View Full Version : Joke time!!

Wild Dingo
12-13-2002, 03:27 AM
Initally I called this Hey STAN!!... intending to use it to have a cheep shot at Stan the man but on reflection I changed it...

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Billy Bob goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-
ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn't fully convinced. The
store assistant assures him they work and closes the deal.

On his way home, Billy Bob puts on his new x-ray glasses and,
bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked.

He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes

Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!"

As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his
wife but can't find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his
wife and the postman, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off,
and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they're
still naked.

"Damn," says Billy Bob, "I just paid fifty bucks for these and
they're already broken!"
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Take it easy

[ 12-13-2002, 08:18 AM: Message edited by: Wild Dingo ]

12-13-2002, 04:01 AM
Close Dingo - but it was Stan's wife with the glasses and Stan with the postman ;)

stan v
12-13-2002, 07:29 AM
Hey, WD 50 (more powerful than WD 40), I paid $100 for my pair! The postman said he only paid $25. Meerkat.............. :rolleyes: