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Gresham CA
03-12-2003, 12:34 PM
There is a new member of the forum in the Bilge. KM Gresham, aka SWMBO.


Joe (SoCal)
03-12-2003, 12:38 PM
Welcome to the club. Be warned we are a gruff salty bunch of warf rats not too acustomed to the fairer sex.

km gresham
03-12-2003, 01:04 PM
Thanks Joe! I've been enjoying this forum over Charles shoulder for a long time. I will say this is way more fun than just reading :-D

03-12-2003, 01:22 PM
All RIIIGHT, another target for abuse!

km gresham
03-12-2003, 01:34 PM
LOL - good luck Rocky. I live with 4 males. 1 husband (works out best that way) and 3 sons. I can handle the abuse :) but this seems to be a pretty friendly crowd.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
03-12-2003, 01:35 PM
That would be spelled WHARF ... We seem to be semi illiterate albeit a charming bunch.

Ian G Wright
03-12-2003, 01:36 PM
Women In The Bar! Women In The Bar!

Take down those posters, no spittin', no swearin' and Stan, if you insist on wearing those leather chaps put some jeans on underneath, please,,,,,


Joe (SoCal)
03-12-2003, 01:37 PM
Go to hell, Pete arrrrg < grabbing and swinging a bar stool > :D

03-12-2003, 01:43 PM
Welcome to the bilge!


03-12-2003, 01:45 PM
Aye, welcome Missus Gresham.

km gresham
03-12-2003, 01:51 PM
Thank you all for the kind words! No need to change wicked behavior on my account. My delicate sensibilities were disposed of long ago, with that crowd at my house. :) Now, gentlemen (and ladies), as you were! Y'all are great fun! I look forward to participating in the bilge conversations :)

Gresham CA
03-12-2003, 01:55 PM
I guess I oughta show her how to do the smiley's

km gresham
03-12-2003, 02:00 PM
LOL thanks Charles - wondered how long I'd flounder before somebody took pity on my ineptitude! :) and yes, I looked up the spelling of ineptitude. Hate to appear illiterate on my very first day here!

km gresham
03-12-2003, 02:08 PM

Gresham CA
03-12-2003, 02:20 PM
Works out best that way Mike. :D

km gresham
03-12-2003, 02:21 PM
:D Oyster, this site is the devil! I won't ever get any work done now! Now you know the secret to our long marriage ;) Actually we live in Irmo, but it's within spittin' (well, driving) distance to Columbia, so I put in the larger metropolis. :D Love these little faces!

On Vacation
03-12-2003, 02:22 PM
I went to edit and clicked and it went away. :confused: I liked that. It sounds like she is a pretty good sport. smile.gif

Gresham CA
03-12-2003, 02:25 PM
Look out Dingo, she like the smiley's.

km gresham
03-12-2003, 02:27 PM

stan v
03-12-2003, 06:40 PM
km, a tip of the hat to you, ma'am. I'm the only one that can be trusted. tongue.gif

Gresham CA
03-12-2003, 08:32 PM
Stan she won't converse with you wild eyed liberal types :D

03-12-2003, 10:42 PM

Mr. Know It All
03-12-2003, 10:53 PM
Welcome :cool:

03-12-2003, 10:54 PM
Ah, Stan's the only trustworthy. Hah! And I'm the Pope of Bangor.

Wild Dingo
03-12-2003, 11:44 PM
whats that sayin we used to use in the shearin teams when a sheila stepped into the shed?...

oohhh right out on the boards as the shearers would sweat swear cuss and fume as they tore the wool of the sheeps backs with the rousabout pickin up the fleese and thowin it wide over the sortin table the classer would begin the tearing of the dags from around the fleeses edge while the expert waited to chime the bell for smokeo when of a sudden a feminine smell would pervade the air and the almighty yell would flare... "DUCKS ON THE POND" :D and amidst the slowly dwindlin cussin and swearing the silence would be deafening... a woman... A FEMALE!!... a FLAMIN SHEILA!!!... had stepped daintily into that male domain

And so now forever more the callin to the sheep would be "come on old girl lets give yer a nice perm eh?" ...instead of the usual "Gerrrouddere yer ol ******* ***** stupid ****** ***** b**** ...dig me with yer f**** horns will yer yer ******* mongrel?"... all would be nice and polite...

yes "Ducks on the pond" was the call of yore... of course theres female shearers and rousabouts that dont count much nowadays... aaaahhh yet another peice of good ol Aussie history consigned to the dust and mould of yesteryear something for us old pharts to ponder and muse in our dotage!! {insert a very alarmed smilie here}

Welcome to you missus Gresham :cool: ... now all I have to say is... behave yourself... keep yerself busy and barefoot in the galley and you'll be right ;) ...oh and pass a stubbie from the fridge will yer? :eek:

Now as I now feel were shipmates... ow about a name?? tongue.gif mmmm Charles we know but KM?? ...okay then took too long!! :eek: ...KM???... mmmmm we have LisaS of Kayak... Margo of Concordia... Barb of Sara... Nora out by the sea... Anita of MasonAl... soooo KM??? Whats it to be mmm??? KuteMum??...

NO!! I GOTS IT!!!... KoolMunchies of Gresham!!! HA!!! :D Thats it!! ...sooo KoolMunchies aside from controlling that Charles fella and them three boys whatcha doin?? ;) Did I say welcome??

[ 03-13-2003, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: Wild Dingo ]

capt jake
03-12-2003, 11:52 PM
Sounds like this thread has a 'thread' of possible kindness to it!!? smile.gif I likes!! :D smile.gif

Welcome aboard there maituss (is that right? maitey vs maitus??... :D :D oh well) None the less, I am glad to see you here!! smile.gif

Sorry ol' lot we are, but we are what we are! :D smile.gif

G. Schollmeier
03-13-2003, 12:03 AM
:cool: :D

Wild Dingo
03-13-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by capt jake:
Sounds like this thread has a 'thread' of possible kindness to it!!? I likes!! Aye tis good to finally see some of that treehuggin loveshack stuff slowly come back eh Jake me ol MATE?

Originally posted by capt jake:
Welcome aboard there maituss (is that right? maitey vs maitus??... :D oh well) None the less, I am glad to see you here!! smile.gif maitey? maitus? whassamaddayu?? Its MATE! and MATEUS... or better put cobber and cobbette... or even better shes a flamin ridgey didge sheila!! :D

Originally posted by capt jake:
Sorry ol' lot we are, but we are what we are! Speak fer yerself yer wild reprobate of a fireman who does fine work on kayaks and vacationers!! tongue.gif ... {oi note to capn send that flamin pic of the ruddy kayak again mate its blown itself away again!!}

Sorry indeed! :( ... huurrrumph!! We is gorgeous!! Indeed such Lovable rouges that we share on every subjeck under the sun with peace love kindness and joy never a word spoken in anger or outbursts of negativity you know that!! ;)

As this lovely shipmate KoolMunchies of Gresham will soon note :cool: ... As indeed the lovely ladies aforementioned can attest there be no mucho p*****g contests amongst this fine crew of shipmates!!! :eek: nope not ever not this band of peacable fellas an sheilas!!

On Vacation
03-13-2003, 02:20 AM
Shane,?? tongue.gif My puter is messing up when I edit. It eats my posts today. It your fault. Yes its all your fault. We determined that we have been infiltraded here. But what you ain't noticed is that theses two husband and wife lives in different cities. ;) 'Magine that in your life. No wimmin to clog up the bathrooms and pink toliet seat covers.

By the way, were you been lately? Sheila keeping you busy with honeydoos plotting your trip? How goes it on that? Send me a mail with your refined itenerary. And yes, Ms. km, get Shane to share with you a nice smiley face site, where you can inhance your ability to plaster more than the allotted number allowed of eight here. smile.gif

Lets see if this works, now.

km gresham
03-13-2003, 06:20 AM
Sorry bout the mystery Dingo - cute name though smile.gif However, my momma didn't have nearly the imagination you do - she just went with Karen. ;)

stan v
03-13-2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by Gresham CA:
Stan she won't converse with you wild eyed liberal types :D Yes, indeed. ;) Now, about those initials..km. I'll reserve what those initials stand for once I've gotten a feel for the little lady. Wait a minute, I mean what her political views are, you know that's what I mean. Oh man, done embarrassed myself already! :D

Wild Dingo
03-13-2003, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by km gresham:
Sorry bout the mystery Dingo - cute name though However, my momma didn't have nearly the imagination you do - she just went with Karen. ;) Karen??? KAREN?? oohh come now! :rolleyes: ... KoolMunchies is much more fun! :D ...I had thought of a couple more KoalaMumbles for one and KangarooMite for another but then your a yank so its gotta be somethin regional eh?? ...damn me minds a fog here!! :eek: cant think of one animal in the US thats got a K in its name!! :eek:

Aaahhhaaa!! gots it!!... KoyoteMuscles!!... sigh ... nah thats a "C" aint it?...

nope me dear its forever more KoolMunchies for you!! tongue.gif

aahhh Oyster me ol matey... wes been right busy wes has! no worries... nothin so flash as gettin the itineray done but still an all busy as a gnat on a roos butt!! :D tryin to get a business happening but cant make me mind up on what!!! flamin infuriatin it is! :mad:

On Vacation
03-13-2003, 06:35 AM
Dingo, I think a good version of your name for her would be "KOOLMAMMA G"

stan v
03-13-2003, 06:41 AM
No! When I see km with kangaroo attached, I can't help but think of "kangaroo mike". Hey, MF, what's happening?

km gresham
03-13-2003, 06:42 AM
thanks Oyster - I'm in your debt - at least there's a little more dignity in that one! I fear however Dingo won't let go of the koolmunchies. sigh. That's what I get for trying to be inconspicuous ;) should have kown better - after all this is the bilge!

Wild Dingo
03-13-2003, 06:57 AM
oooops! forgot the smiles sites!! you dopey duffer Shane!... http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_1521.gif ...ahem! listen up class and newbies!!

okay theres smilies.nl (http://www.smilies.nl/index2.htm) send each other lots of http://www.smilies.nl/remybussi.gif

then if your in a weird mood and wanna have a go at someone... go here smilies.de (http://smiliez.tnsweb.de/index.php?lang=english) plenty of http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2110.gif

then of course theres smilies in spanish! (http://2ni2.com/emoticon/) http://2ni2.com/emoticon/cantar/arpa.gif

and then theres... smilies.org (http://www.smilies.org) http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/kimouss.gif

then... cracks smilies (http://mysmilies.com/) but I do find thats a bit slow... http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2405.gif

No me dear dont thank me... http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2094.gif oohh cut it out already!! http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2090.gif

AINT THAT FUN??!!!!!!!!!! HA! aahhh ****e damn it come on our great overlord young Scoty give us just a couple more smilies!! PLEASE???

On Vacation
03-13-2003, 07:06 AM
Ahh, fun takes back the bilge.!!!!! smile.gif But for more pressing fun. To the creek and beyond.!!!! :D Later.

Wild Dingo
03-13-2003, 07:28 AM
aaahhh mmmm you didnt like KoolMuchies km me dear? http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2399.gif tis a cruel shipmate ye be

aaahhh well http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_1343.gif what can I say?...

Welcome Karen... sigh blame it on the http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2313.gif I will now head of to http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2323.gif

hehehehe http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_718.gif till me next http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_451.gif then I WILL BE BACK!!! http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2433.gif

But for now tis a fine happy thing for us to all be happy http://chacabaou.herzos.net/smiliez.de/smiliez.de_2452.gif together

[ 03-13-2003, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Wild Dingo ]