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Jim Bow
09-14-2017, 01:32 PM
She's 14.

Her: (reading the newspaper)"It says here that 25% of people diagnosed with lung cancer have no outward symptoms."

Men: "Oh."

Her: "How are you feeling?"

Me: "Fine."

Her: "Uh oh."

SKIP KILPATRICK
09-14-2017, 01:33 PM
Ha!

LeeG
09-14-2017, 01:40 PM
My daughter said to her 3 yr old daughter that she can't find something. Granddaughter says "I can find it! I have my good looking eyes!"

Gerarddm
09-14-2017, 01:47 PM
Hilarious.

John of Phoenix
09-14-2017, 01:49 PM
When my daughter was 14 and acting every bit of it, I told her "ONE of us may not make it to your 15th birthday."

Now she has a daughter and I remind her, "Just you wait. Just you wait."

AlanMc
09-14-2017, 01:54 PM
my 12 yr old got me the other day with this (keep in mind i've gotten to the point with all of the stupid jokes they tell, that i don't really pay attention to the joke)

kid "why did the chicken cross the road?"

"why?"

kid "to get to the idiot's house"

fake laugh

pause

kid "knock knock"

"Who's there?"

(leans into my face) "THE CHICKEN"

David G
09-14-2017, 01:56 PM
my 12 yr old got me the other day with this (keep in mind i've gotten to the point with all of the stupid jokes they tell, that i don't really pay attention to the joke)

kid "why did the chicken cross the road?"

"why?"

kid "to get to the idiot's house"

fake laugh

pause

kid "knock knock"

"Who's there?"

(leans into my face) "THE CHICKEN"

Hey... smart kid. Congrats!!!

CWSmith
09-14-2017, 02:05 PM
She's 14.

Her: (reading the newspaper)"It says here that 25% of people diagnosed with lung cancer have no outward symptoms."

Men: "Oh."

Her: "How are you feeling?"

Me: "Fine."

Her: "Uh oh."

That is really very clever! I like that! She's a bright girl.