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cs
04-09-2004, 07:31 AM
Element:
Woman
Discoverer:
Adam
Atomic Mass:
Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties:
1. Body Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.

2. Boils at absolutely nothing-freezes for no apparent reason.

3. Found in varous grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

Chemical Properties:
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.

2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use:
1. Highly ornamental, expecially in sports cars

2. Can greatly aid relaxation.

3 Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Hazards:
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.

2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

Chad

[ 04-09-2004, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: cs ]

cs
04-12-2004, 07:11 AM
Am I the only one that saw the humor in this?

Chad

LeeG
04-12-2004, 07:44 AM
hokay,hokay, could be funny, I used to play with matches as a kid. Aren't you surrounded by girls on the home front?

cs
04-12-2004, 07:55 AM
Yep, surronded and overwhelmed, that is why I can releate. :D

Chad

Mrleft8
04-12-2004, 11:12 PM
You're the only one who thought it was funny while our wives are reading over our shoulders! :D

Shang
04-12-2004, 11:15 PM
Uhhh....I teach at a women's college...

...Even tenured professors can be found face down in a ditch.

skuthorp
04-13-2004, 10:41 PM
Well I don't know about that but there's that much chocolate around after easter we've put a health-hazard warning on the box! :D

imported_Conrad
04-13-2004, 10:49 PM
It's very funny- but dangerous! :D

ken mcclure
04-14-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by cs:
Am I the only one that saw the humor in this?

ChadIt's so close to the truth, I just wasn't sure it was a joke! :eek:

ion barnes
04-14-2004, 02:23 PM
Definitly an offering for the 'Humor me please' thread, dont your think?