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Canoez
01-29-2018, 09:13 AM
The founder of IKEA.

I wonder who is assembling his coffin and if there will be parts left over? :confused:

Garret
01-29-2018, 09:16 AM
[joke] Sad news in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, who wrote the song and dance classic 'The Hokey Pokey' is dead at 93. His funeral went off with only one hitch, while transferring Larry to his coffin, they put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble began.

Canoez
01-29-2018, 09:17 AM
Glad I'm not the only one here with a twisted sense of humor...

Garret
01-29-2018, 09:24 AM
There are people here who don't have a twisted sense of humor?

Canoez
01-29-2018, 09:25 AM
Ooohh..

Peerie Maa
01-29-2018, 09:31 AM
Some boat builders got together to build a coffin for a friend.
When the undertaker came to collect it he gave it a once over. "Just the right size gentlemen. That cross planked bottom looks plenty strong enough. I love the dorylap sides. But why did you put a centreboard case in it?"

Canoez
01-29-2018, 09:39 AM
Some boat builders got together to build a coffin for a friend.
When the undertaker came to collect it he gave it a once over. "Just the right size gentlemen. That cross planked bottom looks plenty strong enough. I love the dorylap sides. But why did you put a centreboard case in it?"

Lots of leeway on the Styx?

Garret
01-29-2018, 09:40 AM
It was just in case...

The Bigfella
01-29-2018, 04:51 PM
Wasn't Alan Keys the founder of IKEA?

Canoez
01-29-2018, 04:53 PM
Wasn't Alan Keys the founder of IKEA?

I believe he spells his name with two "L"'s. He wasn't the founder, but he was the first executive VP of Assembly Services.

Peerie Maa
01-29-2018, 05:02 PM
Wasn't Alan Keys the founder of IKEA?


The name comes from Mr Kamprad's initials (IK), together with the name of the farm he grew up on - Elmtaryd (E) - and the nearby village Agunnaryd (A)http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42851668

Rum_Pirate
01-30-2018, 09:25 AM
There are people here who don't have a twisted sense of humor?


There are people here that don't have a sense of humour, twisted or not. :D