km gresham
03-04-2005, 09:44 AM
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The U.S. Postal Service asserted Tuesday the U.S. is better prepared for anthrax attacks. Each city has its own drill. Whenever a suspicious powder is found in an envelope in Beverly Hills they inject it into the nearest wrinkle to see if it helps.
The FBI claimed a Virginia man admitted he plotted with al- Qaeda to kill the president. The White House has released this story every day for a week. If they don't hear some concern soon they should drop their plans to change Social Security.
The Supreme Court Tuesday outlawed the death penalty for juvenile criminals found guilty of murder. Hollywood couldn't be happier. For forty years teenage boys have watched James Bond movies wishing they had the license to kill, and now they do.
The Supreme Court heard arguments Wednesday about the Ten Commandments display in a Texas courthouse. Democrats want to have it both ways. Hillary Clinton is not opposed to the Ten Commandments but she's not exactly married to the idea either.
The Transportation Security Administration banned Bic lighters from airplane flights. However, it's still possible to light up. They decided to allow anyone to carry matches, based no doubt on their knowledge of how matches nearly saved the Hindenburg.
Arnold Schwarzenegger called a special election Tuesday to push his reforms past the legislature by referendum. He said he wants to redraw the political map. Three times during his remarks he referred to Democratic districts as Poland.
By Argus Hamilton
The U.S. Postal Service asserted Tuesday the U.S. is better prepared for anthrax attacks. Each city has its own drill. Whenever a suspicious powder is found in an envelope in Beverly Hills they inject it into the nearest wrinkle to see if it helps.
The FBI claimed a Virginia man admitted he plotted with al- Qaeda to kill the president. The White House has released this story every day for a week. If they don't hear some concern soon they should drop their plans to change Social Security.
The Supreme Court Tuesday outlawed the death penalty for juvenile criminals found guilty of murder. Hollywood couldn't be happier. For forty years teenage boys have watched James Bond movies wishing they had the license to kill, and now they do.
The Supreme Court heard arguments Wednesday about the Ten Commandments display in a Texas courthouse. Democrats want to have it both ways. Hillary Clinton is not opposed to the Ten Commandments but she's not exactly married to the idea either.
The Transportation Security Administration banned Bic lighters from airplane flights. However, it's still possible to light up. They decided to allow anyone to carry matches, based no doubt on their knowledge of how matches nearly saved the Hindenburg.
Arnold Schwarzenegger called a special election Tuesday to push his reforms past the legislature by referendum. He said he wants to redraw the political map. Three times during his remarks he referred to Democratic districts as Poland.