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Memphis Mike
01-21-2006, 11:16 AM
He went a little overboard in my bikini thread and will be coolin his heels for a spell.

[ 01-21-2006, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:16 AM
Scott?

Phillip Allen
01-21-2006, 11:16 AM
What???

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:17 AM
I saw that coming.....
It was way overboard though...

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:18 AM
Joe apparently went form PG-13 ratings to XXX on the bikini thread. The mighty hand of Scott gave him the smack down.

Gary E
01-21-2006, 11:19 AM
LOL...
well, it'l give him more time to SELL !!!!

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:20 AM
Well...it might take two 30 packs of Coors next summer.....to be reinstated...Yup..I know Scot doesn't drink beer.I think he said that....and if he did...it wouldn't be spring water from the col. mountains

Memphis Mike
01-21-2006, 11:21 AM
Yup, keep posting your entries folks but just make sure they gots a top and bottom on. :rolleyes: :D

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:21 AM
microbrew

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:25 AM
Joe only found a coors distributer who would give him a few 30 packs for free...Don't think it would work with Sam Adams.......
Now I picked up a great couple of bottle of beer...in Cooperstown...Omega...Bel. stuff...
Still have a few bottles up against the wall...I'll hear about that phrase...on my kitchen countertop.

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:27 AM
Next time he should try cash.

I prefer bribery from this place. :D
Tiffany & Co. (http://www.tiffany.com/default.asp?cntry1=1&omcid=G588)

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:29 AM
Actually Katherine..thanks for the web site...been trying for years to see if Tiffany will re-silver my knife blades....

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:29 AM
Glad I could be of service. :D

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:30 AM
Well...they are supposed to be warrenteed for life...so what if my dinner ware id 106yrs. old...shouldn't matter....

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:34 AM
Uncas, you're 106? :eek:

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:35 AM
So...I think I may have asked this before...how long is Joe sitting out in the cold....?

Maybe if Scot...gives us the consequences... of being scotted..it would deter others from going over the edge...
I know what one should and should not do...and yes, consequences in broadly worded terminolgy...but...
Is it a strike three and you're out....?

I mean sometimes..even I think I have gone over the line and have...yes...expected a reprehand..

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:37 AM
Given the Sugarbreeches thread, I'm surprised Paul and I haven't gotten Scotted.

uncas
01-21-2006, 11:45 AM
I'm beginning to think Joe wanted a time out....and he...could not resist the temptation of getting on the forum.( I often have that problem)..Easy way...get a time out...
So...I am beginning to think...this was planned....

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:48 AM
Quite possible. He knows the rules, he was warned. He did a suicide post.

Sue H.
01-21-2006, 11:49 AM
He bared it all, the big boob. :D

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:53 AM
He didn't keep his legs crossed either. ;)

Paul Pless
01-21-2006, 11:54 AM
at least this time he got scotted for something excusable

Katherine
01-21-2006, 11:56 AM
That's your view, apparently not shared by Scott. Maybe he shouldn't have put them on the glass. :D

martin schulz
01-21-2006, 11:59 AM
I certainly don't want this place to be turned into a porn-site, but to say the truth I find some of those posted pics with girls having grotesquely enlarged breast more offensive than pic of a simply naked female body.

Paul Pless
01-21-2006, 12:00 PM
I'm not condoning the posting of naked women on the forum, but in my mind its a whole lot more acceptable than getting in a pissing match with someone and losing your cool and either making threats or using extreme vulgarity. How many times have we seen that happen? Too many, from someone that both enjoys the benefits of membership here and is also generally pretty well liked by most here.

Paul Pless
01-21-2006, 12:02 PM
Damn! If we had a moderator we could combine these two threads about Joe, who started the second one anyway?

jack grebe
01-21-2006, 12:03 PM
GUILTY

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:03 PM
Why Paul, you know I like you. ;) Really I think it's the no age limit thing that gets the pics in trouble. However, I too find the pi$$ing matches offensive and that's why I try and avoid getting caught up in them.

uncas
01-21-2006, 12:04 PM
I keep think thinking that most of us here...are here because we...like wooden boats...a lot even own a wooden boat...of any type...
So...with this in mind...I'm afraid I too keep coming back...and at times dragged into the mud at the bottom of the bilge...

martin schulz
01-21-2006, 12:06 PM
crap - its saturday I have to finish that bloody trolley-catalogue and the only distraction is "bare" breasts :D

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:08 PM
I'm not sure I see what the fascination with breasts is. I mean I have a pair and I don't find them all that fascinating.

Dolly Varden
01-21-2006, 12:10 PM
you obviously dont have good ones ;)

Dutch

[ 01-21-2006, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Dolly Varden ]

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:11 PM
They look pretty normal to me.

jack grebe
01-21-2006, 12:12 PM
I bet you would certainly miss em if you didn't have them though :rolleyes:

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:13 PM
Quite possibly. I am kind of used to them, even if they do get in the way somedays.

Victor
01-21-2006, 12:13 PM
They're two of the three things a man can't just take whenever he wants, is my theory. But that picture, oh boy, talk about a top-heavy vessel! Not really very scintillating. I sure wouldn't want to have to carry those things around all day!

Victor
01-21-2006, 12:14 PM
I guess if Mike had boobs he'd stand in front of a mirror all day and fondle himself.

[ 01-21-2006, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Victor ]

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:14 PM
I always thought the flotation devices belonged on the boat, not my chest.

jack grebe
01-21-2006, 12:16 PM
Katherine, post a pic of your's and let the forum decide if they're SPECIAL :D

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:17 PM
Not likely. I keep my assets covered.

uncas
01-21-2006, 12:19 PM
And they are off...... :rolleyes:

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:20 PM
Nah Uncas, just bored, waiting for my roomate.

uncas
01-21-2006, 12:21 PM
And the door opens...take it away boys...

Katherine
01-21-2006, 12:22 PM
:rolleyes:

Hwyl
01-21-2006, 12:29 PM
Wondering if I should delete my bikini contest entry.

It's not demeaning which is my personal standard, bit shocking though.

Dolly Varden
01-21-2006, 12:44 PM
but back to joe. what a jerk. he is single handeldly trying to turn our family forum into a his own personal porn palace.

WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I am sick and tired of it. :mad: I personally hope scot does not let him back in, but knowing what a conniving jerk joe is i am sure he has a host of phony names , some of which he will use to get back onto this forum and post his garbage. :(

but i will root him out!!!!!!!!! i can spot phoney boloney joe from a mile away and as soon as i see him, im gonna point him out and let the rest of you good folk do the rest of the work necessary to bring this cad to heel. ;)

Dutch

uncas
01-21-2006, 12:47 PM
Dutch...too bad he can't borrow one of yours....(names ) as you have had quite a few...

[ 01-21-2006, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: uncas ]

Tar Devil
01-21-2006, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by uncas:
Dutch...too bad he can't borrow one of yours....(names ) as you have had quite a few...He wouldn't if he could. One thing about Joe... if he does the crime, he'll do the time.

Bruce Hooke
01-21-2006, 12:52 PM
Dutch,

Given YOUR past history around here, your indignation is, I'm afraid, rather laughable.

I'm also quite confident that Joe will not try to use another name to get by his time out. It's just not his style.

- Bruce

uncas
01-21-2006, 12:54 PM
:D :D :D
One name...one face...one Joe...
oh...and several hundred pictures... :D

Ken Hutchins
01-21-2006, 12:54 PM
Joe, remember the email I sent you a while ago? Here is a partial reminder.
"The only way to have the proper mindset of good relations with people is to strive to have good manners and relations with all people all of the time. One ah **** wipes out years of good deeds."

Leon m
01-21-2006, 12:58 PM
More time to work on your boat ...hey Joe? ;)

Dolly Varden
01-21-2006, 12:59 PM
yer wastin yer time with that one ken. me an joe go way back and he is bad seed, believe me

Dutch

Bruce Hooke
01-21-2006, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Dolly Varden:
yer wastin yer time with that one ken. me an joe go way back and he is bad seed, believe me

DutchYeah, right, like much of anybody is going to believe you about much of anything...

uncas
01-21-2006, 01:04 PM
Dutch...and which nom de plume do we believe?

and I apologize to any writers and authors out there for the use of this phrase....

[ 01-21-2006, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: uncas ]

George Jung
01-21-2006, 01:30 PM
Pretty transparent 'stir the pot' there, Dutch; me thinks you doth protesteth too much (think sylvestor :D )

Memphis Mike
01-21-2006, 03:24 PM
Title edited to please old man Fleming. :rolleyes:

Ross M
01-21-2006, 03:27 PM
The very idea of Joe sneaking back in and posting under an alias is preposterous.

I mean really - what could he possibly write about? :D

uncas
01-21-2006, 04:15 PM
Yup...the first piture would give him away.... :D
No some people...I have never seen...now they could come back as well...anyone....even a dolly varden..
The first fish that can put two or more words together in print... :D

Meerkat
01-21-2006, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Dolly Varden:
yer wastin yer time with that one ken. me an joe go way back and he is bad seed, believe me

DutchJoe has a wife, a kid, a house, a couple of boats and vehicles and a positive outlook on life.

You're a lame loser troll that sucks the life out of living. How hard is it to figure out who the real bad seed is here?

Rick Clark
01-21-2006, 07:21 PM
???Well ya lookie here, I leave fora holidaya fora ten days and every little think is going wrong??? smile.gif What happened???? smile.gif

Dolly Varden
01-21-2006, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Meerkat:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dolly Varden:
yer wastin yer time with that one ken. me an joe go way back and he is bad seed, believe me

DutchJoe has a wife, a kid, a house, a couple of boats and vehicles and a positive outlook on life.

You're a lame loser troll that sucks the life out of living. How hard is it to figure out who the real bad seed is here?</font>[/QUOTE]you forgot to add that joe subsidizes your lifestyle and encourages others to do the same smile.gif

Dutch

[ 01-21-2006, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: Dolly Varden ]

Meerkat
01-21-2006, 07:38 PM
I didn't mention it because it's not true.

I'd suggest trading places, but you're already dead and just wasting perfectly good oxygen.

Dolly Varden
01-21-2006, 08:01 PM
ok, thank you

Dutch

Peter Malcolm Jardine
01-21-2006, 08:19 PM
The weather here today was really weird. It snowed while the sun shone.

Oh, yeah, Joe's scotted. I'm never around when these things happen. :D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
01-21-2006, 09:12 PM
Doh!!!! :D

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/2229/mughomer.gif

[ 01-21-2006, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Bob Cleek
01-21-2006, 10:50 PM
Maybe if somebody who knew how to run Photoshop got a face shot of Katherine and... :eek:

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
01-22-2006, 12:45 AM
Why....you're just a dirty old man Bob. :D ;)

Don't be givin anybody here "bad ideas".
You're just a bad influence, I swear. :D

[ 01-22-2006, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Wild Dingo
01-22-2006, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Memphis Mike:
Title edited to please old man Fleming. :rolleyes: eh??? I just had a gander through the thread and cant see Daves name anywhere! he email you or somethin Mike? damned if I can figure this place out sometimes...

I mean Joe well Joes Joe and with all his attitude pontificatin picture takin and such hes shared a hell of a lot of his life with us mob Im sorta a bit conserned about him... I mean yesty I read through his rant about some sale that slipped through his fingers and wondered why he had bullants up his bum about it that sorta thing happens in sales all the time so why beef it up?... then I read a few other grumpyassed posts by him... but then I had to buggar of to work again then sleep then get up and do the dodadance today and now I come on and "hello there sprog!" hes been scoted??? :eek:

mmmm??

Now Im not to bothered Joes a big lad has a chromed dome and isnt afraid to photograph it so he will be back!! :cool:

And here the names been changed to protect the sensibilities of a person who portends to be a lifelong boatbuilder extraudinaire????? :eek: Not havin a go at Dave hes got a history all right and has some great info (read knows his stuff) hes shared over the time... but comeon change a threads title to please him? :rolleyes:

Memphis Mike
01-22-2006, 09:19 AM
Shane, I misspeeeeled "hoosegow" and Fleming was kind enough to send me an email alerting me to my mistake.

Wild Dingo
01-22-2006, 09:43 AM
oh riiiight! A spelling thing... gotta get the spellin right eh? Bit pedantic dontcha think? okay no worries but its my turn :rolleyes:

:D

Billy Bones
01-22-2006, 01:16 PM
WHAT???

Well into our second page and not a single...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... :D

John Bell
01-22-2006, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Billy Bones:
WHAT???

Well into our second page and not a single...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... :D Don't need it. Ya folla?

John Gearing
01-22-2006, 10:58 PM
I'm sorry to see Joe, or anyone here, reach the point where they get "Scot-ed". What bothers me the most about Joe's case is that it may have been "suicide by Scot-ting". We all like the forum and enjoy coming here, but we're only here because WB is good enough to build this little "clubhouse" for us. So let's not make Scot's job any tougher than it already probably is. If you feel that irresistable urge to post that one message that will get you 86'd for a while....well...don't. Resist the urge. It's not fair to Scot to use him as a means of staying off the forum when you can't stop yourself.