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Rex Fearnehough
02-13-2003, 11:45 AM
A selection of some thoughts that I have had recently.
1.Whilst watching a programme on TV.
A woman says, looking at her hands, " I'm all fingers and thumbs." ???
2.On Spring and the plumage change of juvenile birds,
Do birds get a fright when they wake up in the morning, to find that they have changed colour?
3.Why, when you walk down the road singing, do people smile?
4. Why when you walk down the road talking to yourself do people think that you are insane?
5. How can you catch a train?
6. Do sharks go humaning?
7. Should I be certified?
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ken mcclure
02-13-2003, 12:36 PM
In the U.S. we drive on parkways, and park on driveways.

Why do mirrors reverse from left to right and not top to bottom? (I will not attempt my experiment again, thank you very much.)

Why do we have to put the seat down? Why can't they put the seat up?