How To Get A Woman's Phone Number

[Memphis Mike]

I've never had any problem with just asking for it.

Yup, I just ask and ifin she's interested she gives it to me.

Course it helps to have a piece of paper and a ball point pen or pencil to write with.

But that's just me.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've never asked a woman to call me first.

I've found it just doesn't work.

Taint rocket science. :rolleyes:

[ishmael]

I got her phone number, just asked. And she got mine. We both lost them. I don't know why.

And it's not a huge deal. We might not even like each other.

And the day where it's the man's mission to call the woman is over. Died somewhere in them West Virginia hills.

[ 12-28-2005, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: ishmael ]

[Memphis Mike]

"And the day where it's the man's mission to call the woman is over. Died somewhere in them West Virginia hills."

Well then mosy on down to the store and give her your number and tell her to call.

I can see now it's going to be a long winter on the ol WBF. :rolleyes:

Fortunately for me, I'll be back on the water by March. :D

And there will be a least one babe in the boat with me. :D

Maybe two. Who knows. Katherine is coming down this spring. :D

[ 12-28-2005, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

[LeeG]

It's not a huge deal,,,sure,,like all the other stuff you emote about,,it's not a big deal.
I sure hope you don't post details of her life on this forum.

[Ross M]

"Yup, I just ask and ifin she's interested she gives it to me"

Surely this should be past tense :D

Oh, and belated Happy Birthday MM!

Ross

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Oh I got millions of ways.

Once, when I was young I saw this most amazing blond demonstrating exercise bicycles in a mall. She was all of 17 and drop dead beautiful . There was a horde of guys around her like bees to honey. I knew there was no way I could ever hope to approach her in private. So I climbed up to the second floor of the mall and looked down when she finished her demonstration and there was a brief moment when she was by herself. I dropped a folded note down to her feet. She bent down and picked up the note and read it. It said "Look up", she did. I smiled and waved. She waved me to come down. We talked, flirted, I asked if she could write me a note but to include her phone # so I could see her again. ;)

Hmm another time I was in a bar / club I was waiting to get a drink. There were two girls talking about guys. I turned and asked one of them what kind of guy she liked. She said she liked impulsive guys. So I kissed her....... she kissed back and then I asked her for her phone number ;)

Then there was the loooong story about how I met my wife but I do not have time to type that and have it fall on Jack's deaf ears ;) :D

[PatCox]

I am trying to imagine Jack 1) getting a woman's phone number, and 2) LOSING IT.

Nope. The first is plausible, but the first having happened, the second is impossible.

[casem]

Some interesting advice I once received for picking up chicks is to play the odds, e.g., if you hit on 10, 20, maybe 100 chicks, one of them will fall for it. In other words, you have to get lucky once in a while.

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

I found it was best to get them drunk, take them home to their place and have lots of sex, then lose their number.

[Leon m]

Worked for me. ;)

[LeeG]

Hmmm,,,sounds like phone numbers are irrelevant. Once more the forum has the answer.

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Hmmmm Jamie ( Uncas ) in Newport with a Dutch girl

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid184/pe950cd407bef724660e6b148af0f04d7/f28cd8da.jpg

Not only did he dance with her, he got her phone number.

Beat that Ish ;)

Bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha :D

[huisjen]

I had better luck with email.

Dan

[Bob Cleek]

You want her number? Don't say a word. Just sit at the bar, sipping your beer, and quietly licking your eyebrows.

[Katherine]

You guys assume you're always getting legit phone numbers. ;)

[LeeG]

Peter figured that one out.

[Katherine]

Pete had to drug them.

[LeeG]

and himself,,

[Katherine]

That explains a lot about him.

[emichaels]

If you have to ask, you ain't got what she wants !

[Katherine]

Originally posted by emichaels:
If you have to ask, you ain't got what she wants !$$$$$$ :D

[Katherine]

Also helps if you actually follow directions about calling. Cell phones don't work everywhere. :rolleyes: :D

[Memphis Mike]

:D

[Memphis Mike]

:D

[ 12-31-2005, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

[Katherine]

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[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

What's the difference between a princess and a pig?

About six beers. ;)

[Katherine]

PMJ, if you were hitting on me, I'd probably try to block it out with alcohol as well. ;)

[ 12-30-2005, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: Katherine ]

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

I ain't like that. Never was.

I can honestly say I have never made a rude remark to a woman in a bar. Never. If I did pick up a woman in a bar, it was a mutual thing. I rarely had one night stands... I usually spent most of the night talking to them...

[Katherine]

Nice save Pete. :D

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

Tis true... I like women. :D

I have lots of good friends that are women, and lots of my old girlfriends still think well of me. ;)

[Katherine]

Pete, you sound like used goods. ;)

[rbgarr]

The Nobel prize winning physicist Feynmann had an interesting chapter in one of his books on his experience with women along the lines of this topic. He was pretty fearless about asking questions that got to the root of things, so before he'd start, say, buying drinks, etc. at bars for women he was interested in, he'd ask them if they'd be willing to sleep with him. Not commit to sleep with him, mind you, just did they find him sex-worthy. It must have been something in his manner because he found that most of these women he met were able to answer the question straightforwardly within a few seconds of meeting him. Indeed, he said, some seemed to find it a refreshing question because it kind of cleared the air. :D

[Mrleft8]

Originally posted by Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson ):
Hmmmm Jamie ( Uncas ) in Newport with a Dutch girl

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid184/pe950cd407bef724660e6b148af0f04d7/f28cd8da.jpg

Not only did he dance with her, he got her phone number.

Beat that Ish ;)

Bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha :D I thought that was Essex....

[Joe ( Cold Spring on Hudson )]

Originally posted by Mrleft8:
I thought that was Essex....Women in every port ;)

[Art Read]

Oh, sure. It sounds innocent enough. Just ask for her number. But THEN! Before you know it she'll be expecting all SORTS of things! Like phone calls! And remembering her name! Slippery slope folks, Slippery slope. Trust me on this!

[Katherine]

Yep Art, before you know it, there's jewelry involved. :eek: :D

[Wild Dingo]

yep fully agree Art :rolleyes:

The hardest part? rememberin their flamin names!! gawd I hate that... well as a single bloke I did now I just call her possumpoop easy as ;)

[Memphis Mike]

Dingo, are you still up? You better go to bed. You're gonna feel like hammered doo doo tomorra... :eek:

[ 12-31-2005, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

[Wild Dingo]

nah!! I founded a couple of hidden brews!! :cool: So Im havin a few quiet ones to see the new year in... and its only 2.30am :eek: :rolleyes:

But gawd I love it when Aaron tries to get one up on his old man!! :D

[Memphis Mike]

Uh oh....so you're hidin the stuff huh? That's bad......real bad......

I might have ta fly down there and straighten you up after this one. :eek:

[ 12-31-2005, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

[Sea Frog]

Wake up early and check her address-book while she's asleep.

[Wild Dingo]

Not me mate young Aaron!! Since he turned of legal drinkin age hes been snufflin me brews every chance he gets :mad: ...hides em where he thinks the old man wouldnt have a clue then when he wants them to take to a party or whatever goes to get them and :eek:

Whaddaya know!!! nothin there!! :D