What The @#!!&*! is THIS!!!

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  • Fooler
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 170

    What The @#!!&*! is THIS!!!

    From where I come from we call this a "STEER!".



    [ 12-12-2003, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: True Grit ]
  • BruceG
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2003
    • 1018

    #2
    Thank God for the Polygrip eh True Grit!

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    • stan v
      Senior Member
      • Jul 2001
      • 3206

      #3
      I can't answer your question True Grit. I don't know what it is.

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      • Joe (SoCal)
        Banned
        • Feb 2002
        • 46431

        #4
        ROTFLOL
        Ah what you see there gentlemen is a MAN secure enough in his masculinity to make his wife laugh on her favorite holiday and hopefully bring a smile to the faces of but a few of you fomites

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        • Captain Pre-Capsize
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2003
          • 973

          #5
          Actually Joe, that photo is precisely what comes to mind when I read a left wing rant. It somehow helps me to rationalize that, yes, there are people out there with opinions other than mine, it is just that they are different.

          [ 12-09-2003, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: Captain Pre-Capsize ]
          "Life is an adventure... partake."

          "The dangers in life are infinite and safety is among them."

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          • mqnada
            CS-17 "BANDALOOP"
            • Mar 2000
            • 3943

            #6
            What I wanna know is does the purse match the shoes?

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            • stan v
              Senior Member
              • Jul 2001
              • 3206

              #7
              Captain Pre-Capsize

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              • Jack Heinlen
                Banned
                • Sep 2002
                • 5212

                #8
                Hmm, Joe's a ham, so?

                He would fit right in to a gay rights parade, um parts of it.

                Ya know we're just discovering this androgyny. The Brits are past masters.

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                • meerkat
                  Senior Member #4667
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 21774

                  #9
                  True Twit; Next time, swallow some viagra - you'll get even harder! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
                  If you don't think for yourself, someone else will do it for you!

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                  • Popeye
                    speedo
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 12030

                    #10
                    "He's funny.. not funny ha ha".

                    -- Slingblade.


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                    • Joe (SoCal)
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 46431

                      #11
                      OK I have been thinking about this and I think an explanation is in order since this has already made it into 3 threads currently on here. Lets see about 6 years ago we moved to the sleepy little town of Cold Spring on Hudson. The place is like Mayberry RFD or Bedford Falls from "Its a Wonderful Life" Classic small town. Every year they put on a big Halloween parade. Now you all should know my wife's favorite holiday is Halloween. So our first Halloween parade costume we were most concerned about making Tess look cute. We got the idea that we were going to dress her up like a pumpkin in a wagon with other pumpkins and my wife and I would go as farmers. Joking around before it all my wife thought wouldn't it be funnier if I went as the farmers wife and she dressed as the farmer. I agreed simply because I like making people laugh and most important Halloween is my wife's favorite day and one of the main reasons she loves me is that I'm a good sport, and I don't have any issues about making a fool out of myself. So off we go to the first Halloween parade. Well, I can tell you we were a big hit I even made the local paper. So of course we had to follow it up again the following year - I was a Prom Queen and the year after that a ballerina, ect ect. We have incorporated a very big Halloween party at our compound after the parade in which the almost the whole town comes to. It. This last year even politicians looking to get elected made it part of there campaign rounds - THAT'S HOW BIG A PARTY it is. It has turned into a big event people now EXPECT me to dress up in drag and I always make the local paper. Its all done in good fun and I have no sexual hang-ups. I do find every year a small percentage of men that take great offense to it and I always wondered why? Just as I find a few of you here who seem to want to make more out of it than it actually is. Ahh but whatever it makes my wife laugh and that's all I care about. Next year I'm going as a bride and anyone who wants to come as my brides made is welcome. I extended my offer to come to my party to the forum last year but please if you don't get the once a year drag thing dont RSVP ok [img]smile.gif[/img]

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                      • Larry P.
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 1442

                        #12
                        Joe, actually its the shiny forehead that clashes with the red dress that is distubing, try blue or a silver gown next year.

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                        • Paul Pless
                          pinko commie tree hugger
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 124833

                          #13
                          Look, Joe, if you gotta explain it...
                          I mean one time its a joke but now its looking more like a lifestyle.

                          Now you know I'm just messing with you. I think its a great gig you going there. It reminds of this friend of mine that has this great Halloween party ever year, complete with talent show. Well, a couple years ago this party got a little out hand (read really loud) and somebody called the police. So the cops show up and Scott answers the door. Scott is 6'6", and is absolutely the most hairiest guy you will ever meet. So he opens the door to four cops standing outside and he's wearing this authentic French maids' outfit. You should've seen the look on their faces. They just shook their heads and left.
                          Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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                          • oldriverat

                            #14
                            Joe, the ones that are making fun of you are probably the ones that go home after work and sit around in their wives underwear.

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                            • NormMessinger
                              Senior Member
                              • Feb 2000
                              • 6308

                              #15
                              Kinda gives a new meaning to The Gold Standard, eh, Captain.

                              You go Joe. No explination will suite stuffed shirts.

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