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stan v
01-24-2003, 09:36 AM
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle in 1st Class and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic looking middle eastern woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bi**h."

Mr. Know It All
01-24-2003, 04:35 PM
< said witha lisp > "I'm gonna give you such a smack Stan" :D

01-24-2003, 05:20 PM
:D :D two guffaws for that one, Stan

01-24-2003, 05:22 PM
classic. most of the gay male flight attendants I've flown with are very good at their job.

01-24-2003, 08:16 PM
:D ROTFLMAO :D pretty funny"MR V"

ion barnes
01-25-2003, 03:05 AM
Hey Stan, move that over to 'I Need Some Humour" willya, thats too rich to be lost.