Wife: What? are the kids ok?
Husband: Yes the kids are fine, that's not it.
Wife: Were you in an accident or something?
Husband: no, no accidents or anything. Remember a few years ago when we talked about fixing the back fence?
Wife: Yeah?
Husband: Well it's just occurred to me that I hadn't gotten around to doing it but now it's at the very top of my list!
My National Emergency is that Chicagoans keep calling that deep-dish thing a "pizza" when it so clearly is not apizza. Congress refuses to act!
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