The secret to excellent chicken on the gill...

[Tar Devil]

Seasoning as you like...

Fire goes over here... chicken goes over there.

Cook slow. 4 to 5 hours works real good.

Later,

Phil

[ 12-11-2005, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Tar Devil ]

[John B]

You should write a book book on it.

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

You You think think?

[John B]

I do.
But the deeper question is: How does the chicken get over to the other side of the grill?

[skuthorp]

It just get's up and hotfoots it across
:cool:

[John B]

I was thinking tongs myself but hey..... :D

[skuthorp]

Tongs? It's Chinese chicken? :eek:

[John B]

Perhaps you're right. I bet it flied acloss.

[skuthorp]

Blowflied, bushflied, blown chicken? Zzzzzzzzzzz
Maybe it was the wind?

[ 12-12-2005, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: skuthorp ]

[John B]

you raise a deep Phil osophical question:

what is the sound of one hen crackling?

[skuthorp]

OOOOH YES! Herb butter uner the skin and............. hang on, did you say cackling?
:cool:

[John B]

No, I wasn't laughing.... just talking.

Some people do say I walk to a different drumstick though.

[skuthorp]

Now your talking turkey, Hey, have you tried frozen turkey skittles? One frozen turkey, a gardening glove, 10 bottles of wine (drink the wine BEFORE the game)
Find a polished floor and.... skittles!

[John B]

Sorry I'm taking so long to reply.. I'm a hunt and peck typist.
That certainly does sound like a fun game. Is it a team sport? I think I'd want to get some practise in before playing it for real though.
I wouldn't want to get egg on my face.

[Jeff Robinson]

or use fowl language ..

[skuthorp]

Think of it as related to Curling, only the puck is frozen instead. The hard bit is to get enough turkeys. Oh yes, wear shinguards! :D
BTW retuning to drumsticks, are press rolls like chicken rolls only less greasy?

Ho! there'a thunder storm a-raging here all of a sudden! :D

[John B]

Thunderstorms.....Well thats the risk you take out on the freerange.

[skuthorp]

Flash!! Zap!! instant over-fried chicken :mad:

[John B]

The sky is FALLING!

[John B]

and so the world turns full circle.

I must read a chapter of my book book and lay my head upon my feather pillow....

[skuthorp]

Half your luck, I'm still at work with the chickens loose in the computer system, Good Night :cool:

[Jeff Robinson]

Its passed over - it lasted a poultry 5 minutes.

[Tar Devil]

It's 5:45 AM and I haven't heard any roosters, much less any chickens.

Feathers, or no? Before or after seasoning?

People wanna know!

Later,

Phil

[skuthorp]

9.55pm here, seasoned feathers? there's a certain singed quality to it ........

Oiy! What are you doing up at such an hour, ambushing the milkman?

[ 12-12-2005, 06:00 AM: Message edited by: skuthorp ]

[Tar Devil]

The milkman hath no good intentions here.

My daughter hath come of age! :mad:

Later,

Phil

[skuthorp]

:D :D
and goodnight!

[uncas]

Tar D...ya got some pluck starting a culinatry thread and then flying the coop...Where's the beef...Where's the recipe?
Ya knew I whould chick in' when I saw the topic.

Guess I'll have to sit ya down in a chair facin' some bright lights and grill ya later.

[ 12-12-2005, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: uncas ]

[uncas]

Ya caught that too Fred but
I'm not my brother's speller...

[Memphis Mike]

Stuff can of beer {or orange juice} up chicken butt. Stand upright over indirect heat. Cook slow.

Best chicken on the gill.

[uncas]

Just don't forget to pop the top first...otherwise that bird will fly again!!!! :D

[Popeye]

Originally posted by Memphis Mike:
Stuff can of beer .. up chicken butt.

got any other uses for Bud Light?

[Tar Devil]

Originally posted by popeye:
got any other uses for Bud Light?I'd never do that to a chicken!!! redface.gif

Nothing less than a Michelob!

Later,

Phil

[uncas]

Domestic? :eek:
Oh...MMike...don't forget to take the giblets out first...

[Tar Devil]

That's just minimum, Jamie. Personally, I'd prefer Modela.

Later,

Phil

[John Turpin]

But, what gets to the other side of the grill first? The chicken or the egg?

[uncas]

John...have ya ever seen a chicken with an unopened can of beer....placed appropriately...? :D That baby can travel in any and all directions.
That's why ya gotta open it first...

[Tar Devil]

Sounds like a great practical joke, Jamie!

Later,

Phil

[uncas]

Yup...savin it for the fourth of July...
Beat the heck outta any fireworks... :rolleyes:

[Memphis Mike]

Wow! Forty replies! :eek: You must be gloating.

[Popeye]

i know i would be tossing and turning all night

[uncas]

chicken indigestion?

[Popeye]

why did the chicken cross the road ?

[Memphis Mike]

To keep from gettin killed by the sadistic farmer.

[uncas]

Because a cat was chasing it...
:D

[Popeye]

because he was stapled to the punk rocker

[paladin]

he wuz blessing it?

[Ross M]

To prove to the armadillo that it can be done :D

[Tar Devil]

Originally posted by Memphis Mike:
Wow! Forty replies! :eek: You must be gloating.I feel truly blessed!!
http://rucasplace.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/tears.jpg

Later,

Phil

[Memphis Mike]

Here. Have some skinny girl. You deserve it.

http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/janet/0.jpg

[Tar Devil]

Hafta look at that when I get home, Mike... server won't permit that one at work.

So... she must be pretty nice!!

Later,

Phil

[uncas]

Think I'll throw the beer can away...no wait a minute...why waste it...? :D
Just because I need both hands free....

[ 12-12-2005, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: uncas ]

[John B]

I don't think you people are showing enough respect for the chicken.

The colonel would not be pleased.

[uncas]

Which one?

http://www.geocities.com/roadtoangkor/Sara/images/02-02-03/112-1274_IMG.JPG

[John B]

batteries not included!

[Tar Devil]

Originally posted by Tar Devil:
Hafta look at that when I get home, Mike... server won't permit that one at work.

So... she must be pretty nice!!Mikey, my friend, she ain't bad, but you've done better. :D

Later,

Phil

[skuthorp]

She'll look better when she's grown up Mike, but thanks for the bird anyhow. smile.gif