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rbgarr
07-26-2005, 03:08 PM
Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties

July 25, 2005 5:29 PM EDT

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

Dennis M
07-26-2005, 03:59 PM
Ok, I'll bite: What is a MILF?

Matt J.
07-26-2005, 04:01 PM
Mom I'd Like to beFriend... well, not befriend exactly... :rolleyes: :D

Nelson
07-26-2005, 04:02 PM
Sounds like another one of Joes fantasies come to life. Im sure this is all good in his book of life.

Doug Wood
07-26-2005, 04:06 PM
Mom I'd Like to beFriend... well, not befriend exactly...Good one Matt :D

John of Phoenix
07-26-2005, 04:09 PM
http://www.krdotv.com/upload/cool%20mom.jpg

Ok, fantasize on this one. :eek:

Beowolf
07-26-2005, 04:12 PM
Dennis, don't you know? It's a phrase made famous by the movie "American Pie," which takes place in a fictional version of Grand Rapids.

(When you respond to this by saying that you've never seen American Pie, my opinion of you will rise even further. Cinematic Garbage :rolleyes: )

Jeff

Alan D. Hyde
07-26-2005, 04:21 PM
Good heavens, John.

Provided ALCOHOL???

I'll say. They'd have to be blind drunk.

Alan

PatCox
07-26-2005, 04:26 PM
Something tells me it was oral sex. Just a hunch.

John of Phoenix
07-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Yeah, drunk and drugged both. That's actually a fairly flattering picture. You should see her mug shot. Frightening.

John of Phoenix
07-26-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by PatCox:
Something tells me it was oral sex. Just a hunch.:D :D Just a hunch. :D :D You're killin' me, here. :D :D

Dennis M
07-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Beowolf said:
Dennis, don't you know? It's a phrase made famous by the movie "American Pie," which takes place in a fictional version of Grand Rapids.

(When you respond to this by saying that you've never seen American Pie, my opinion of you will rise even further. Cinematic Garbage )Jeff, that is right, I've never seen it. Somedays, I'm glad to be culturally backward, if this kind of garbarge is, in fact, culture.

[ 07-26-2005, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Dennis M ]

Meerkat
07-26-2005, 05:08 PM
Shouldn't it be MILTF? ;)

brad9798
07-26-2005, 05:21 PM
MILF has been around since at least 1985 when I first heard it ...

We had a Milfy McMilf come into the office today.

Man! SMMMMMMMMMOOOOKIN' she was.

RichKrough
07-26-2005, 05:46 PM
I ahould get out more, I thought it meant Middle Income Liberated Female. :D

Wild Wassa
07-26-2005, 06:38 PM
Do not covert thy neighbour's mother.

MILF's, :D .

Warren.

[ 07-26-2005, 07:39 PM: Message edited by: Wild Wassa ]

Gary E
07-26-2005, 06:42 PM
Thought that looked a little like what was found on some engineering drawings,,,,

MILTFP

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