetic manic tantric lap dancing! tongue.gif

Cheers mate... and have a flamin truely awesome time Lisa!! :cool:

Hwyl
01-25-2006, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Chris Coose:
II'd have been better off PMing the likes of Steven, Hugh and Hwyl with invitations but this is always far more entertaining.I'll bring the camera.

This is an RSVP Gareth

StevenBauer
01-27-2006, 09:12 AM
We're going skiing if the weather cooperates. But we'll be back by 7: see you there. smile.gif

Steven

Alan D. Hyde
01-27-2006, 10:30 AM
A generous invitation, Chris. Thank you.

Hope it's a GREAT party.

And--- of course--- we expect photos here... :D

Alan