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John Meachen
07-09-2018, 03:12 PM
A short while ago I saw this sign outside a pub.Seen anything similar?

19119

S.V. Airlie
07-09-2018, 03:14 PM
Melania, please take note!

Rum_Pirate
07-09-2018, 03:16 PM
I see you and raise you . . . .


https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8462080000/h3BF58961/

Rum_Pirate
07-09-2018, 03:18 PM
and raise you . . .


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9c/67/b4/9c67b457677c012692232bf0e576bdbe--funniest-pictures-funny-signs.jpg

Jim Mahan
07-09-2018, 03:22 PM
If only it were that easy.

oznabrag
07-09-2018, 03:51 PM
Reminds me of the place in Chapel Hill called 'He's Not Here'.

https://hesnotherenc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/HNHMagnet1-300x300.jpg

jonboy
07-09-2018, 04:13 PM
Don't have a foto but a pub in UK I frequented had a sign over the phone….' just say this ' Que? you speeek eenglis ? you know thees ees México you callin'

sharpiefan
07-09-2018, 04:26 PM
Free Beer
T O M O R R O W

jonboy
07-09-2018, 04:32 PM
Inside, and an old chestnut…

LOLOAQIC
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Breakaway
07-09-2018, 05:31 PM
Here ya go!

https://postmediawindsorstar2.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/dwarf-toss-20161.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=840&h=630&crop=1


Kevin

bobbys
07-09-2018, 05:53 PM
Here ya go!

https://postmediawindsorstar2.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/dwarf-toss-20161.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=840&h=630&crop=1


Kevin

I dont like short men.

S.V. Airlie
07-09-2018, 05:54 PM
I dont like short men.Yup, it's hard to look up at them

Paul Pless
07-09-2018, 05:59 PM
I dont like short men.self hate?

that's so sad. . .

bobbys
07-09-2018, 06:00 PM
self hate?

that's so sad. . .

Im almost 6 foot!

S.V. Airlie
07-09-2018, 06:16 PM
Im almost 6 foot!So your belt is 74 inches right?

Sailor
07-09-2018, 08:05 PM
"Almost 6 foot"? You know that Joe Average is about 5'10 or so and that's "almost 6 foot"? If you're not 6'2" or more, you're not really all that tall these days. I'm 5'10.5" or so. Almost 6 foot as well.

Ralphie Boy
07-09-2018, 11:55 PM
There was/is a bar in Culver City called "The Office". Must be handy when calling the wife: "Hi Honey, yeah, I'll be staying late tonight at The Office...."

Ralphie

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
07-10-2018, 06:15 AM
No trespassing, violators will be offered a shot.

skuthorp
07-10-2018, 07:02 AM
There's at least one yacht called "the office" on Port Phillip Bay.

SchoonerRat
07-10-2018, 11:24 AM
I used to sail with a Judge. He named his boat "The Bench". I suspect that when incoming callers were informed the the Judge couldn't speak to them because he was on the bench that he wasn't really on the bench but was on "The Bench"

Sunset Beach, CA boasts a tavern named Mother's. It was already old when I drank there in college.

John of Phoenix
07-10-2018, 12:09 PM
Over the door of the Blue Max officer's club in Vietnam -
"Everyone brings joy to this place. Some by entering, some by leaving."