The REAL McGreevy scandle

[km gresham]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1191937/posts

I think he wishes the scandle were as insignificant as his sexual preferences and his disloyalty to his wife and children, but it's his disloyalty to his state that will cause him real trouble. Far worse than alimony and child support.

[LeeG]

yep, he screwed up but good,,but it's the SEX we're interested in.

[Meerkat]

No credit at all for resigning after Cipel tried to extort him?

Politics and judeo-christian superstitions makes for strange bedfellows.

[LeeG]

what was the ratio,,40-60Million for Ken Starr hearings,,15million for 9/11 Commission.

whew,,spin ball off the corner pocket,,

HIJACK THIS THREAD ,,pleeeeezzzzee

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Let those among you, without sin,cast the first stone.

[seafox]

the star investigation cost about the same as clintons trip to china
is it normal for a president to travel with an onterage of over 1200 people?
jeffery

[km gresham]

McGreevy turned down Louis Freeh for the homeland securtiy position to place his uncredentialed boyfriend in the job. This was a serious breech of trust with the people of NJ. Instead of wanting the best protection for the state, he either wanted to entice the Israeli or keep him quiet. Either way, it's criminal.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Hey Karen Connecticut Gov. John G. Rowland (R) resigned under federal investigation.

He wasn't gay and shhhhhh he wasn't even a Liberal or a Democrat he was Oh MY Goodness a REPUBLICAN :eek:

Yet he is a criminal too but I guess its another case of
It's OK When Republicans Do It®

There ya go Lee,spin ball off the corner pocket,, tongue.gif

[ 08-15-2004, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[Donn]

There's old Joe, Cliches on Hudson, again. Hijacking threads with stolen lines, over and over and over again. What an original thinker, eh? Ya folla?

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Um and Karen is an original thinker, eh?
Political C&L (cut & link) over and over and over again.

I at least post ORIGINAL content go look at the yummy veggies Tess & I picked today http://media5.hypernet.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=5;t=017415

Oh wait I just saw ya did NO ONE can ever be better than big ol donn Sheesh talk about Cliches :rolleyes: Ooh hurry up donn check my spelling. Talk about repetitive.

[LeeG]

Joe,,notice how things are kind of calm in the bilge? Kinda nice,,don't know if it's reality fatigue or what but I'm lovin' it. We're eating coconut popsicles and watching the olympics,,

[Donn]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
Um ..Brainiac starts off with "Um!" ROFL!

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

it was a joke like
Uh Duh I guess Brainiac donn has no sense of humor :D

Look me & Donn
http://www.dusko.net/pinky/pictures/022.jpg

He is such a big smart man. He is only here to teach us idiot how stupid we all are . NOYYYYYYYIT :D

[stan v]

Saw that McGreedy's approval ratings have gone UP since he announced being gay.....anyone else encouraged by that? :eek:

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Only one with LOWER approval rating than a resigned Gay Gov. or a Federal investigated resigned REPUBLICAN Gov. is President Bush tongue.gif

But don't worry Stan It's OK When Republicans Do It®
Except on the WBF - anyone seen Conrad :D

[stan v]

A valued WBF member indeed....Conrad. :D

Maybe he should have just said f*** you to members and he'd still be here?

:rolleyes:

Yo! Scot! You listening to me?

[Donn]

What an ignernt twerp! How many times are you going to contradict yourself by saying that the CT Governor is being investigated by the Fed, AND that it's "ok when a Republican does it," in the same breath? Do you really not see how stupid it makes you appear? If it was ok for him to do it, why is he being investigated, Hmmmmmm?

[LeeG]

crisp, crisp Gala apples,,,no other sound

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

But Donn why is Karen NOT posting over and over about THAT OTHER Gov.?? is it just that in yours and her mind It's OK When Republicans Do It®

[Donn]

"But Donn why is Karen NOT posting over and over about THAT OTHER Gov.?? " Why do YOU think we keep YOU around? Hmmmmmmmmmm? tongue.gif

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

I don't post DAILY Neocon political threads over and over and over every day. Hey I even post sailing stories and EEEEEEEEK what's for dinner threads. I find it odd that constant poke and jab from Karen about anything on the other side while refusing to see that BOTH sides have corruption and poor human nature.

But with Karen it just seems like It's OK When Republicans Do It®

[Donn]

"I find it odd that constant poke and jab from Karen about anything on the other side while refusing to see that BOTH sides have corruption and poor human nature." Is that a sentence? :confused:

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Ohh and donn fades back with the Gramatical Correction an old fav but a bit cliche. And the judges give him a
8.2- 7.0 -8.7 he is going to have to come up with something more original than that if he is going to capture the gold this year tongue.gif

[km gresham]

See my IKE thread. Non political - movie about Eisenhower and the 90 days leading up to D-Day.
Gotta keep up, Joe. ;)

Quite a good movie. Historian commentator said the movie depicted the history accurately.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Eisenhower is non political????? ROFLOL :D :D :D

[Donn]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
Gramatical Correction ..I just love it when you italicize your errors. tongue.gif So we shouldn't miss them, Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
:D

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Go to bed little doggy you all bark and no bite ROLFLOL

[Donn]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
Go to bed little doggy you all bark and no bite ROLFLOLSleepy to Dopey. Out.

PS..what's ROLFLOL stand for?

[ 08-15-2004, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: Donn ]

[km gresham]

WWII. Is it history or is it politics? Or is it both? Is a movie about history not up to your standards of things I should be able to post, Joe? My, you do have strict rules for me to follow. I'll try to do better. Maybe tomorrow I can post what we have for breakfast. Or about Charles changing his headlight. ;)

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

ROLFLOL= laughing so hard you made me puke LOL :D

Night little doggy
http://images.kbtoys.com/g/toys/small/108444b.jpg

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Hey I and I think a lot of formites would love to hear how many Gresham's it takes to change a light bulb. ;) Or Karen how about anything positive about a multiparty system and not just It's OK When Republicans Do It®

[km gresham]

And now back to our regularly scheduled post topic ;)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5709441/site/newsweek/

[Meerkat]

Sex and politics: nothing makes better gossip. :D

[km gresham]

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ny-bc-nj--governorresigns0815aug15,0,5454727.story?coll=ny-ap-regional-wire

He'll be out shortly.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

So will he http://baby.indstate.edu/gga/gga_cart/pres43.gif tongue.gif

[Ian McColgin]

I think it fair to stick with the topic of the New Jersey Gov. All parties have bad actors of one sort or another and a party rises, in my estimate, if it deals with its own bad guys without turning the deal into a partisan slug fest. Same, by the way, goes for purient partisan persuits, such as Starr's.

Anyway, to NJ. The most interesting partisan aspect of this is how he's put off his resignation, no doubtr at least partly at the behest of the party. Right now the D's control the legislature but if the governorship went up for election in November, the R's might win it. So he hangs on till after the election, thus ensuring that the appointed Gov will be a D.

Fair, if you think the voters should get a full term the party they elected, even if not from the man.

Unfair, if you're an R about to lose a possible shot at the office.

Mixed, if you remember that he tendered the resignation well ahead of any investigation or formal call for his removal, meaning he gets to call the timing.

It's a war of manoever.

[km gresham]

Joe, blowing up other's threads is very bad form.
I don't think I have ever done such a thing to any of yours.
If you don't want to participate you don't have to.
If you don't agree with my positions you may say
so. That is the mature way to participate in
these or any discussions.

[ 08-16-2004, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: km gresham ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Morning all. smile.gif
Casting stones are we? :D
Nice painting Joe, one of yours?
If not, who's?

[ 08-16-2004, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

If you're going to hyjack these political threads Joe, keep in mind that a picture is worth a thousand words. :D

[Jack Heinlen]

The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the scandle, er handle. SCANDAL. smile.gif

[Donn]

Originally posted by Ian McColgin:
I think it fair to stick with the topic of the New Jersey Gov...Apparently Joe Childish on Hudson doesn't feel the need to be fair. :rolleyes:

[km gresham]

It's the only way he knows to deal with my posts.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Just one of many ways I have delt with your DAILY SPEW :D

[km gresham]

Interesting. And it's dealt.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Thank you Ms. Donn
I just learn so much from you on a DAILY basis
Just for that here is a smaller Catboat
cause you do know Karen this is the
http://media5.hypernet.com/ubb/frmlogo3.jpg

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214700/214779/Products/7975973.jpg

[Gresham CA]

Author Topic: Hudson NY Pizza Delivery Terrorist
Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )
.
Member # 4659

posted 08-15-2004 08:06 AM
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Das Homeland Security
WAR on terrror
Patriot Act

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/c olumnist/shapiro/2004-07-01-hype_x.htm





Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )
.
Member # 4659

posted 08-16-2004 11:37 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thank you Ms. Donn
I just learn so much from you on a DAILY basis
Just for that here is a smaller Catboat
cause you do know Karen this is the

http://media5.hypernet.com/ubb/frmlogo3.jpg

Guess Joe wants it both ways. Both are in Misc. Non-Boat Related.

[ 08-16-2004, 11:53 AM: Message edited by: Gresham CA ]

[km gresham]

Maybe he just thinks women with
opinions and interests
different from his don't
belong on the forum.

[Donn]

This just in!

New Jersey raises terror alert level
to lavender!

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Ooooooooh it's a family affair
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214700/214779/Products/8374707.jpg

Charles ONE thread in how many - compared to your darling bride's DAILY (C&L) ?????????????

[ 08-16-2004, 12:06 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[km gresham]

;) Not to worry - they have the Israeli guy to protect them.

[Gresham CA]

Lavender! LOL

[ 08-16-2004, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Gresham CA ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Originally posted by km gresham:
Maybe he just thinks women with
opinions and interests
different from his don't
belong on the forum.I don't think that's it at all Karen.
I think it has to do with the frequency and topic's of your posts.
He's clearly stated that.
Personally I like you both for your outspokeness ( is that a word? :D ) but can understand why you clash.
Sure wish we could find a solution or temporary truce for this problem.
What's it going to take?
Suggestions?
We're all reasonable people, can't we put aside our differences and work this out for the good of the forum? :confused:

[km gresham]

So who determines who can post what
and how often? No one has to read
anything anyone else posts. We have
the choice and shouldn't have to practice
mischevious censorship.

If Joe can dictate who posts what
depending on his whims, then there
may be several of us on here affected.
Can the rest of us do the same?

I don't have any problem with intelligent,
civil disagreement. I have a problem
with sabotaging threads you don't care
for.

But if that's the best some can do
then it's the best they can do.

[ 08-16-2004, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: km gresham ]

[Donn]

I can't find the rules,
but IIRC, there's one against
preventing other members from
enjoying the use of the forum.

Tell me, MKIA, do you approve
of Joe's tactic?

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

I'm enjoying ALL the recent nautical art in the bilge :D

[ 08-16-2004, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

No I don't approve of anyones negative tactics, yours, Joe's and mine included Donn.
Frustration turns us all into idiots
I'm more into peaceful protest and reasonable discussion.
How do we get there?

[Gresham CA]

This must have been missed:
No one has to read
anything anyone else posts. We have
the choice and shouldn't have to practice
mischevious censorship.
MKIA, I think this would be a big step in the right direction.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
I'm enjoying ALL the recent nautical art in the bilge :D I see it as peaceful protest.
A little bilge sweetener. :D

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by Gresham CA:
This must have been missed: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> No one has to read
anything anyone else posts. We have
the choice and shouldn't have to practice
mischevious censorship.
MKIA, I think this would be a big step in the right direction.</font>[/QUOTE]Yea except when Karen and Stan monopolize the bilge with their nocon political crap
day after day
after day
after day
after day.
Then the crap is piled so high ya cant step around it
to get to any other interesting threads.

The bilge does smell sweeter today :D

[ 08-16-2004, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Originally posted by Gresham CA:
This must have been missed: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> No one has to read
anything anyone else posts. We have
the choice and shouldn't have to practice
mischevious censorship.
MKIA, I think this would be a big step in the right direction.</font>[/QUOTE]I wish It was that simple Charles.
For some reason it ain't.
Not sure why.
We have to deal with what is and not what we want it to be.
The solution will probably be a compromise from both sides.

[Donn]

"The solution will probably be a compromise from both sides. " Nonsense. Karen is acting well within her rights as a member of the forum. Joe is not.

[km gresham]

It is that simple. I don't read
some posts because I don't think
they will interest me. If someone
posts something I find offensive,
I move on. The more offensive,
the less attention I give it.

For some reason people often don't
want the simple solution.

[Gresham CA]

But it really is that simple. There are a lot of posts that I simply don't post to because I find that they are inflammatory or don't pique(sp?) my interest. That puts ME in control and I have the resposibility for how I feel. But at the same time it's not spoiling it for other people.

Edited to add: Karen beat me to it!

[ 08-16-2004, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Gresham CA ]

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Karen you and Stan, etc., monopolize the bilge with your political neocon crap.
I have had enough.
Obviously by the predominance of nautical art
I am not alone in my opinion.
So I will sweeten any that I care to contribute to -
that's MY rite as a member of this forum ;)
Aint nothing you or big boy Donn or any relation can do about it tongue.gif

Jeff I'll start with Karen and Stan and get to those who contibute to other sections after hows that for fair? ;)

[ 08-16-2004, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[brad9798]

I see Joe's all grown up now ... or again, or whatever.

"Hey, I post in other sections ... blah, blah, blah ... I'm staying out of the politics ... I'm never posting again ... I'm, I'm really only two years old ..."

Joe- stick to real estate ... seems to be your only consistency in life ...

You've become a laughing stock here ... you flip flop as much as Kerry!

[Kev Smyth]

This "Joe" bloke seems like a typical American bully. Too bad. As a lurker I find the discussions here interesting.

Kev

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Joe's not the only one sick of the political crap on the forum Donn. He may be more outspoken about it and go about protesting it in the wrong way but he's certainly not alone.

Just because Karen can post her opinion dosen't mean she should if it inflames the situation.
That applies to everyone.
A little restraint on everyone's part might help.
Some common sense.....yes?

[alteran]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
o I will sweeten any that I care to contribute to -
that's MY rite as a member of this forum ;)
Aint nothing you or big boy Donn or any relation can do about it tongue.gif There is a growing consensus that the central feature of ADHD is disinhibition. Patients are unable to stop themselves from immediately responding, and they have deficits in their capacity for monitoring their own behavior.

[km gresham]

Kev, you're risking the loss of
lurker status ;) smile.gif

There are some pretty interesting
discussions down here. Most of
them, actually. smile.gif

[Gresham CA]

Welcome to the forum Kev.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by brad9798:
Joe- stick to real estate ... seems to be your only consistency in life ...Brad Hopper does nice real estate painting don't ya think ?

http://www.englisch.schule.de/away/bilder/hopperhousesea.jpg

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

We don't need anymore gas for the fire AL. :D
Thanks anyway. smile.gif

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by alteran:
There is a growing consensus that the central feature of ADHD is disinhibition. Patients are unable to stop themselves from immediately responding, and they have deficits in their capacity for monitoring their own behavior.Hey Al don't you dig holes with your female employees??? When did you get your medical degree - I'm not really a doctor but I play on the forum :D You talk about ADD your Delusional :D :D :D

Quick Donn Al spelled disinhibiting wrong or this another case of It's OK When Republicans Do It®

[ 08-16-2004, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ) ]

[alteran]

Read Joes last post. I rest my case.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Sun came out Going Sailing Bye :D

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

What do you know about ADD Al?
I have it too as well as my son.
Do you pick on people who have cancer too?
Not sure I agree with your diagnosis Dr. Al.
I think Joe is just your average, everyday varity of pain in the ass and has nothing to do with ADD. :D

[km gresham]

I think he said ADHD, which is somewhat different from ADD,
from what I've read.

[ 08-16-2004, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: km gresham ]

[Donn]

It's intense insecurity.
Any attention,
even negative attention.
:rolleyes:

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

We don't have the hyperactivity Karen so we don't have the H.
It's a learning disorder that makes us have trouble paying attention. We get distracted easily.

[brad9798]

Right you are Donn, right you are!!! :cool:

I got over the mine is 'bigger than yours' when I turned about 25. Joe will find that it's much less stressful to live within one's means and to impress oneself ... not try to impress others. ;)

[Jim H]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
I have had enough. So Joe, you'll be blowing up ljb5's & Ian's threads too?

[alteran]

Originally posted by Mr. Know It All:
What do you know about ADD Al?
I have it too as well as my son.
Do you pick on people who have cancer too?
Not sure I agree with your diagnosis Dr. Al.
I think Joe is just your average, everyday varity of pain in the ass and has nothing to do with ADD. :D Its an explanation for his behavior not an accusation. I learned a great deal about it some years ago when an employee had difficuties with it and I spent many hours with him and his medical people trying to help him adjust to the workplace as we tried to adjust the workplace to him. It worked to a limited degree.
Changes in his family led to him moving away.
Last I heard he was [no kidding] selling real estate somewhere. He isn't Joe. This man was older and his personality was ALWAYS pleasing. Terribly distracted and impulsive but always a
fun guy to be around.

Now that I have thought about this and looked at some of the old material laying in the office I see other interesting manifestations that some but not all experience.
Inability to sleep, grand ideas but trouble following through, feelings of inadequacy that lead to acting out, self medication with alcohol or other substances, inability to take personal responsibility for their actions and problems handling personal finances to list a few.

[ 08-16-2004, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: alteran ]

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Originally posted by Donn:
It's intense insecurity.
Any attention,
even negative attention.
:rolleyes: That's a behavior problem or personality disorder, not ADD Donn.
Many people are like that without being ADD or ADHD.

[Donn]

When did I say it was ADD or ADHD?

[km gresham]

Al attributed it to ADHD,
not Donn.

Some of the behaviors fit,
but they also fit just a
personality type.

I guess it can be something
one can't control or
something they just don't
care to control.

Either way the results are the
same.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Oh OK.... I misunderstood Donn.
I must of been distracted. :D
I don't think Joe likes negative attention but he's not afraid of it either.
There's no shortage of people willing to give it to him either. :D

[alteran]

Joe back yet? He would love all the pictures....

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Whew just got back in the house going to have some dinner. I just fed Lucky he went sailing with me :D

I have a good sailing stories to share - I might just post it in this thread smile.gif got to eat first, starving.

[brad9798]

blah, blah, blah, blah .... Joe! :rolleyes:

[imported_Dutch]

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Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this problem has spiralled out of control.
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
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Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
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Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
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Myth: But everyone's doing it!
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[Kev Smyth]

This is long over due. In a bi-partisan move John Kerry is offering some helpful dating hints for those mem who need help... ;)

"In the new GQ, the Democratic presidential nominee offers relationship advice for men:

On what to seek in a woman:

"Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you on. ... It's a woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood. Who knows how to flirt and have fun. Smart. Confident. ... And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging."

The WASH POST is set to preview GQ's: "A Beer With John Kerry."

Which hot actresses float his boat:

"I think Charlize Theron is pretty extraordinary," he gushes. He's also fond of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Marilyn Monroe." :cool:

Of course, Mr. Kerry has some advantages not available to all men hoping to move from self gratification to real women....

"SUPERCUTS: Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Portland, OR last week for a touch-up. CRISTOPHE stylist Isabelle Goetz, who handles Kerry's hair issues, made the trek to the West Coast, the NY DAILY NEWS will report on Tuesday. Last spring, DRUDGE detailed how Kerry flew Goetz to Pittsburgh for a trim..."

[imported_Dutch]

Frustration
turns us
all into idiots
see my
another
feather
in gw's
cap thread
if you
think
youre
frustrated
now

[Donn]

Still "blown up" eh Karen?
Stan was man enough to edit out
his thread blowing post on another
thread, before he got booted.

Maybe you should copy out the on-topic
posts, and start the thread over.
I have a feeling the McGreevey issue
will remain in the news for a while.
I read even the NJ Dems are pushing him
to resign earlier, if they can get
Corzine to run for the office.

[ 08-18-2004, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Donn ]

[Donn]

Corzine won't run.

McGreevey's top donor cut a plea
bargain deal.

Get's better and better.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Sanitized to appease Donn - We all have to get along sometimes - I hope this helps

[Donn]

You missed one on the first page, troll.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

There you won
I hope your happy I'm not happy about today but Im not a troll :(

You know what go ahead everyone post all the political stuff you want every day day after day after day. Send me all the nasty emails you want. Overrun the bilge with polital bashing so the sweet fun threads have to be sifted through all the C&P. I wont try anymore. Its to much work and I get to much flack for it..

[Donn]

Good man. BTW...the last email I sent you was about Margo's book.

Now, if we can just get Fleming and Mason to clean up their messes in the bilge, things will be fine.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Most of the days I love this place today is not one of them :(

[Donn]

You done right..Ignore the trolls.

[Donn]

It's probably just coincidence, and they're from an advertising buy for the Olympics, but I've seen two different NJ ads featuring McGreevey today. One pitching the newly reorganized motor vehicles department, and one for the state's Do Not Call list.

[Omerta]

This is looking downright weird.

What next? :confused: