View Full Version : GamefishCharter boat fishing - Delaware River

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 05:45 PM
Well- here I am trying to figure out a way to scrape on by during the next economic cataclsym thats sure to strike once pinhead (GB2)delivers our countrys head up to the Evil Ones on an oily platter, and I think Ive finally come up with a plan thats sure to work, but I sure could use some suggestions if anyone can add to my ideas. I was planning on some big gamefishing charters in the Delaware River round about a mile or so down below the Ben Franklin Bridge. Ive got an 18 foot skiff thats just itchin for some White Marlins, Tunas, and Large Breasted 1st Mates to be pulled onboard. Im figuring on day trips but I may just do scenic cruises to try to get by in the off season. Any help sure will be appreciated......

Mr. Know It All
03-29-2003, 05:50 PM
Good luck with the large breasted first mates Dutch. :D The rest will follow.

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 05:54 PM
Are you saying large breated women make good bait?

Mr. Know It All
03-29-2003, 05:57 PM
Depends on what yer trying to catch. :D

03-29-2003, 05:57 PM
Depends on what you're tryin' to catch, I guess. ;) :D

(edit - Dang, yer quick on the draw, Mr. KIA!!)

[ 03-29-2003, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: mmd ]

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 05:58 PM
Hmmmmm I wonder what I could catch with Pamela Anderson onboard?

Mr. Know It All
03-29-2003, 06:16 PM
The media's attention. :D

(Great minds think alike MMD.)

[ 03-29-2003, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 06:28 PM
If I drift on over to the Jersey side I can probably grapple for floaters and claim the missing persons rewards being offered..........

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 08:32 PM
....I might just find one or two forum members at over there face down.... :D smile.gif

03-29-2003, 08:46 PM
I would suggest that the berley/chum required to attract the Larger Breasted First Mate sufficiently close to make a capture somewhat secure may make your venture financially unviable.

Dutch Rub
03-29-2003, 08:49 PM
Ya ought to see me in action with with my gaff Cris :D