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Meerkat
04-23-2005, 04:11 PM
Now that the funky chicken has flewed the coop, we can talk about him all we want! ;) :D

For instance, for a homophobe, he's got an awefully lovely wife! ;)

imported_Dutch
04-23-2005, 04:33 PM
hell be back under an assumed name or just pretend hes sue. he already does that

Memphis Mike
04-23-2005, 04:38 PM
Yeah, and he throws dirty socks on the floor! and sometimes . . . snores. tongue.gif

-Sue

(thanks for the half-nice comment, Meer)

edited to add: I like carrots and potatoes with my MM roast. smile.gif

[ 04-23-2005, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Meerkat
04-23-2005, 04:40 PM
Count your blessings - he could wear those socks to bed! :eek:

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-23-2005, 05:33 PM
There are good ships,
And there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea
But the best ships
Are friendships
And may they always be.

Chris Coose
04-23-2005, 05:39 PM
I'll bet he got cozy with that curly headed blonde from the art opening and he's headed for the Keys with the top down.
Quiting the WBF was chicken feed to the rest of the coop he flew.

Leon m
04-23-2005, 10:52 PM
Pretty nice guitar for a dried up hillbilly. :D ;)

Wild Dingo
04-23-2005, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Know It All:
There are good ships,
And there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea
But the best ships
Are friendships
And may they always be.Now that I cant let go without sayin something about! :eek:

Bloody great words to live by mate!! Well said :cool:

Oh oops forgot the MM roast thingy... nah mate I'll pass seems hed be all stringy and wouldnt crust up too well but the flavorin!! I mean all those years of built up pickling the taste would be brilliant!! :eek: ... nah not havin a go at his drinkin Sue shes right with that hes gettin over it an thats great... but you gotta admit he would be well pickled in there after so long eh!... sorta like a nice stick of biltong tough stringy as hell but the flavor oooh yeah the flavor...

But roastin MM?? nah mate pass... I like me roasts nice and tender sweet and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm oohhhh yeah! ;)

GAWD STREWTH I JUST SAW THE DOUBLE MEANINS!!! geeeeeeeeeeeeeehazus!! nah didnt mean a word of it!! Hes a git!! but we will miss him while hes away for a day or so then its back with MM an the gang tongue.gif

[ 04-24-2005, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Wild Dingo ]

Leon m
04-23-2005, 11:40 PM
Don't go gettin all sappy with mushy little poems ...he'll be back ;)

huisjen
04-24-2005, 08:24 AM
Sorry, but I must have been working or napping or argueing with people off line. Where did Mike go?

Dan

John Bell
04-24-2005, 08:37 AM
When will Elmer whatshisname reappear?

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 12:56 PM
Ya need the right bait John.

This ought to make him snap. :D

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/shar16-2.jpg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 07:06 PM
Can't ya just feel the wind in your hair? :D

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/mari15-2.jpg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 07:15 PM
That's right a classic 15 footer 1954 with the mahogany hull. Comes with a Rude "Big Twin" 35hp and nicely redone seats.

A rear steer model with the driver in the back and passengers in the front.

Very nice woodwork.

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/mari15-5.jpg

[ 04-24-2005, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 07:19 PM
Let's take er for a spin eh? :D

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/mari15-3.jpg

imported_Dutch
04-24-2005, 07:23 PM
Sorry, but I must have been working or napping or argueing with people off line. Where did Mike go?

hes temporarily off line getting his wormed turned

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 07:37 PM
You obviously don't know Mikey, there Dutch. ;)

He thinks big....

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/neif23-1.jpg

He's thinkin maybe a truck like 1957 23 footer with a Gray straight six for power.

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/neif23-3.jpg

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/neif23-4.jpg

imported_Dutch
04-24-2005, 07:43 PM
You obviously don't know Mikey, there Dutch.

He thinks big... oooh! that is a big un!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/19500/19839_w.jpg

[ 04-24-2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Dutch ]

huisjen
04-24-2005, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Know It All:
Ya need the right bait John.

This ought to make him snap. :D

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/shar16-2.jpgI know he likes 'em skinny and topless, but I think you're using the wrong bait there. :rolleyes: ;)

Dan

imported_Dutch
04-24-2005, 07:51 PM
wrong kinda worm?

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 07:52 PM
Hmmmm....I was just thinkin bout the boat Dan.
Good point. :D
How's this?.....

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/shar16-3.jpg

....same little boat with a babe seated aboard. ;)

[ 04-24-2005, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

imported_Dutch
04-24-2005, 07:56 PM
a babe?

looks like granny from the beverly hill billys

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 08:02 PM
One man's granny is another man's babe Dutch.

http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/pin-ups/image/gloria.jpg

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and how trained that eye may be.
That's true with the ladies as well as wooden boats.
When your eyes are older and wiser you will understand all grasshopper.
Now fetch me a beer wilya? :D

[ 04-24-2005, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 08:13 PM
Of course Mike would have to have a Merc.

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/rick13-3.jpg

Nothing but the best for his dog. ;) :D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-24-2005, 08:50 PM
A Skiff Craft boat made by the Amish craftsmen in central Ohio would be worth a look.

This 1969 21 footer is one of the smaller models they make.

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/fair21-2.jpg

Peter Kalshoven
04-25-2005, 07:29 AM
Guys, you don't ROAST MMike. You put him in the smoker and cook him for 5 to 10 hours. (Sue, you get to apply the dry rub...That's a job no one else wants!)
Come on out and play, Mike. :D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-25-2005, 11:17 AM
He must be sulking, kinda moody that Memphis Mike fella.
I just know he's home eating lunch and checking the forum....a 56 Wolverine might bring him out eh? :D

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/solm14-3.jpg

Katherine
04-25-2005, 07:28 PM
So where is MMike already? For that matter has anyone heard from Jack lately?

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 07:35 PM
I'm right here Sweety. The Lyman's and you were too much. I took the bait. I'm biting. :D

This is what did it.......

http://antiqueboat.com/boats/images/shar16-3.jpg

Oh.....come to me momma.

[ 04-25-2005, 08:44 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Katherine
04-25-2005, 07:48 PM
So MMike, would you like to be served with seasoned veggies and a nice wine? tongue.gif

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 07:51 PM
I dunno hun but I'll take you like this. ;)

http://www.moniquesmodeling.com/images/Snap-On_Tools.jpg

Ain't I a vulgar asshole sometimes? It's all in good fun. :D

[ 04-25-2005, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Katherine
04-25-2005, 08:09 PM
Only if this is you.

http://www.usahunks.com/newmen/dino_large.jpg

tongue.gif

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 08:14 PM
Sorry Kate but I ain't gay. :D

Katherine
04-25-2005, 08:22 PM
And I wouldn't be caught dead in those heels in a garage. tongue.gif

I wonder why guys always think male exotic dancers are gay? Sure some are, but women don't automatically assume a female dancer is a lesbian.

[ 04-25-2005, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Katherine ]

Katherine
04-25-2005, 09:43 PM
Apparently MMike feels too threatened to answer me. tongue.gif

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 09:44 PM
I should have known a Lyman and Katherine would bring him back on here! smile.gif

I quit my job, and this is the last week of working nights (I hope). Perhaps he'll tone down on the girlie pictures, but I won't hold my breath just yet.

If not, he might just end up in that smoker Peter mentioned! tongue.gif

-Sue

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Apparently MMike feels too threatened to answer me. tongue.gif He's asleep, Katherine. smile.gif

-Sue

Katherine
04-25-2005, 09:47 PM
Sue, my father has been working on different blends of smoking woods, we should be able to make something special just for Mike. :D

Memphis Mike
04-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Keep some handy, just in case. :D

-Sue

Shang
04-26-2005, 01:36 AM
Seems like only yesterday I first greated MMike to this forum...

"...Uhhh...Hi, MMike...You on something...?"

...but he was straight as string, jest high on gee-tar an' thu Memphus Blues...

[ 04-26-2005, 02:36 AM: Message edited by: Shang ]

Katherine
04-26-2005, 03:56 PM
Hey Sue, can Mike come out to play yet? :D

imported_Dutch
04-26-2005, 04:03 PM
:rolleyes: she wants to play with your hubby? isnt there a french name for that?

Memphis Mike
04-26-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Hey Sue, can Mike come out to play yet? :D I'm here sweetums. Just what can I do to satisfy your needs tonight? ;)

Katherine
04-26-2005, 04:54 PM
Not get me in trouble with Sue! :D

Memphis Mike
04-26-2005, 04:56 PM
Trouble? You don't know the half of it hunnybunch. I been in the doghouse all day. :D

Katherine
04-26-2005, 04:57 PM
I'll stay back, so as not to catch your fleas. tongue.gif

Meerkat
04-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
And I wouldn't be caught dead in those heels in a garage. tongue.gif

Better meet her outside of a garage, MMike ;)

Memphis Mike
04-26-2005, 05:00 PM
Ah, you know you can't resist me baby but we may have to be a little more discreet so to speak. ;)

Katherine
04-26-2005, 05:27 PM
You guys are incorrigible, but entertaining. :rolleyes: :D

[ 04-26-2005, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Katherine ]

Memphis Mike
04-26-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
You guys are incorrigible. :rolleyes: :D I'm bonifide incorrigible. I got the papers to prove it.
:D

Katherine
04-26-2005, 05:33 PM
AKC registery?