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rbgarr
05-04-2004, 09:42 AM
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types

TimH
05-04-2004, 10:15 AM
I am sure that will work. What a retard! :rolleyes:

AngWood
05-04-2004, 10:52 AM
Step off, man!

High C
05-04-2004, 10:52 AM
It's a joke, son, a joke..... :rolleyes:

TimH
05-04-2004, 11:07 AM
I saw it on CNN. Why is Bush joking about such things?

High C
05-04-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by TimH:
I saw it on CNN. Why is Bush joking about such things?CNN? You sure? The Onion is a humor site, so I figured it was a gag.

rbgarr
05-04-2004, 11:12 AM
The Onion is a weekly online satire site. Pres. Bush didn't actually say that.

TimH
05-04-2004, 11:16 AM
I am sure he is thinking it....

High C
05-04-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by TimH:
I am sure he is thinking it....Could you give us a link to when CNN was thinking it? tongue.gif

TimH
05-04-2004, 11:27 AM
I was kidding. :D

rbgarr
05-04-2004, 11:27 AM
I can imagine CNN making a reference to the Onion piece (though I didn't see it). Fox runs things like that frequently, only with the opposing slant.

brad9798
05-04-2004, 11:32 AM
High C- :D

"What a retard." ... an interesting quote, as this thread has developed.

Beowolf
05-04-2004, 01:55 PM
Do you guys ever stop to read what you've written before you hit the "Add Reply" button?

Jeff

Gresham CA
05-04-2004, 02:11 PM
What would be the fun in this place if they did that Jeff. My old knees can't take the jerking that some of these guys can withstand. smile.gif

skuthorp
05-05-2004, 04:18 AM
I. for one was unaware of The Onion, and made an idiot of myself here, again!
It's a tribute to the quality of their satire that many probably are taken in. Too close to the bone!
Do they have a website?
:D :rolleyes:

Donn
05-05-2004, 04:25 AM
http://www.theonion.com/

skuthorp
05-05-2004, 04:31 AM
:D