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Chris Coose
12-08-2004, 05:45 PM

"Rumsfeld faces thorny questions from troops
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld faced tough questioning today from troops about to be deployed to Iraq. Soldiers in Kuwait peppered Rumsfeld with queries about the standard of equipment they would be using and about the Pentagon's "stop-loss" policy, which prevents troops from leaving the military service, even if they are eligible to retire or quit."

The CNN one is pretty good in itself but ....

"The fish in the river next to Baghdad are..."

" Back home ..........." (I can't finish that thought)

Jim H
12-08-2004, 06:11 PM

Recitar! Mentre preso dal delirio
non so più quel che dico e quel che faccio!
Eppure... è d'uopo... sforzati!
Bah, seti tu forse un uom?

Tu sei Pagliaccio!

Vesti la giubba e la faccia infarina.
La gente paga e rider vuole qua.

E se Arelcchin t'invola Colombina
ridi, Pagliaccio e ognun applaudirà!
Tramuta in lazzi lo spasmo ed il pianto;
in una smorfia il singhiozzo e 'l dolor...

Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto,
ridi del duol che t'avvelena il cor!

12-08-2004, 06:47 PM

Let the madmen lead seperate lives.


12-09-2004, 09:01 AM
"...And now, for my next trick, I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience!..... Oh COME ON guys! Don't be so bashful! I won't hurt you....I PROMISE!.....ANYONE? You there in the fatigues! Come on up...."

12-09-2004, 04:15 PM
If you're happy and you know it

Clap your hands!