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Rum_Pirate
05-29-2017, 11:12 AM
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?"
"oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

suddenly she burst out crying.
"but, mama, as soon as we returned sam started using the most horrible language - things i'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... Please mama!"

"sarah, sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "i'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Come get me, please !!!"

"darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
still sobbing, the bride said,
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"oh, mama...words like: Dust, wash, iron, cook..."

Breakaway
05-29-2017, 11:14 AM
"Work," is a four letter word, says the man who wants to spend more time with his kids and more time on the boat.


Kevin

birlinn
05-29-2017, 12:11 PM
"Work," is a four letter word, says the man who wants to spend more time with his kids and more time on the boat.


Kevin
Boat is a four letter word too!

sharpiefan
05-29-2017, 12:17 PM
S.I. for the win! (click) :)
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/plugged-in/files/2013/08/nocussing_metric_385.jpg (https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/plugged-in/you-know-what-the-rest-of-the-world-has-figured-out-the-metric-system-ite28099s-time-the-us-got-on-board/ )

mmd
05-29-2017, 12:37 PM
Definitely ^

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
05-29-2017, 05:17 PM
Not all 4 letter words are bad.
Beer.:)