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amish rob
08-30-2017, 01:18 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170830/e4db44c53ae8be7fe588ec7431698261.jpg

What does a "lunny" look like?

I'm doing ground breaking work for the embetterment of all humanity here, folks.

Peace,
Robert

AlanMc
08-30-2017, 01:30 PM
what would you marinate a lunny in?

Dan McCosh
08-30-2017, 01:37 PM
A bunny is a baby.

amish rob
08-30-2017, 02:12 PM
A bunny is a baby.
Yes. We are such ignorant yokels we call them bunny rabbits. Even the jackrabbits and hares.

We call birds stingless kites. Yes, especially the stringless kites named kites.

Peace,
Dr. Doolittle

amish rob
08-30-2017, 02:12 PM
what would you marinate a lunny in?
Hamburger Helper and lite beer.

Peace,
Robert

Canoeyawl
08-30-2017, 02:58 PM
If ??

http://www.omenaheights.com/night_of_the_lepus_fangs.jpg

Rum_Pirate
08-30-2017, 03:10 PM
A few years ago driving along a country road in England and a rabbit jumped out across the middle of the road.
I swerved to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped right in front of the car.
I got out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to my dismay, the rabbit is lying there twitching.
I felt really awful.
A passing RSPCA sees this and pulls over.
He got out of his car and asked me what happened.
I explained I accidentally hit the rabbit and seriously injured it.
He says, "Don't worry."
Runs to his car and pulls out a syringe and walks over to the limp, twitching rabbit, bends down, and and injects the rabbit s
Then he said to get back.
We did and a couple seconds later the rabbit jumps up, shakes its tail at the two of us and hops off down the road until it hops out of sight.
I was is astonished.
I told the RSPCA man that I thought he was injecting the rabbit to put it out of it's misery.
The RSPCA man said "Nah, I just injected a little hair restorer."

Rum_Pirate
08-30-2017, 03:12 PM
OK that was a shaggy dog story.

It can be extended with recriminations, reporting to Police etc etc. depending on how much you wish to 'T-off' your audience.

Rum_Pirate
08-30-2017, 03:13 PM
In looking for it, I did find this alternative:


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...

"Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

AlanMc
08-30-2017, 03:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4

PeterSibley
08-30-2017, 04:39 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/80500/Angry-Rabbit--80520.jpg

isla
08-30-2017, 05:24 PM
Maybe something like this?..

https://shop.r10s.jp/w-freedom/cabinet/itiokucos/tmt7759_1.jpg

Then there is the Tiger version..

https://www.maykool.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x900/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/i/pin-up-leopard-cat-lady-costume-021268.jpg

katey
08-30-2017, 07:13 PM
They exist! Google "lionhead rabbits."