Meerkat
03-04-2003, 01:39 PM
The World Oligarchy and The One True Religion (http://www.holyducttape.com/)
THE WORLD OLIGARCHY is the new upcoming government of earth, created and run by the Co-Rulers of the World, Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason. For years we have been recruiting members by legal and illegal means, and each year more of our undercover supporters are elected to high positions worldwide. Even now, we have enough agents in enough government positions to control the world. Many major global events that occur are engineered by The World Oligarchy. When we believe that the global populace is ready, we will publicly reveal ourselves and all governments under our control will hand over their power to us simultaneously, making us the sole sovereign government of the planet.
THE TRUE RELIGION is an internet-based religion created also by Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason (the Head Prophets). It is The World Oligarchy's official religion, and many True Religionists have gained high-ranking positions in the Oligarchy government. If you believe in the holiness of duct tape and sandwiches and the evils of Microsoft, Canada and Spam, this may be the religion for you. Unlike many major religions, spending a chunk of your precious weekend listening to fundamentalist rants are neither necessary nor encouraged in The True Religion.
[ 03-04-2003, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Meerkat ]
THE WORLD OLIGARCHY is the new upcoming government of earth, created and run by the Co-Rulers of the World, Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason. For years we have been recruiting members by legal and illegal means, and each year more of our undercover supporters are elected to high positions worldwide. Even now, we have enough agents in enough government positions to control the world. Many major global events that occur are engineered by The World Oligarchy. When we believe that the global populace is ready, we will publicly reveal ourselves and all governments under our control will hand over their power to us simultaneously, making us the sole sovereign government of the planet.
THE TRUE RELIGION is an internet-based religion created also by Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason (the Head Prophets). It is The World Oligarchy's official religion, and many True Religionists have gained high-ranking positions in the Oligarchy government. If you believe in the holiness of duct tape and sandwiches and the evils of Microsoft, Canada and Spam, this may be the religion for you. Unlike many major religions, spending a chunk of your precious weekend listening to fundamentalist rants are neither necessary nor encouraged in The True Religion.
[ 03-04-2003, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Meerkat ]