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jwaldin
11-20-2004, 11:54 AM
Dear John Kerry,
My wife and I live in Seattle. When we heard you were the Dem. nominee we were very happy. In spite of some growing concerns about your past that was revealed during the campaign we decided to send you five hundred dollars to be used the help defeat Bush and put you in the Whitehouse. Well we all know what happened and we were disapointed to say the least.
We have just heard on the news and your offical web site that you had 15 million dollars left in the 'war chest' you could have spent in some way on the campaign.
To say we are disappointed in you is an understatement. You told us you would bring financial integrity back to the Whitehouse but frankly we now doubt that. We have heard the Dem spinners suggest you may not have known about the money but as you have so often said "the buck stops here". You have consistently said that to Bush whenever there is any problem that it is ultimately his responsibility. So by your words the 15 million unspent campign dollars are your responsibility aren't they?
Seeing as how you did not spend the money we sent you I expect you to return it by return post!
And while you are at it pay the guy who installed 10,000 dollars worth of communication equipement in your plane. You won't return his calls. You've got the money to do it know show us you have the personal integrity to do it.
John we are black and we know we won't hear from the Democratic party until 3 and 3/4 years from now but when they do call we will no longer be available to recieve their solicitations and we do have 'call screening'.

JimD
11-20-2004, 12:05 PM
John spent your money but is willing to repay you with $500 worth of ketchup coupons

High C
11-20-2004, 12:07 PM
The bucks stopped there...

uncas
11-20-2004, 12:11 PM
Heck...I would actually send it but...I would send it to SENATOR John Kerry :D

Meerkat
11-20-2004, 12:12 PM
Ah, the inconsequential harping on the irrelevent! How neocon! :D

jwaldin
11-20-2004, 12:20 PM
You weren't invited to the thread Meerkat. Next time ask.

Boomkin Joe
11-20-2004, 01:48 PM
Sorry sonny, senators only.

Hwyl
11-20-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by jwaldin:
You weren't invited to the thread Meerkat. Next time ask.jwaldin if there was a popular vote on here. You would be "the first off the island"

Elco's
11-20-2004, 04:03 PM
Actually, I'd vote MeerKat off first. Then Joe.

Who would you vote off the island first?

[ 11-20-2004, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Elco's ]

JimD
11-20-2004, 04:07 PM
Better pack yer bags, Elco :D

Joe (SoCal)
11-20-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Elco's:
Actually, I'd vote MeerKat off first. Then Joe.

Who would you vote off the island first?VOTE !!! VOTE ??? There is no democracy on a desert island I would BBQ you first then Al ;)

Elco's
11-20-2004, 04:17 PM
We should form an alience Joe...

JimD
11-20-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Elco's:
We should form an alience Joe...An 'alience'? Is that some sort of alien?

George.
11-20-2004, 04:24 PM
I vote for Stan V to come back - we need some comic relief.

I also vote for Karen to be limited to three posts a day, unless it is original material.

I vote for LeeG to limit sentence length to 500 words or less.

I also vote for Dutch to stop farting - but I think that one is a wasted vote... :D

Joe (SoCal)
11-20-2004, 04:28 PM
Al and Elco are bound to be a little tuff and grizzly I recommend stewing them first. Oh and donít forget to tenderize them fully ;) :D

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[ 11-20-2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

uncas
11-20-2004, 06:43 PM
George...original material...ORIGINAL MATERIAL...this suggests independent thinking...God Do you dream...I wish I slept as well. :D

uncas
11-20-2004, 06:48 PM
I have not heard from a few people today...Is it because the post posted today require thought not action/reaction without thought...?

km gresham
11-20-2004, 08:06 PM
Maybe because they have lives away from the computer? ;) smile.gif

Meerkat
11-20-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by jwaldin:
You weren't invited to the thread Meerkat. Next time ask.http://www.oz.net/~whisper/images/rotflmao2.gif

uncas
11-21-2004, 10:44 AM
Oh..Ms Gresham! Computers are part of our lives..In business, I am always on the computer...So, a break here and there...
The Sarcasm continues...And I even stood up for you on another thread...WHY!