View Full Version : Reasons to come to work naked

12-27-2004, 08:14 AM
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

7. So that you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

11. No one will ever steal your chair.

Mike Field
12-27-2004, 09:04 AM
:D :D