You guys are killing me today

[Leon m]

Mrleft8
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posted 12-21-2005 07:33 AM
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What's a Shelby forum?
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John B
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posted 12-21-2005 12:55 PM
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Its for speed typists only.
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[Leon m]

Meerkat
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posted 12-21-2005 12:36 PM
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One evening, Jesus walked into an inn, threw down a handfull of nails and said: "Can you put me up for the night?"
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[Leon m]

"Favorite Christmas Music"

Memphis Mike
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Member # 3517

posted 12-21-2005 08:29 AM
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AC/DC She's Got The Jack.
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[Meerkat]

We'll waive the 3 day waiting period and do resurrection on ya tomorrow. Please have a clean white sheet available. ;)

[cedar savage]

See what happens when you have walleye for breakfast?

[John B]

mmd
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Member # 1908

posted 12-21-2005 09:22 AM
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{With apologies to Popeye...)

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man from Newfoundland started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The Newf replied, "They're Carol's."

there's a connection to the shelby forum here. :D

[ 12-21-2005, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: John B ]