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Victor
04-14-2004, 07:19 PM
My pet theory is there's a sweetheart deal with the bin Laden family, the Rockefellers of Saudi Arabia, and Cheney doesn't want to make a martyr out of him. Osama himself said 9/11 would take him out of the picture. I think they know exactly where he is, and as long as he stays there he's safe. Things could get messy if they bag him.

Shang
04-14-2004, 07:31 PM
...Or Theory Number Two:

...They caught Osama a long time ago, but they're holding him in secret until the night before the election,
then they'll publish a picture of Bush in a soldier suit, pulling Osama out of a hole in the ground by the scruff of his neck...

High C
04-14-2004, 10:02 PM
When and where was the rascal last seen?

TimH
04-14-2004, 10:04 PM
He works at a 7-11 in Detroit.

Victor
04-14-2004, 10:35 PM
Actually he's pouring concrete in New Jersey. Everybody who looks at him says the same thing: "Looks just like him!"

Hey, that's cute. That Osama, he's a rascal all right!

[ 04-14-2004, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: Victor ]

Wild Wassa
04-14-2004, 11:07 PM
From the last bit of footage shown (the week before last), some Pakistani experts have identified the area on the footage as the northern border between Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Osama sure is tricky he probably has moved closer to Russia, he has had plenty of time. To a place like Ajaria Province within Georgia. The warlord there, has stopped the Georgian army from crossing the border, into the autonomous republic and threatened civil war if the Georgians do.

Something is going on up there. Osama can buy his way into any of these fiefdoms. He has no shortage of supporters in Ajaria. Just a guess though.

Warren.

[ 04-14-2004, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Wild Wassa ]

PeterSibley
04-14-2004, 11:14 PM
Where ever he is his plans are coming along nicely....The US is working away very effectively at radicalising the middle east.Osama will be pleased.

B_B
04-14-2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Shang:
...Or Theory Number Two:

...They caught Osama a long time ago, but they're holding him in secret until the night before the election,
then they'll publish a picture of Bush in a soldier suit, pulling Osama out of a hole in the ground by the scruff of his neck...what was the story of R.Reagan and the hostages in 1980?....

Memphis Mike
04-14-2004, 11:22 PM
He's holed up in the Lincoln bedroom with Saddam eatin chocolate covered cheeries and watchin Andy Griffith re-runs on the boobie tube.