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Bruce Taylor
11-07-2003, 01:00 PM
According to recent reports in the liberal media, global warming is causing gay Republican abortionists to ban handguns at school prayer!!!!

Fortunately, rich welfare recipients are acting to end flag burning and promote affirmative capital punishment by selling condoms in public libraries!!!

Raise Taxes!!! End rent control!!! Save homeless feminists named Bill Clinton from genetically modified marijuana!!!
Meerkat
11-07-2003, 01:02 PM
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
Bruce Taylor
11-07-2003, 01:06 PM
Not bad, popeye, but a serious troll has EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
JimD
11-07-2003, 01:08 PM
They are of course Marxist lesbians, correct?
LeeG
11-07-2003, 01:53 PM
CORRECT !

FREE RUSH!!
Bruce Taylor
11-07-2003, 02:05 PM
What, you're giving it away? Amyl nitrate is sooooo 1979!

Great exclamation points, Lee!!!!!!
Greg H
11-07-2003, 02:15 PM
Jesus wasn't a christian or white guy!!!
Chris Coose
11-07-2003, 02:22 PM
Gay students charged for robbery, impersonation
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/11/07/crime.students.reut/index.html
brad9798
11-07-2003, 03:47 PM
On a sad note, former president Ford kissed an snowball, and threw a baby.

Discreet, yet alert Secret Service men quickly wrestled the baby to the ground ...

And when asked about the 'poles,' Ford rebutted that the Poles are an ' autonomous peaceful people, and I can't understand why folks keep picking on them ...'
Meerkat
11-07-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Chris Coose:
Gay students charged for robbery, impersonation
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/11/07/crime.students.reut/index.htmlAll cross-dressers are gay? The word "gay" or any suggestion about the student's sexual orientation appears nowhere in the article. I saw the footage on CNN about this, and those "boys" had long hair, racks and girl-butts. Something not quite right about this story.

Hey Joe, you're gay! ;)

I'm gay too for calling attention to this! tongue.gif

[ 11-07-2003, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Meerkat ]
Ed Harrow
11-07-2003, 08:57 PM
Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus!!!
JimD
11-07-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Ed Harrow:
Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus!!!Ed, that's DISGUSTING!!!!
Meerkat
11-07-2003, 11:29 PM
Not as disgusting as Mrs. Jesus in a miniskirt - you have any idea how old that broad is? :D
JimD
11-07-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Meerkat:
Not as disgusting as Mrs. Jesus in a miniskirt - you have any idea how old that broad is? :D Just when I though you trolls couldn't get any more DISGUSTING!!! along comes Meerkat, the most DISGUSTING!!! of them alllll!!!!!!!!