3 Dog Nite

[Master Johnson]

How can chickens be so heartless
How can chickens be so cruel
Easy to lay an egg
Easy to lay an egg

How can chickens have no feelings
How can they peck on their friends
Easy for Daddy Rooster
Easy to pull a Comb

And Espeacially chickens
Who cares about other chickens
Who cares about evil chickens
And the whole damn flock
Do they only care about a bleeding comb?
How about needing a hen and rooster?
I need a bird.

[Master Johnson]

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[Leon m]

I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs
To my needs

Lyle Lovett