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jack grebe
01-25-2006, 01:42 PM
GOD, SHE'S TICKING ME OFF TODAY

cedar savage
01-25-2006, 01:45 PM
Originally not posted by jack grebe:
OHHH, GOD, SHE'S LICKING ME OFF TODAY!

[ 01-25-2006, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: cedar savage ]

uncas
01-25-2006, 01:47 PM
Cedar...behave...!!!!!

jack grebe
01-25-2006, 01:50 PM
That might not.....no I NOT GOING THERE

cedar savage
01-25-2006, 01:51 PM
There's a lot to be said for a passionate making up after a good clear the air shouting fight.

Popeye
01-25-2006, 01:54 PM
in the beginning God created man and shed

and God said unto man "go and saw"

and man sawed

man sawed day and night

..and man said , "God , thine chisels are fine and thine wood is straight, but whyfore do i saw alone"?

[ 01-25-2006, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: popeye ]

cedar savage
01-25-2006, 01:56 PM
Oh wait, the woman with Alzhaeimer's or uhhh, SWMBO? Am I gonna have to delete a post or two?

Victor
01-25-2006, 02:00 PM
Cause God couldn't teach chimps how to type.

George.
01-25-2006, 02:05 PM
"why do we need WOMEN"

If I have to explain, you probably wouldn't get it...

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:07 PM
If I have to explain, you probably wouldn't get it... remember George, you live in a tropical paradise...

uncas
01-25-2006, 02:08 PM
Surrounded by howlers..... :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by cedar savage:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally not posted by jack grebe:
OHHH, GOD, SHE'S LICKING ME OFF TODAY!</font>[/QUOTE]Coke Spew. tongue.gif

Apparently Paul isn't the only one around here who needs stroking.

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:50 PM
I'm nowhere near the worst, not by a longshot.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 02:51 PM
I'll just take your word for it. ;)

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 02:54 PM
Originally not posted by Paul Pless:
I've got nowhere near the wurst, not by a long shot.:D

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 02:55 PM
:D :D

Memphis Mike
01-25-2006, 02:59 PM
I've always thought that if I had my own boobies, I wouldn't need women at all.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:00 PM
ewwww!

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Paul Pless:
:D :D People with a good sense of humor are the finest kind! smile.gif

Memphis Mike
01-25-2006, 03:03 PM
:D LOL!

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 03:03 PM
meerkat, the best humor always contains an element of truth :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:04 PM
Then how do you explain some of the grumpy old prudes around here? tongue.gif

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Paul Pless:
meerkat, the best humor always contains an element of truth :D Given what you said on the other thread about S&M, maybe I should be worried. :eek:

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 03:05 PM
Then how do you explain some of the grumpy old prudes around here? Kathy, see above response to meerkat tongue.gif

edit to add, you know sugar, if you'd slow down your responding I wouldn't have to edit mine so much :mad:

[ 01-25-2006, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Paul Pless ]

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:06 PM
I did.

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Paul Pless:
meerkat, the best humor always contains an element of truth :D Come sir! I think we need delve no further into the characteristics of your private appointments! ;) :D

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Then how do you explain some of the grumpy old prudes around here? tongue.gif Republicans... ;)

Popeye
01-25-2006, 03:07 PM
i like spaghetti and meatballs

[ 01-25-2006, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: popeye ]

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Meerkat:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Paul Pless:
meerkat, the best humor always contains an element of truth :D Come sir! I think we need delve no further into the characteristics of your private appointments! ;) :D </font>[/QUOTE]Meer, we may already know too much to be able to look at him with a straight face. :D

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 03:11 PM
popeye :D that was a most interesting edit

Popeye
01-25-2006, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Given what you said on the other thread about S&M, maybe I should be worried. :confused: did i miss something

[ 01-25-2006, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: popeye ]

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:14 PM
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times. It was Oktoberfest! ;)

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:15 PM
Bottoms up boys.

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:18 PM
Actually we prefer bottoms up girls! ;) :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Oh, go hoist your tankard, and keep quiet you naughty rodent. :D

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:23 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

Popeye
01-25-2006, 03:23 PM
looks like you finally got that menage a trois you always wanted

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by popeye:
looks like you finally got that menage a trois you always wantedThere's more then 1000 miles between all of us, that'd be one BIG bed.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
01-25-2006, 03:27 PM
The definition of a perfect woman:

No teeth
No vocal cords
A flat spot on the top of her head where you can set your beer.

tongue.gif

Popeye
01-25-2006, 03:29 PM
get the one with the leak repair kit

Peter Malcolm Jardine
01-25-2006, 03:31 PM
What do you call a woman who can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose?

Darling tongue.gif

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:31 PM
No need - we can just use a tampon. If it was good enough for a rowboat... ;)

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:31 PM
I once thought I'd found the perfect man, but then I turned the package over, noticed the "Batteries Not Included" tag and was once again disappointed.

Paul, as for my quick responses, I just have fast fingers. ;)

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:32 PM
BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend. ;)

Peter Malcolm Jardine
01-25-2006, 03:32 PM
How long does it take a woman to start running your life?

[ 01-25-2006, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Peter Malcolm Jardine ]

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Peter Malcolm Jardine:
How long does it take a woman to orgasm?

Who cares... :rolleyes: Poor Julie

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:36 PM
A little too far there, Mr. Jardine. Subtlty and inference is the rule.

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 03:53 PM
Why do we need women? Who ELSE you going to tango with? ;)

Katherine
01-25-2006, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Meerkat:
Why do we need women? Who ELSE you going to tango with? ;) Meer, I just had this horrific mental picture of you and PMJ dancing the Tango together. :eek: You, of course, had the rose in the teeth.

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 04:00 PM
calling earl on the big white telephone

that was vomitous kit

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:02 PM
Meer looks good in pumps. :D

MattL
01-25-2006, 04:03 PM
And "brokeback mountain" is the first cowboy movie where the good guy gets it in the end.

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 04:05 PM
The Tao of Sheep is beginning to look really good about now! :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:07 PM
Baaahh!

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Baaahh!Baby! :D :D :D

LeeG
01-25-2006, 04:10 PM
I'll answer the opening question,,, without women you don't get to ask the question. It's a package deal.
Besides they smell good.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:13 PM
Chanel #5, thank you very much. smile.gif

PatCox
01-25-2006, 04:16 PM
99.9% of all that men do they do for women. Dressing up, bathing, playing sports, learning to dance, working, earning money, ammassing fortunes, gaining fame, its all done to impress the chicks.

What do men need women for? An audience, apparently.

But seriously, men need approval from women like they need air to breathe, especially approval in the form of extreme naked friendliness. Thats probably why so many men are afraid of gay guys, the gay guy, being "woman-proof" is an unknown quantity and not bound by the same rules as the rest of us.

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 04:16 PM
Hey do the cowboy have Velcro chaps? Don't think I want to see that movie!!!! :D

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Chanel #5, thank you very much. smile.gif The french call sheep dip ewe du cologne! ;)

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 04:19 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 04:20 PM
Far too complex Pat: women are men's way of producing more men! :D

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 04:20 PM
eu de toilet, in Engrish means, an ode to toilets smile.gif

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:21 PM
Chanel#5 is pretty expensive to be poring down a toilet. tongue.gif

Stiletto
01-25-2006, 04:34 PM
Katherine, when you find the perfect man, he'll be looking for the perfect woman. :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Stiletto:
Katherine, when you find the perfect man, he'll be looking for the perfect woman. :D Neither of which exist.

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 04:36 PM
OH WELL! smile.gif

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 04:41 PM
I was thinking of starting a thread listing the the positive attributes of women, but after a few pedantic posts it would've sank like a rock...

[ 01-25-2006, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Paul Pless ]

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 04:44 PM
Do it Paul!!!!!!!!!

Katherine
01-25-2006, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Paul Pless:
I was thinking of starting a thread listing the the positive attributes of women, but it would've sank like a rock...EXCUSE ME?

John B
01-25-2006, 04:49 PM
I might like to think of myself as the Chairman of the Board but the reality is that the combined GM and social director runs this particular house. ;)

but don't tell anyone.

PatCox
01-25-2006, 05:08 PM
Here's Lou Reed's take on the question:

I love women, I think they're great
they're a solace to the world in a terrible state
They're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soul
what a nightmare to have no women in the world

I love women
I love women
I love women
we all love women

I used to look at women in the magazines
I know that it was sexist, but I was in my teens
I was very bitter, all my sex was on the sly
I couldn't keep my hands off women, and I won't till I die

I love women
ah, I love women
we love women
we all love women

A woman's love can lift you up, and women can inspire
I feel like buying flowers and hiring a celestial choir
A choir of castratis to serenade my love
they'd sing a little Bach for us and then we'd make love

I love women
I love women
We all love women
we love women

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 05:12 PM
John B, so you like to think of yourself as merely the Figurehead.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 05:16 PM
Most men are.

uncas
01-25-2006, 05:16 PM
So, hoist up the John B sail...

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Gandalf_White_Bobbing.jpg

Katherine
01-25-2006, 05:18 PM
see how the main sail sets . . .

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Katherine:
Most men are.Uhhhh... right! :D

http://www.antiquesofthesea.com/aos_images/figureheads/0699_figurehead.jpg

uncas
01-25-2006, 05:21 PM
And ya wonder why figureheads are in the bow?
Well, after five or six months at sea...the sailors will follow this lady anywhere...

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 05:22 PM
I don't know, I think John B, may be much shrewder than he lets on, have you seen his various proposals to rerig his cutter as either a yawl or a schooner. Either one would allow his wife and kids to do more of the work sailing the boat, nay! some might even say that either modification would require his wife and kids to do more of the work. :D

Shrewd I say, he's got them squarely under his thumb.

[ 01-25-2006, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Paul Pless ]

formerlyknownasprince
01-25-2006, 05:52 PM
Forgive me JohnB - but what the hell.....

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

:D

John B
01-25-2006, 05:58 PM
Well, I am gettin a bit fat lately... christmas an all, but er, not in those places.

Its just that we've been a few weeks on the boat y' see, and men... well men don't have the same high thresholds as women for general grottiness.
So a repeated theme on our cruise after a male has done some sort of male like job..
oil in engine, fix broken seacock, something semi brave like swatting the wasp buzzing the kid, peering dramatically at the clouds( after surfing the weather net) and dramatically announcing " I be thinkin it be comin on to blow tommorra", gutting the fish, breaking out the cqr buried 5 ft down in the silt ...... these sorts of 'things' would be followed by the statement
" see, thats why you need us".This would be said by a bedraggled looking unshaven ,un washed, possibly blood dripping, mud covered, smelly man with a rum in one hand and a copy of woodenboat in the other.

and then, after a quizzical sort of roll eyes look, one woman would look at the other and nod ' mmm yes, I see'

[ 01-25-2006, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: John B ]

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 05:59 PM
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in the centre of an Australian town?

Entertainment Centre! :D

Katherine
01-25-2006, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Paul Pless:
I don't know, I think John B, may be much shrewder than he lets on, have you seen his various proposals to rerig his cutter as either a yawl or a schooner. Either one would allow his wife and kids to do more of the work sailing the boat, nay! some might even say that either modification would require his wife and kids to do more of the work. :D

Shrewd I say, he's got them squarely under his thumb.Remind me to never go sailing with you. :D

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 06:04 PM
peering dramatically at the clouds I had to read that post twice cause I could've sworn the first time through it said, "...peeing dramatically at the clouds"

LeeG
01-25-2006, 06:04 PM
they say the funniest things when they're mad

John B
01-25-2006, 06:06 PM
Thats a "y'all" Paul. I prefer the y'all idea now.

Paul Pless
01-25-2006, 06:07 PM
lol

John B
01-25-2006, 06:08 PM
Sorry , forgot to mention the peeing at the clouds. On our( collective cruising buddies) boats we call it 'checking the anchor'. We are training our boys well.
We start with that old seamans doggerel..... " you don't tug on supermans cape , you don't....."

Meerkat
01-25-2006, 06:13 PM
No wonder the anchor was buried 5 ft. down! It was trying to esape the "rain". :D

Wild Wassa
01-25-2006, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Rick Clark:
"Hey do the cowboy have Velcro chaps?"

No, they just pulled their chaps on the wrong way.

"Entertainment Centre!"

Meerkat you might call her that, I don't, I just call her Barbara ... Baarrr-baarr-aa.

Warren.

[ 01-25-2006, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Wild Wassa ]

Garrett Lowell
01-25-2006, 06:19 PM
Topic: why do we need WOMEN

We like the way they smell, among other things. Sense of smell may be the most important sense.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 06:21 PM
pheremones?

Memphis Mike
01-25-2006, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Peter Malcolm Jardine:
The definition of a perfect woman:

No teeth
No vocal cords
A flat spot on the top of her head where you can set your beer.

tongue.gif Man I completely agree. My next wife is gonna be a deaf mute.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 06:30 PM
Only if Sue doesn't kill you first.

Memphis Mike
01-25-2006, 06:39 PM
http://www.marleematlinsite.com/content_main_photo.jpg

She can't hear and all she can do is flap her tongue....and that's good.

[ 01-25-2006, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

jack grebe
01-25-2006, 06:57 PM
god , all I was doing was venting....2 pages in 5 hrs :rolleyes:

Katherine
01-25-2006, 06:58 PM
Winter boredom set in.

Memphis Mike
01-25-2006, 07:06 PM
I like this

http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/hayley/5.jpg

jack grebe
01-25-2006, 07:10 PM
WOW nice fish hook in the belly button :eek:

[ 01-25-2006, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: jack grebe ]

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 07:13 PM
I ama looking up to you guys

Rick Clark
01-25-2006, 07:15 PM
MM if you didn't I would wonder about :D

uncas
01-25-2006, 07:16 PM
Ya mean it isn't dyed lint...?

ssor
01-25-2006, 07:58 PM
My contribution:

The Ladies

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


IíVE taken my fun where I've found it;
I've rogued an' I've ranged in my time;
I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweethearts,
An' four o' the lot was prime.
One was an 'arf-caste widow,
One was a woman at Prome,
One was the wife of a jemadar-sais,
An' one is a girl at 'ome.
Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,
For, takin' 'em all along,
You never can say till you've tried 'em,
An' then you are like to be wrong.
There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,
There's times when you'll know that you might;
But the things you will learn from the Yellow an' Brown,
They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

I was a young un at 'Oogli,
Shy as a girl to begin;
Aggie de Castrer she made me,
- An' Aggie was clever as sin;
Older than me, but my first un -
More like a mother she were
Showed me the way to promotion an' pay,
An' I learned about women from 'er !

Then I was ordered to Burma,
Actin' in charge o' Bazar,
An' I got me a tiddy live 'eathen
Through buyin' supplies off 'er pa.
Funny an' yellow an' faithful
Doll in a teacup she were
But we lived on the square, like a true-married pair,
An' I learned about women from 'er !

Then we was shifted to Neemuch
(Or I might ha' been keepin' 'er now),
An' I took with a shiny she-devil,
The wife of a nigger at Mhow;
'Taught me the gipsy-folks' bolee;
Kind o' volcano she were,
For she knifed me one night 'cause I wished she was white,
And I learned about women from 'er !

Then I come 'ome in a trooper,
'Long of a kid o' sixteen
'Girl from a convent at Meerut,
The straightest I ever 'ave seen.
Love at first sight was 'er trouble,
She didn't know what it were;
An' I wouldn't do such, 'cause I liked 'er too much,
But - I learned about women from 'er !

I've taken my fun where I've found it,
An' now I must pay for my fun,
For the more you 'ave known o' the others
The less will you settle to one;
An' the end of it's sittin' and thinkin',
An' dreamin' Hell-fires to see;
So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not),
An' learn about women from me !

What did the Colonel's Lady think ?
Nobody never knew.
Somebody asked the Sergeant's Wife,
An' she told 'em true!
When you get to a man in the case,
They're like as a row of pins -
For the Colonel's Lady an' Judy O'Grady
Are sisters under their skins !

jemadar-sais Head-groom
bolee Slang

Rudyard Kipling

jack grebe
01-25-2006, 08:34 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PatCox
01-25-2006, 09:38 PM
Its like an all boys boarding school with one female student. As I said before, evrything men do is an attempt to impress women. Katherine, this must be very gratifying the way they all try so hard to be clever for you.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 09:41 PM
Yes Pat, it's quite the ego boost. :D I'm just waiting for the weather to warm up so that I can get back to my boats. Then they'll all cry that I'm never around. tongue.gif

John B
01-25-2006, 09:43 PM
I just checked the title of this thread Pat.

this isn't the Kat thread.

Katherine
01-25-2006, 09:44 PM
No it's not. Most of the attention stems from the fact that there are so few women on this board, especially down here in the bilge.

[ 01-25-2006, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Katherine ]

PatCox
01-25-2006, 09:57 PM
Now Kat, you do know that every man's fantasy is a woman who has that power, but doesn't know it? Its a gratifying fantasy for men to believe that they hold the upper hand in sexual politics (which they almost never do). You must never admit it, that you're aware of the way you can wrap them around your finger.

[ 01-25-2006, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: PatCox ]

Katherine
01-25-2006, 10:00 PM
Pat, why do you think all the technician's at work prep my test vehicles first. ;)

Leon m
01-25-2006, 10:00 PM
I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh lord i go for penguins

Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh lord i go for penguins

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

To my needs

Wild Dingo
01-25-2006, 10:10 PM
Why do we need women??? frustrating creatures eh Jack? infuriating irritating annoying creatures! every last one of em!!

But mate life without them? never!!! life would be boreing solitary meaningless and totally and utterly eunich like!!! :eek: Buggar that for a bloody joke!! :mad:

We need women..
To soothe our prides
To bolster our egos
To cater to our physical needs (really REALLY important thing that one!)
To cook
Clean
Listen

and generally take our shyte! :cool: :D

The bigger question is why do women need men!! tongue.gif

Oh and that sheep in the town square that David was talking about? it is our entertainment centre... see we tie a nice wee ewe to the main light post on a fridy night the one outside the pub just before closing time... now a thing yous blokes have to realize is that we have this problem with Kiwis there are more kiwis here in outback Aussie than in the whole of Kiwiland!... so come closing time the kiwis stagger and fall out of the pub see the ewe and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! its on for young and old!... Us Aussies just get out the deck chairs a full esky of beer and watch the show

Its a well known fack that no true bred Kiwi can withstand the allure of a ewe tied to a lamp post! sober or drunk!! Sober its a slight possiblity they will follow a sheila home rather than take advantage of the ewe but drunk its absolutely quite literally impossible for them to resist!

Sorry John ol mate I had to let them in on that wee secret... but its okay I didnt let the other one out!! wink wink you know the one about the ram? yeah that one!! :D

John B
01-25-2006, 10:44 PM
I do believe they get up to all sorts out in the country regardless of what country they live in.

Me... just a city boy I spose.A suburban weekend warrior.

You live in the country don't ya Dingo?

We have come across peter the sheep/ram a few times over the years.Usually at the bottom of a bluff as we beachcomb some remote bay. I started referring to them as peter so as to lessen the impact for the kids when they were little.
My goodness, I'm nearly motivated to go on outside and take a photo of one of the peters. he lives on our grapevine.

There you go. I started a seperate thread about peter

[ 01-25-2006, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: John B ]

Meerkat
01-26-2006, 12:26 AM
How do Aussie sheepmen find sheep in the tall grass?

Irristable! :D

shamus
01-26-2006, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by PatCox:
Its like an all boys boarding school with one female student. As I said before, evrything men do is an attempt to impress women. Katherine, this must be very gratifying the way they all try so hard to be clever for you.Not guilty. I wish she'd piss off.

Fitz
01-26-2006, 07:20 AM
I saw a great bumper sticker the other day:

"With Guns, Trucks, and Beer Who Needs Women?!"

cedar savage
01-26-2006, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by Fitz:
I saw a great bumper sticker the other day:

"With Guns, Trucks, and Beer Who Needs Women?!"God made women's feet smaller than men's so that they could stand closer to the stove and sink!

Wild Dingo
01-26-2006, 10:54 AM
Now mates Im bein nice with all me yarnin with yer about sheilas... but the ONE

yes the ONE

The ONLY

Thing women are needed for is...

Ahem but before we get to that theres another factor that must be taken into consideration in this discussion...

They are the only creatures made for men by a mangod... remember yer bible people!! god IS a man... sheilas were solely designed to fullfill MANS every need wim an whimsy... also theyre perfectly designed to cater to mans basic needs..

Yes indeed we need women to be...

Barefoot and preggers in the kitchen! :D

and hence why we had 8 hoonberrys!!... SHE BELIEVED ME!!! gawd she did have a long blonde moment :D :D and it was the only time in 23 years she believed me... 7 times! :cool: woulda been 8 times but she cheeted and dropped a double yoker! tongue.gif