Mad Dog Martha goes to the Big House

[Shang]

(CNN) - Martha Stewart said Wednesday she'll start serving her five-month prison sentence as soon as possible in order to put her "nightmare" behind her.

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Behind her can be seen the color swatches for her new line of designer license plates.

[Alan D. Hyde]

The results of a witch hunt.

And a very much politicized "criminal" law.

I don't like her; I don't like her "friends" (e.g. Hillary); but it's nevertheless wrong.

Alan

[Shang]

If all of the corporate crooks who deserve jail were sent there, there wouldn't be room left for Martha.

[htom]

Yup. Very wrong.

[NormMessinger]

Right. I bet even Pat Cox would agree with us Alan.

[Meerkat]

Any bets on whether or not Ken "Mr. Enron" Lay will get a wave through the "justice" system?

[Puddintane]

Originally posted by Meerkat:
Any bets on whether or not Ken "Mr. Enron" Lay will get a wave through the "justice" system?My bet is he does.

[Alan D. Hyde]

Nah, he'll get laid.

First by the DOJ (deservedly).

Then by Tiny, in the pen.

Alan

[N. Scheuer]

Think maybe she'll save blueberries from the pie they serve so she can make wonderful fabric dyes able to ransform drab prison garb into something more uplifting for the Holidays?

Moby Nick

[Donn]

I'll bet anyone who can show cash, that Ken get's more jail time and bigger fines than Mothra did.

Mothra's signed a book deal with her own company for a series of prison books. Martha's Penal Halloween, Martha's Penal Thanksgiving, Martha's Penal Christmas.

[Meerkat]

And another deal with Harlequin for Martha's Prison Romance ;)