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Memphis Mike
02-19-2005, 09:30 AM
Oh boy! Oh Boy! The new Swimsuit Issue! :D

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_malves_03.jpg

Joe (SoCal)
02-19-2005, 10:13 AM
Needs a sandwich :rolleyes: ;) :D

Chris Coose
02-19-2005, 10:38 AM
I'm looking at that line that goes down her starboard side.
As an artist interested in human form and as a woodboat guy interested in well developed lines, I'd say she's got lousy sheer and maybe a bit hogged.

Memphis Mike
02-19-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Chris Coose:
I'm looking at that line that goes down her starboard side.
As an artist interested in human form and as a woodboat guy interested in well developed lines, I'd say she's got lousy sheer and maybe a bit hogged.Jeez! Yous guys are hard to please. :rolleyes: Being "artistic" Chris, then maybe you'll appreciate this offering. This is body paint.
:D

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_bodypainting_05.jpg

Sure puts lead in "my" pencil.

[ 02-19-2005, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Joe (SoCal)
02-19-2005, 11:19 AM
MMike much better http://www.woodenboat-ubb.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Now thats a natural beauty smile.gif

Jack Heinlen
02-19-2005, 11:20 AM
It's a sexist, crass objectification of women without body hair. It needs to stop, immediately. Mike, you would do well to tend to Sue's needs rather than panting expectantly at unreal images.

Thats my Dr. Laura voice. ;) ;)

[ 02-19-2005, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: Jack Heinlen ]

Memphis Mike
02-19-2005, 11:31 AM
Mind yer own bidness Jack.

Jack Heinlen
02-19-2005, 11:33 AM
Can't take a joke?

Memphis Mike
02-19-2005, 12:05 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_underwater_01.jpg

uncas
02-19-2005, 12:36 PM
To me, it is mind over matter...Does the matter posted have minds to go with it....?
Nothing personal folks but we...or most of us...probably looked good ( or a lot better ) at 20.. than say 55. ;)

[ 02-19-2005, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: uncas ]

Shang
02-19-2005, 12:57 PM
"...Nothing personal folks but we...or most of us...probably looked good ( or a lot better ) at 20.. than say 55. [Wink]

Speak for yourself...I'm a good-lookin' double-digit hunk.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid99/p4a78ec671eccc2d0153093224e0d9271/f9f86572.jpg

( 'Course they didn't ask ME to pose for the swimsuit issue...)

[ 02-19-2005, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Shang ]

uncas
02-19-2005, 05:23 PM
Touche Shang...some things do improve with age...As long as one's mind improves at the same rate... :D

Nora Lee
02-19-2005, 11:31 PM
Women and Wine get better with age!!! Ask any Red Hatter!

All those skinny models are ruining the young girls in this country! Body image is all out of whack!

Nora

Shang
02-20-2005, 01:57 AM
I>"...Touche Shang...some things do improve with age...As long as one's mind improves at the same rate.[/I]
--uncas

If all I had to depend on was my mind, I'd be pretty tame game.

uncas
02-20-2005, 07:06 AM
The body can get one into trouble...the mind can get one out.
I wonder what the percentage of married men vs. single get this issue anyway?

[ 02-20-2005, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: uncas ]

Memphis Mike
02-20-2005, 08:20 AM
Babe of the day.....

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_dsarahyba_01.jpg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
02-20-2005, 08:24 AM
Thanks Mike, I'm awake now. :eek: :D

Itsy bitsy ,tiny weeny ,polka dot bikini!!!! :cool:

[ 02-20-2005, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Know It All ]

Memphis Mike
02-22-2005, 08:30 AM
More on body paint. I wonder if they use a marine paint to keep it from washing off at the beach. :eek:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_bodypainting_01.jpg

Joe Dupere
02-22-2005, 01:53 PM
Hey Mike! That red one, what team is that? I don't recognize the logo.

Joe

Memphis Mike
02-22-2005, 05:01 PM
"If you guys can have unreal expectations, then so can I."

Yes you can Katherine.....but start your own thread please?

Besides, that dude is more than likely gay. tongue.gif

Katherine
02-22-2005, 07:37 PM
All right Mike, since you asked nicely (and because you masculinity seems threatened)I'll take him down. I do, however, agree with Nora Lee. Images like the ones you guys have been posting really do mess with young girl's heads. Funny how you can dish it out but you can't take it.

Joe (SoCal)
02-22-2005, 07:59 PM
Katherine as a father to a 7 year old I totally agree with you and Nora. You wanna see how persuasive body image is in our society, just ask my daughter. She is already wrapped up in the whole body image thing as early as FIVE years of age. It is a sad thing when your five year old daughter bows her head and looks up at you with sad eyes and says daddy am I fat? Cause I think I'm fat :( . Fat at five ? It is so scary how early they start with body image problems, I felt so bad for her and we sat down and explained the best I could with her mother that she is beautiful in every way.

We also stress the importance of proper diet and exercise. She is not Mc D Happy Meal child. We take her nutrition seriously, and she has a wonderful varied diet and a very active lifestyle. Oh and she is beautiful :D

Katherine
02-22-2005, 08:23 PM
Joe,
Fat at 5? Poor kid. To bad no one ever emphasizes that the swimsuit photos are retouched and even the models don't look like the photos. I don't see how anyone can find the photo of a model beautiful when you can count her every rib. Will someone please get the girl a sandwitch? There is a big difference between a healthy figure and being anorexic.

Memphis Mike
02-22-2005, 08:41 PM
Here's a REAL man for you Katee, if you don't mind me saying so. He could satisfy all your wants and needs..... Note the thoughtful look.... and expression.... He's a handsome devil eh?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/p1f12c91c7bbf3104213586b3472f51eb/fbaf035b.jpg

Katherine
02-22-2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Memphis Mike:
. . .that dude is more than likely gay. tongue.gif :rolleyes: ;)

Memphis Mike
02-22-2005, 09:23 PM
Well, I don't know what to say to you Kateedid. Here I offer you up the very best of the WoodenBoat Forum.... and you just step on him like a lowly cockroach. I'm torn........ bleeding, Bent! Bowed up in the back! :mad: All I get is HEARTACHE......nothin but pure and plain and simple heartache.... :(

[ 02-22-2005, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: Memphis Mike ]

Joe (SoCal)
02-22-2005, 09:24 PM
Dats why the Blues were invented MMike ;)

Katherine
02-22-2005, 09:25 PM
MMike, now you sound like an old honky tonk tune. :D

Memphis Mike
02-22-2005, 09:30 PM
:D

Del Lansing
02-22-2005, 10:05 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid69/p1f12c91c7bbf3104213586b3472f51eb/fbaf035b.jpg

Hmmm, I don't know why, but sorta reminds me of Gollum, in need of a shave, getting ready to snag that fish. :D

Memphis Mike
02-23-2005, 08:41 AM
Oh, she do make my heart go pitter patter. :eek:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_abarros_01.jpg

Neville Striker
02-23-2005, 09:34 AM
This is my kind of woman.

http://www.gaystudsdotcum.com/preview/04.jpg

brian.cunningham
02-23-2005, 08:00 PM
Was going to say "I need to go out and get my copy"

But why bother it's on online!
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_vvarekova_02.jpg

Katherine
02-27-2005, 09:14 PM
Bumping this up for MMike. :D

[ 02-27-2005, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: Katherine ]

seafox
02-27-2005, 10:58 PM
do you remember the three D swimsuit edition in 2000? I've always been a fan of 3d and stereo photos . my friend clair and his business partner darrin came over the morning I had found mom had passed away. clair was talking with me over the details as we waited for the undertaker to some because he had experience buryinghis folks also.

and we lok over at darrin who's got on the red and green glasses looking at the centerfold and saying " that darn hats in the wrong place"

joe you can tell your daughter that from the photos you have posted I didn't notice any fatness I just noted a happy kid proable because she has a good father and lucky genes from her mother ( note the eyes on both)

katherine sorry I missed your posting. I doubt I look like that nore am I inclined that direction but their is beauty in all fit animals.
jeffery

Leon m
03-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Well Mike we're waiting for todays installment.

km gresham
03-01-2005, 11:42 AM
Why do men always say the hunky male models are "probably gay"? Takes the pressure off? ;)
Not that I don't agree - can't see John Wayne types posing like pretty boys with half their clothes off, but it is funny that the men always say that. ;)

Chris Coose
03-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Why do men always say .......fill in the blank.

goddamn!, you are consistant.
It really is funnny.

km gresham
03-01-2005, 12:12 PM
smile.gif

Katherine
03-01-2005, 12:14 PM
yeah, but she's right on this one. :D

km gresham
03-01-2005, 12:21 PM
;) Katherine, you put yourself in mortal danger of coming under attack if you agree with me very much. But it is true. :D I live with 4 men, work with a passel of 'em and that's what they all say about those pretty male models.

Memphis Mike
03-01-2005, 12:29 PM
Here ya go Leon. I picked this one special just for you. :D

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_mmiller_07.jpg

Leon m
03-01-2005, 12:31 PM
OOhhhh...SURFS UP ! :eek: :D

Memphis Mike
03-01-2005, 12:35 PM
And stay outa my thread "Aunt B." :D Is nothing sacred anymore?

km gresham
03-01-2005, 12:40 PM
Nope. ;)

huisjen
03-01-2005, 12:58 PM
One sandwich isn't even going to begin to address the problem there. :rolleyes:
Maybe an extra 40,000 calories might start...

Dan

km gresham
03-01-2005, 01:00 PM
Remember the camera adds 10-15 lbs.

Shang
03-01-2005, 11:55 PM
Uh...guys...I hate to bust anybody's bubble...
but the centerfolds...they're only paper...

There are real women out there y'know...

( Gawd it's tough being the Last Romantic...)

alteran
03-02-2005, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Memphis Mike:
Here ya go Leon. I picked this one special just for you. :D

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_mmiller_07.jpgJeeeesus she looks like a picture in a medical book where you can see the intestines all coiled up and how they do their dirty work. :eek:

I'll bet she hasn't had a plateful of lutefisk and rutabagas in weeks.

Con LanAdo
03-02-2005, 06:50 AM
bet she had a rutabaga or two. BTW, ya think that might be Murpheys oil on that serving platter?

Memphis Mike
03-02-2005, 08:04 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_yrahi_02.jpg

Neville Striker
03-02-2005, 08:09 AM
http://users.1st.net/mandy/marcus2.jpg

km gresham
03-02-2005, 08:32 AM
Mike's not gonna like that, NS. Corrupting his skinny ladies thread with skinny men. :D

Neville Striker
03-02-2005, 08:39 AM
I did not do it for Mike, KG. ;)

Garrett Lowell
03-02-2005, 08:42 AM
I bet if the camera was to scroll down on that guy, it'd show the "Soap on a Rope" on his ankle.

Leon m
03-02-2005, 08:55 AM
MM I like todays installment better.DIVE,DIVE, DIVE ! :D

uncas
03-02-2005, 08:57 AM
OKAY...They all look great but can they sail, pull in a sheet, yank on a halyard, or are they all too busy floating around in a bikini getting a tan for these photo ops.?

[ 03-02-2005, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: uncas ]

Memphis Mike
03-02-2005, 09:33 AM
You need a Bosun's Mate uncas?

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2005_swimsuit/models/images/05_dsarahyba_03.jpg

uncas
03-02-2005, 12:53 PM
MMike...I'll take three...too old to handle more than that on one wee little boat... ;)

huisjen
03-02-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by km gresham:
Remember the camera adds 10-15 lbs.80,000 Calories then. She looks like she's just had a fun filled vacation in a famine zone.

Dan