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rbgarr
05-04-2004, 09:42 AM
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types
I am sure that will work. What a retard! :rolleyes:
AngWood
05-04-2004, 10:52 AM
Step off, man!
High C
05-04-2004, 10:52 AM
It's a joke, son, a joke..... :rolleyes:
I saw it on CNN. Why is Bush joking about such things?
High C
05-04-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by TimH:
I saw it on CNN. Why is Bush joking about such things?CNN? You sure? The Onion is a humor site, so I figured it was a gag.
rbgarr
05-04-2004, 11:12 AM
The Onion is a weekly online satire site. Pres. Bush didn't actually say that.
I am sure he is thinking it....
High C
05-04-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by TimH:
I am sure he is thinking it....Could you give us a link to when CNN was thinking it? tongue.gif
rbgarr
05-04-2004, 11:27 AM
I can imagine CNN making a reference to the Onion piece (though I didn't see it). Fox runs things like that frequently, only with the opposing slant.
brad9798
05-04-2004, 11:32 AM
High C- :D
"What a retard." ... an interesting quote, as this thread has developed.
Beowolf
05-04-2004, 01:55 PM
Do you guys ever stop to read what you've written before you hit the "Add Reply" button?
Jeff
Gresham CA
05-04-2004, 02:11 PM
What would be the fun in this place if they did that Jeff. My old knees can't take the jerking that some of these guys can withstand. smile.gif
skuthorp
05-05-2004, 04:18 AM
I. for one was unaware of The Onion, and made an idiot of myself here, again!
It's a tribute to the quality of their satire that many probably are taken in. Too close to the bone!
Do they have a website?
:D :rolleyes:
skuthorp
05-05-2004, 04:31 AM
:D
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