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Jim H
04-11-2003, 02:33 PM
WeLoveThe IraqiInformtionMinister.com (http://64.39.15.171)

http://64.39.15.171/images/story.sahaf.mon.jpg

"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."

Honorable mention in the "I wish I was M.S.S." category goes to Mohsen Khalil, Iraq's Ambassador to the Arab League for this beauty:
"Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities."

WHY WE LOVE M.S.S.

This site is a coalition effort of bloodthirsty hawks and ineffectual doves united in admiration for Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (currently on administrative leave).

"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth."

-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle

I had to share this with you all! One of my clients called me and had me pull it up! I'm a fan, are you? :D ;)

R.I.Singer30
04-11-2003, 02:46 PM
Too Funny.

Jim H
04-11-2003, 02:50 PM
"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center
of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

http://64.39.15.171/images/MSS.jpg

One of my favorites. Spoken to reporters as a U.S Army mechanized column passed behind him. The reporters he was addressing broke up laughing.

[ 04-11-2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Jim Hillman ]

Jim H
04-11-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Donn:

Jim, you were right...it is Meerkat!http://64.39.15.171/images/wirq13.jpeg

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Andrew Craig-Bennett
04-11-2003, 02:52 PM
Where is he now? Easy, Tony Blair just hired him - he's not quite as good as Peter Mandelson, but he's close....

km gresham
04-11-2003, 03:07 PM
Baghdad Bob is back?! I thought he disappeared. ;) He was a hoot - guess with enough guns pointed at your head you'll say anything.

I loved the cartoon of him announcing that the marines were no where near baghdad and behind him were smiling waving marines saying "Hi Mom!"

WWheeler
04-11-2003, 03:11 PM
This site is a coalition effort of bloodthirsty hawks and ineffectual doves Truly, in these troubled times, this is a man who can bring us all, regardless of political persuasion, together for a big laugh. My bet is that when the Marines search his house, they found thousands of "Spin City" reruns on video.

Meerkat
04-11-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Andrew Craig-Bennett:
Where is he now? Easy, Tony Blair just hired him - he's not quite as good as Peter Mandelson, but he's close....I guess Tony must have outbid W. al-Sahaf is miles better than Ari Fleisher (WH Press Secretary for the edification of our offshore friends).

Donn, of course, is the former Iraq Minister for Unintelligence. tongue.gif

Scott Rosen
04-11-2003, 04:19 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid59/pdbf2a91e2d702a597642c40a5071672e/fc5b0d51.gif

Ken Hall
04-11-2003, 04:47 PM
MSS is an inspiration to us all. If words (edit: words plus boundless optimism plus sheer unadulterated adamintine chutzpah) were tanks he would be a Rommel. :D tongue.gif

[ 04-11-2003, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: Ken Hall ]

LeeG
04-11-2003, 06:18 PM
Thank you Jim,,in these times of strife and woe,,one shines through. "I refuse, to be confused, by the facts!"

Jim H
04-11-2003, 06:35 PM
The Iraqi Information Minister throughout history: Others I did not post (http://64.39.15.171/mss_history.html)

http://64.39.15.171/images/iim_gettysburg.jpg

http://64.39.15.171/images/iim_normandy.jpg

:D

I hope they capture him, I'd hate to see the al -Sahhaf Comedy Hour canceled due to lead poisoning.

Jim H
04-11-2003, 07:36 PM
:D

High C
04-11-2003, 08:54 PM
Jim, you could be a professional cartoonist. That was great. :D

km gresham
04-18-2003, 11:30 AM
Last I heard he had hung himself. Guess he found out the Americans were getting close to Baghdad ;)

Jim H
04-18-2003, 12:25 PM
He may be gone, but not forgotten, IF you pick-up the coffee mug, BBQ apro, mousepad or t-shirt. :D

The Mousepad:
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/5595602_F_tn.jpg

thechemist
04-18-2003, 02:15 PM
Where can I get one?

Jim H
04-18-2003, 03:21 PM
Chemist, you can get them at: Cafeshops.com (http://www.cafeshops.com/welovemss) sponsored by WeLovetheIraqiInformationMinister.com (http://64.39.15.171/)

[ 04-18-2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Jim Hillman ]