Caption Contest

[Tar Devil]

"We shake hands a bit different here in Australia."

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030521/capt.1053516152.britain_jennifer_lopez_ldc101.jpg

Later,

Phil

[Gresham CA]

"Now where did I put those car keys?"

[km gresham]

I guess they're past the holding hands stage - one of them is overdressed or the other is under dressed - y'all pick which is which smile.gif

[paladin]

..as Sweet Thing says..."only in America, NEVER do that to Russian Lady"! :D :D

[jlapratt]

"She's not even 40 yet and if I didn't hold 'em up, they'd sag down to her knees."

[Jim H]

Dept of Homeland Security Ma'am, just needed to check that extra baggage you're carrying...
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030521/capt.1053516152.britain_jennifer_lopez_ldc101.jpg

[Wild Wassa]

I don't see anything abnormal about a normal greeting, ... it's traditional.

Oz is a nice place to have friends.

Warren.

ps, As an Aussie male he is a bit of a limp wrist though. I like a firm handshake.

[ 05-21-2003, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Wild Wassa ]

[Gresham CA]

Warren,

If you greet me that way it's going to be ugly! :D

[Wild Wassa]

Charles, ... female friends, :D , ... I'd be dead already, except in Oxford Street. Don't go there.

Warren.

[km gresham]

:D reminds me of the scene in Crocodile Dundee - when he's at the party in NY and checks the woman he isn't sure is a woman.

[Tar Devil]

"Maybe I should go there sometime!"

Later,

Phil

[Wild Wassa]

Been there, got the tee-shirt.

Warren.

ps, Then I left.

[Gresham CA]

See fellas? I told you these were both the same size!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030521/capt.1053516152.britain_jennifer_lopez_ldc101.jpg

[Wild Wassa]

Tar Devil, This photo is just of the welcoming committee. Wait until you make more friends, ... Mate means more than friend, Mate.

Warren.

ps, One can see from their faces that this is a formal greeting.

[ 05-21-2003, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Wild Wassa ]

[Tar Devil]

Originally posted by Wild Wassa:
Tar Devil, This photo is just of the welcoming committee. Wait until you make more friends, ... Mate means more than friend, Mate.
I feel a vacation coming on!!

Later (I hope!!)

Phil

[Wild Dingo]

"You fellas go ahead... I got me ands full just now!!"

or...

he "Cor flamin blimey what an ass" she "DAMN! Why do I always attract the gay guys?"

or...

"Yep reckon theys about 2lb worth of good meat there ma'am"

or...

her "Get a grip sonshine!"... him "Yes ma'am! ooohhh yesss ma'am"

or...

him to his drunken yobbo mates just out of camera range "like this mate?"... her "****E! here I leave me boobs floppin fair to bash yer in the eyeballs easy access and all and he grabs me bum? flaim men I'll never unnerstan them critters!!"

or...

him "ooohhh yeah gawd flamin strewth!"... she "mmmm wonder what they used for the drapes and the lighting... shocking! watch it buddy boy damn I just knew I shoulda worn some nickers!"

:D

[ 05-21-2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Wild Dingo ]

[Wild Dingo]

OR!!!

she "Flamin git!! cut yer flamin nails if your gonna grope me bum! flamin glad he didnt grab me tits!"... him "nah gonna have to try from the front to much meat here"

:D :D

[brad9798]

... more than a handful is a waste ...

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[Scott Rosen]

"My house has doorknobs bigger than these--softer too."

[Alan D. Hyde]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030521/capt.1053516152.britain_jennifer_lopez_ldc101.jpg

HE: I'm a "hands-on" guy.

J-LO: From the looks of you, your love life is a hand and a dream!

:D Alan

[ 05-21-2003, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Alan D. Hyde ]

[John B]

WASSA. 'been there, got the T shirt'

so you know J lo pretty well then Mate.
To paraphrase the immortal words of Eric Idle( or was it Michael Palin?)
eh, eh, nudge nudge,wink wink, say no more, eh.
Sport, eh.