View Full Version : Polish sausage

stan v
04-16-2003, 07:19 PM
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if
I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

Mr. Know It All
04-17-2003, 09:46 PM
How do you keep a Polish person in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow. :D