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Leon m
04-23-2004, 10:34 PM
"It's old....you're eventually gonna have to post your own thread that will be of importance to you (you'll think), so what would you have us do that have been watching that stupid post of yours show up on every thread? eh? You don't like a subject? Then leave it the h*ll alone and don't participate. Don't be such a goober"

Whats wrong Stan ,All my C&P getting to ya :(
I didn't meen to replace all your negative
political post with something POSITIVE. tongue.gif

http://www.piratesstore.com/images/store/flag_images/John-Rackham_photo.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

[ 04-23-2004, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Leon m ]

Memphis Mike
04-23-2004, 10:39 PM
Oh goody! Leon's gonna whup up on Stan. :D

stan v
04-23-2004, 10:48 PM
Frankly little Leon, I haven't seen anything you've posted yet that I've responded to....except when you started censoring (by hijacking) everyone else's topics. So, if you think of me as an irritable troll, you sir are in the exact same category. With the exception that mine are interesting and newsworthy. Mine are funnier to boot. tongue.gif

Leon m
04-23-2004, 11:00 PM
Ah I've irritated Stan, by dominating the bilge
with C&P...Coup coup cachoo...Ahhrrrgggg the
curse be with ya till the seven days are up
Stanny boy . :D tongue.gif

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stan v
04-23-2004, 11:02 PM
I doubt you're as boring as I'm thinking you are....hopefully. :rolleyes:

Leon m
04-23-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by stan v:
I doubt you're as boring as I'm thinking you are....hopefully. :rolleyes: Politics ...now that gets boring :rolleyes:

[ 04-23-2004, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Leon m ]

Fooler
04-23-2004, 11:05 PM
Aye, he's nothing but a cheese head. Cheese, cheese, cheese, just take a break from cheese. :rolleyes: :eek:

Leon m
04-23-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Fooler:
Aye, he's nothing but a cheese head. Cheese, cheese, cheese, just take a break from cheese. :rolleyes: :eek: Who's talking cheese here :confused: ....oh
wait ...you are.

stan v
04-23-2004, 11:07 PM
Reckon I underestimated your boring coefficient..... :rolleyes:

However, I can see how a liberal would think politics is boring this year. :D tongue.gif

Leon m
04-23-2004, 11:08 PM
Nice try Stan... tongue.gif

buhmkin
04-23-2004, 11:11 PM
Interesting? No.
Newsworthy? So what? The plural of anecdote is not data, sir.

Oh yeah, and stan, you are quite incorrect. LeonM is not trolling, he's doing just the opposite. Why? I don't care. I get it. It's funny. It makes sense. And that's what it's all about.

Leon m
04-23-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by buhmkin:
. LeonM is not trolling, he's doing just the opposite. http://depp.ca/pics/movies/pirates/p11.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full .From now on I shall be known as "THE BILGE PIRATE"!!! :D :cool: ;)

[ 04-23-2004, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Leon m ]

LeeG
04-23-2004, 11:57 PM
a seven day curse! yeh, give'm the seven day curse,,every one of 'em..supercilious soapbox sirens,,,Dr. Seuss 'em and confabulate the nastymakers!

LeeG
04-24-2004, 12:00 AM
the plural of anecdote is not data...wow,,that's worth a quarter tank of fun, I'll remember that.

Joe (SoCal)
04-24-2004, 12:49 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrg wher do ye sign up to be ye "THE BILGE PIRATE"!!! I wanna join the scallywag arrrg - Good job Leon :D

Jim H
04-24-2004, 01:21 AM
Make both Stan and Lee walk the plank! Arrrrg!

Leon m
04-24-2004, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
Arrrrrrrrrrrg wher do ye sign up to be ye "THE BILGE PIRATE"!!! I wanna join the scallywag arrrg - So ye wants to become a "BILGE PIRATE" Ay,
well its simple really.First ye must know the
code...

1) Ye captain shall have full command during the time of engagement, and shall have authority at all other times to conduct the ship accordingly. He who disobeys him may be punished unless the majority cote against the punishment.(I guess
this would be Scott)

2) If ye captain's vessel is shipwrecked, the crew pledges to remain until he has possessed himself of a vessel. If the vessel is the common property of the crew, the first vessel captured shall belong to ye Captain with one share of the spoil.

3) Ye ship's surgeon shall have two hundred crowns for the maintenance of his medicine chest and he shall receive one part of the spoil.

4) Ye other officers will receive each a single part, and if ye distinguish yourself, the crew will determine how much reward to be given to ye.

5) Ye spoil taken from a captured ship is to be distributed in equal portion.

6) Ye who shall be the first to signal the appearance of the vessel that is captured, shall receive one hundred crowns.

7) If ye lose an eye, or hand or leg in ye said service, ye shall receive up to siz slaves or six hundred crowns.

8) Ye supplies and rations are to be shared equally.

9) If ye introduce on board a woman in disguise, ye shall be punished by death.

10) If one brother steals from another, his nose or ears are to be cut off. If he sins again, he is to be given a musket, bulleets, lead and a bottle of water and marooned on an island.

11) If there is any doubt in a dispute between ye brothers, a count of honour is to decide the verdict. If a brother is proved in the wrong, the first time he shall be pardoned, but should he offend again, he shall be tied to a gun, and there shall receive from each of the ship's company one strike of the lash. The same punishment shall be given to ye among us, including officers, who shall get drunk, while on the ship, to the point of losing ye senses.

12) Whoever shall be placed on sentry, and upon his post shall go to sleep, shall in the first case be lashed by all the brothers, and should he again offend, his head shall be split.

13) All ye who shall plot to desert, or having deserted shall be captured, shall have ye heads split open.

14) Quarrels between several brothers whilst aboard ye ship shall be settled ashore with pistol and sword. He that draws first blood shall be the victor. No striking another whilst aboard ye ship.

Ya ya ya on to the important stuff...

15)When ye brother Bilge Pirates smell something
bad a brewing in the bilge (say,excessive
political postings)It is his sworn duty to call
a raid upon the bilge.

16)All raids will be decided by a majority vote
of the brotherhood of Bilge Pirates.

17)Once ye brotherhood has voted ALL pirates
must partake in the raid.

18)Any brother pirate who refuses to partake
in a raid will be hung by the yardarm...or voted
out of the brotherhood of Bilge Pirates.

19)And last but not least all members of the
brotherhood of Bilge Pirates must fly the
Jolly Roger from Ye sailing vessel ,showing
your allegiance to the brotherhood of Bilge pirates.

[ 04-24-2004, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: Leon m ]

Leon m
04-24-2004, 03:24 AM
Now,to finalize ye Pirate mebership ye needs
to post this:

I (insert name) sware that I have read the pirates
code ,especialy parts 15-19.
I promise to uphold the code as long as I shall
post in the Bilge.
When I am called upon by ye brother Bilge Pirate
I will come to his aid.
And I will conduct any Raid that has been won by a majority vote of my brother Bilge Pirates.

All are welcome to join as long as ye lives by the
code...Arrrrrrg !

[ 04-24-2004, 03:31 AM: Message edited by: Leon m ]

Joe (SoCal)
04-24-2004, 08:56 AM
I Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) sware that I have read the pirates
code ,especialy parts 15-19.
I promise to uphold the code as long as I shall
post in the Bilge.
When I am called upon by ye brother Bilge Pirate
I will come to his aid.
And I will conduct any Raid that has been won by a majority vote of my brother Bilge Pirates.

All are welcome to join as long as ye lives by the
code...Arrrrrrg !

Arrrrrrg !

:D

[ 04-24-2004, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

Memphis Mike
04-24-2004, 09:03 AM
YEAH! Me too! The plank is not good enough for these scurvy dogs! Throw em the pot o boiling oil!

Leon m
04-24-2004, 09:57 AM
Welcome aboard maties! Arrrrrrrg !
Any other takers?

LeeG
04-24-2004, 10:32 AM
Fondue!

Bruce G
04-24-2004, 10:36 AM
So it the new fashion to hijack threads you think are stupid? OK-

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/pea0bae7ef80cbf59a7d3b1d5373d6f24/faa49571.jpg

Every bilge pirate is the little fly stuck at the bottom--- drink up fella's drink up!

Bruce G
04-24-2004, 10:37 AM
Arn't liberal Canadian women just fine!!!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/p37b759e3f0ccfced3dc908474096dfcf/fa4f583d.jpg

:D :D

Leon m
04-24-2004, 10:55 AM
Whats wrong Bruce you Texans starting to get
nervous? Ya worried we might not let ya turn
the bilge into a political forum for your
right wing agenda...Remember the Alamo !

stan v
04-24-2004, 11:13 AM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid104/pc45f53423f6f435809f5e722f2711f54/f98cdf40.jpg

stan v
04-24-2004, 11:22 AM
Bruce G, not a bad looking Canadian...how long did it take you to find her?

My photo is of a chick from Wisconsin....cheese, don't you know.

LeeG
04-24-2004, 11:27 AM
arrgh,,I can smell the fear in them Texans,,all is not as it should be,,Chalabi is losing his $340,000/mo,,,ar ar ar

Joe (SoCal)
04-24-2004, 12:06 PM
http://www.piratesstore.com/images/store/flag_images/John-Rackham_photo.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

Arrrrrrrg " BRING IT ON"

Fooler
04-24-2004, 01:50 PM
http://clear.msu.edu:16080/dennie/clipart/cheese.gif

Peter Malcolm Jardine
04-25-2004, 09:58 PM
Why is Stan posting pictures of his momma?

NormMessinger
04-25-2004, 11:23 PM
Be nice, Peter.