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09-22-2004, 05:40 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Joe (SoCal)
09-22-2004, 05:52 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ;)

Bruce Hooke
09-22-2004, 08:00 AM
:D :D

km gresham
09-22-2004, 08:06 AM
:D

Gresham CA
09-22-2004, 08:20 AM
:D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
09-22-2004, 08:28 AM
That explains alot don't it Chuck. :D

Joe (SoCal)
09-22-2004, 09:45 AM
for those that may not have gotten the joke
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ = 390% ;)